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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 10:42 PM       
i thought you didn't want me to spend money

the thing is, is that on match dot com basically everyone i'm going to be talking to has already confirmed that they think I'm at least attractive enough to talk to so I don't get shut down by anxiety

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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 10:46 PM       
Oh, well. That's a little different. At least you're not wasting money on random chicks in the hopes that one of them will like you a little. Is she fuckable?
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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 10:59 PM       
probably I should ask if she has a vagina or any other orifices :takingthingstooliterally

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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 11:04 PM       
god damn it, I've been posting on here too much I can't type shit without wanting to use emoticons

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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 11:11 PM       
Ask her if she likes popsicles.

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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 11:20 PM       
but i don't give a damn if she likes popsicles

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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 11:21 PM       
Dear Willie,

I hope this girl loves you and has sex with you.


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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 11:21 PM       
Dude... giver her a popsilce, watch her suck on it, then imagine that she's sucking your dick. See if you still give a damn then.
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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 11:24 PM       
OH...OH YEAH, I GUESS YOU COULD LOOK AT IT THAT WAY!!!
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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 11:24 PM       
why don't I jsut cut to the chase and ask her if she likes to suck dick then, geez

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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 11:26 PM       
Because that's no fun. Foreplay is supposed to be fun, goddamnit.
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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 11:26 PM       
Why don't we just cut to the chase and murder pee wee.
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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 11:46 PM       
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Old Feb 21st, 2004, 12:02 AM       
i sent a flirty message to a lady

i bet I'll invite her ovre for dinner and cook her a chicken with a dick next

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Old Feb 21st, 2004, 07:13 AM       
At least then you can joke about it. :>

I hope you dont die willie, cause im all outta AIBOs yo. ;<
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