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Terra · #26

I'm glad your aunt is okay. Seriously it is screwed up when you have your own empowerment taken away like that.

ArrowX · #27

I'm gald you werent dead, because then all your "Everyone hated Terra so much it comsumes the mockwars" would have ended up being pushed over one me.

Terra · #28

Stupid. You made more sense than you have in a long time.

I would hate to think that mock wars was left in your hands.

Ya big galoot!

WhiteRat · #29

That really does suck to be mugged like that. A few months back my sister was working at the liquor store where she's part-time and a normal looking 20 something guy came in. He chatted with her about wine and shit for about 20 minutes before suddenly pulling a gun out and pointing it at her face. She gave him about 800 in cash and he ran out to his car, which the idiot had parked right in front of the store where a customer who came in memorized the plates. Turns out the guy ended up in a chase from the cops and eventually was stopped. Oh, turns out the gun was stolen too, and the guy's name was Mark Schwinghammer.

Article:

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A Maplewood man who is a suspect in a local liquor store armed robbery was arrested south of Forest Lake Monday night after a brief chase by area police.

Police from Forest Lake assisted the Chisago County Sheriff’s Office in the arrest of Mark David Schwinghammer, 23 on I-35 south of TH-97 just after 8 p.m.

At 8:03, police here were notified that County Line Liquor, 24013 Goodview Way, Wyoming Township, had been robbed.

Police picked up the suspects vehicle on US-61 just north of the downtown. Schwinghammer was pursue south on US-61 and west on TH-97 before the stop on I-35 was made.

He is now in custody at the Chisago County Jail in Center City where he is being held on charges of aggravated robbery, second-degree assault, possession of a stolen handgun and fleeing a police officer.

Formal charges were expected on Tuesday.

Along with Forest Lake police, Chisago County deputies were assisted by police from Wyoming, the Minnesota State Patrol and deputies from Anoka County.

ArrowX · #30

Seriously guys muggings arent funny

This one time liek 2 years ago me and a pal were walking home from a bush party and BAM a homeless indian lept from the undergrowth and held a knife at us, luckily he was more stoned and/or drunk than us my pall and me dropped our wallets, and as the guy was bending over to pick them up my buddy being the psycho he is leapt and Switch Kicked Him in the stomach, picked up the wallets and we booked. I was scared

sadie · #31

terra, you should learn magic like david copperfield!

Fathom Zero · #32

terra got mugged...lol

executioneer · #33

i've never been mugged

glowbelly · #34

i was grabbed by a bum-type person in downtown cleveland once, but he was a bit dim and didn't grab my arms and i had mace on me and when i pointed it at him he ran.

i'm glad you're ok terra, but i'm pretty sure a slut like you was totally asking for it.

Command Prompt · #35

I've never been mugged because I live in a country where handgun sales and ownership are highly restricted, as they serve no practical purpose to the general public.

This means that the availablilty of handguns is severely lowered and use of them in a crime carries minimum sentencing, meaning that if handguns are used, if at all, they are used by high profile gangmembers, engaging in large scale organized crime or gang warfare, all of which generally don't involve the genral public, rather then being used to rob silly twats for thier pocket change.

High occurances of gun violence are only futher proof that your country lacks any culture, sucks at hockey, makes shitty beer and if full of funny looking women. EDIT - and have small penises, the probable cause of handgun ownership in the firstplace.

executioneer · #36

yeah cause nobody ever gets mugged by people with knives

Command Prompt · #37

of course they do, but knives aren't exactly the equalizer that guns are.

Late last year, I got jumped outside my house by a guy with a knife (not a mugging because, long story short, it was a sloppy piece of revenge) and I told him he better make the first slash count because he wasn't getting a second. He decided to drop the knife and then got a Tie Domi to the side of the head. Had he pulled a gun on me, I probably would of lost the nerve to talk so much shit.