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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 01:24 AM        I don't have sex dreams
Is that odd?
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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 01:45 AM       
One man's nightmare is another man's sex.

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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 02:08 AM       
I never have sex dreams either. I think the closest was that I had a make-out dream with Alicia Witt.
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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 02:10 AM       
I hate sex dreams. Whenever I have them it involves
someone I know. Sure the dream'd be hot and all, but for
about two, three weeks afterward it changes the way I
think about whatever girl I (didn't really) have sex with.

It really sucks when you think you actually did have sex with
them. You want a way to make a gigantic ass of yourself....

So I think it's for your own good that you don't have 'em.
They're nothing but trouble.
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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 02:13 AM       
Sex dreams make me sad. When I wake up I know it'll never happen to me. :horribledepression
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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 02:21 AM       
It sucks when you wake up from them when they're really good, and you try to fall back asleep into it, but it doesnt happen. :/

also when the girl turns into family members
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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 02:23 AM       
Now, when you have a dream about having sex with a girl, then
think you actually did, THEN she turns into a family member...

THERE'S a recipe for fun on Thanksgiving reunions.
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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 03:00 AM       
I always dream about having sex with female strangers I hardly ever know. Or a girls in classes I hate personally, but are hot.

And they always seem taller then me.
Which is wierd, seeing how I'm 6'4.
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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 10:14 AM       
live the dream, people
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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 11:33 AM       
I think it's good not to have sex dreams.



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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 01:55 PM       
Sometimes I don't have sex because i'm worried i'll get in trouble. Then I wake up and notice it was a dream. What a waste.
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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 04:05 PM       
Yeah! I always have dreams where I don't do anything because I think I'll regret it, and then I wake up and feel sad because I could have done it.

The bizarre thing about my sex/make out dreams is that I always have this feeling that the person I made out/had sex with had the same dream that I did that night.
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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 04:45 PM       
Some of the best sex I have had is when I'm dreaming and then I give teh wife a nuzzle and then do the funky chicken and melt some cheese if you know what I mean
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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 04:53 PM       
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Some of the best sex I have had is when I'm dreaming and then I give teh wife a nuzzle and then do the funky chicken and melt some cheese if you know what I mean
I don't have a wife to nuzzle

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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 08:23 PM       
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The bizarre thing about my sex/make out dreams is that I always have this feeling that the person I made out/had sex with had the same dream that I did that night.
Yeah I do that alot. You feel like talking to the person more often, like they suddenly feel something different about you. It sucks having to seperate reality from dreams. Sometimes I get sad and try to fall back asleep and go into dreamland.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 12:35 AM       
I never remember most of my dreams. But I remember a lot of them were good and worth remembering.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 02:27 AM       
Consider yourself lucky man, Some of mine will make me wake up and not want to go back to bed.

I once had a dream where whilst i was fucking the girl started to melt away. first her face and then the rest of her body. Finally her skin and muscles had melted away and her intestines jumped out and wrapped around me like a snake...

Im afraid to talk to that girl now

PS: and yes I did say Whilst
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 04:06 AM       
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 07:32 AM       
I had a dream the other night where OAO was chasing me around the table yelling "I HAVE A SEVEN INCH DICK! I HAVE A SEVEN INCH DICK! I HAVE A SEVEN INCH DICK!!"

I had to wake myself up.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 10:30 AM       
I reccomend getting a life.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 10:33 AM       
Like yours?

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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 08:08 PM       
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 10:55 PM       
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 10:15 AM       
LOL THIS IS THE PART WHERE RAINBROW N TERRY SUCK EACH OTHERS PEE PEE'S. ^_^
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 11:39 AM       
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