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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 06:50 PM        Girls masturbating
I have some questions for girls...

Ok we all know guys masturbate every day... What I wonder is how common is it for chicks to masturbate, I mean is this something that every girl does or only some? How old are girls when they start masturbating, how often do they do it, do they ejilluate a lot, what do they think about while masturbating, and other things like that is what I'm interested in.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 07:04 PM       
We masturbate 4-5 times a week, and most have started by the age of fourteen. I started at twelve, i was a very curious girl, lol. Contrary to popular belief, as many girls as men do it, but most would never, ever admit to it. Me, i'm just free about it, why can guys say they do but women can't? It's not very fair. Yes we do ejaculate a lot, but not as much as guys do, and we usually think about the guy that "does it" for us, or about our fantasies. I hope i answered your questions.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 07:11 PM       
I started about eigth grade. I was watching a porno with my ex boyfriend (OMG dont even get me started) and I saw a girl do the deed. So I thought I'd try it, but not with my ex boyfriend around (OMG don't even get me started). So that night I did, to the thought of something weird, like my pet teddy bear. It felt like I exploded. Since then I do it about 6 times a week. I love it.


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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 07:29 PM       
Ew thats gross girls! Real people don't masturbate. They only do that in movies.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 10:06 PM       
i'm a bit ashamed to admti it but i started when i was 12. i dont remember what got me started but i put my hand on my.....errr....privates lol. and it new it felt good when i touched the little biump there so i kept touching it and touch turned to rubbing and........

soemtimes i think about my this really hot guy i sit behind in my social studies class when...."do myself" lol. of course im still a virgin, but its prolly cuz i have soooooo much acne. all the girls make fun of me and i don tthink any boy would go out with me.

i think im weird cuz i feel like the only girl in the whole wide workld who does it. i even accidentally ripped some skin inside my...privates lol...when i stuck a finger really far.....errr....up there. lol. i dont know, but it kinda hurt. :o
i hope i ansewred your question. lol. *buries face in hands and hides*

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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 10:09 PM       
pretty much everything is better when you pretend al roker is saying it :<
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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 10:17 PM       
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We masturbate 4-5 times a week, and most have started by the age of fourteen.
Only 4 or 5 times a week? I can do that in a day.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 11:37 PM       
I began masturbating a 14. I found a copy of "Our Bodies Ourselves", and read the chapter on sexuality. When I read about female masturbation, I was amazed.
"Girls can do that?!"
I was also delighted. I ran into my room, locked the door, took out a vibrating massager I was using for back pain at the time, and didn't come out for two hours.
The frequency with which I masturbate fluctuates wildly. I think it may have to do with the hormonal changes of my period affecting my libido.
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Old Aug 24th, 2003, 02:48 AM       
EEEEEWWWWWW.



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Old Aug 24th, 2003, 04:40 AM       
Like, I was like 11 and OMG this is totally a complete secret! I went into the kitchen and I took a dill pickle out of the jar and ran with it upstairs and I put it in my (you know) and I pushed it in all the way and pulled it out over and over and I imagined that it was the jolly green giant's wee wee! I want to go steady with a boy as soon as my boobies start. OMG I want to color his fireman green with a marker so that it can be just like my first love: the jolly green giant (no offence to Mr. Clean lol).
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Old Aug 24th, 2003, 06:09 AM       
CaptainBubba is right. Touching yourself down there is just nas-tay. I even avoid it in the shower. Dad makes me wear a chastity belt to school. But that's OK, I want to save myself for my man.
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Old Aug 24th, 2003, 09:04 AM       
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Old Aug 24th, 2003, 11:39 AM       
Holy crap girls do it too! I wonder if this really hot girl in my geology class does it? I wonder if Tara Reid does it? I wonder if my mom does it EWWWW now I won't be able to do it for a month...
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Old Aug 24th, 2003, 11:57 AM       
i was 17 when i first started and now it's up to like 3-4 times a day.
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Old Aug 24th, 2003, 11:57 AM        Domo Kun RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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i think im weird cuz i feel like the only girl in the whole wide workld who does it. i even accidentally ripped some skin inside my...privates lol...when i stuck a finger really far.....errr....up there. lol. i dont know, but it kinda hurt. :o
i hope i ansewred your question. lol. *buries face in hands and hides*

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I was reading around on the boards and I came across this thread, adn sadly I can relate to what you said.

Well, I am a guy, but I would say maybe four days ago (name will remain anonymous) but, well I have to say the whole story I guess, but well first we were fooling around *fore play* and that never stays at just that so it escalated into *the deed*, but-- one of my friends was here at my house, but he was in the other room adn we kinda forgot about him. So he walks in the room while we are doing *the deed* and haha oh man, It was terrible. But then he left the room again, and we were scared he would walk back in, so we didn't finish *the deed* and just went back to fore play. But things got really hot and crazy and I was banging her hard and one of the times I guess my finger hit somethign somewhere and cut it a little bit.

I guess it didn't hurt then becuase of the sounds hse was making, well lets just say they wern't screams of pain.

So she told methe day after on the phone by saying "You scratched my cooter, when I went pee pee it hurt a little, Hee Hee"

And uh yeh, thats all for now, I don't want to ramble and say more becuase no one probably cares becuase I am new to these boards.

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Old Aug 24th, 2003, 12:04 PM       
Domo, is she ok? That's like sad and stuff. Lol I don't care about Esuohlim cuz she's a total slut! OMG you sound like a real casanova!
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Old Aug 24th, 2003, 12:07 PM       
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Domo, is she ok? That's like sad and stuff. Lol I don't care about Esuohlim cuz she's a total slut! OMG you sound like a real casanova!
Heh, yeah she is fine, we are uhhh should I say "Back in the groove" heh.
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Old Aug 24th, 2003, 03:20 PM       
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Old Aug 24th, 2003, 09:39 PM       
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*the deed*

Hehm hey it sounds less vulgar than Fucking.
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Old Aug 24th, 2003, 09:59 PM       
You are such a sensitive guy!

I HATE it when they call it "FUCKING" it takes all the magic out of it!

WELL... the first time *I* Masterbated :P I was just lying in bed thinking about this cute boy from my class and just playing with my fingers down there, when i started to feel a bit... hot, and got a little bit of a flutter in my chest.

It was a getting a little wet so I slid my fingers in and just gently started rubbing, and it was soooo intense!, my fingers started to gt all wet and my breathing deep and heavy and i couldnt help but moan!

Now i do it EVERYWHERE, i just cant HELP myself!

Sometimes, i just slip my hand in during class when i think no one can see!

And girls LOVE masterbating!

We do it ALL THE TIME!

And sometimes, TOGETHER!, it is much easier for us, because we dry so quickly and have nothing to really clean up (although sometimes our fingers get a little smelly! ;p ) and when another girl does it for you - OMG - they really know what to do so you can just enjoy it, and enjoy it SO MUCH.

Me and my friends do this a lot, and so havemany girls ive talked to!

But, dont tell ANYONE ok??? I trust you because you seem sensitive and nice and you already have a girlfriend!
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Old Aug 24th, 2003, 10:10 PM       
Ewewewewewewwwww . OMG you girls are seriously so nasty! Stop talking about it like that! Its so gross! If I did that kind of gross stuff I'd never tell anybody about it.

Of course I don't masturbate, thats just nasty and I don't need to. I have better things to do.
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Old Aug 24th, 2003, 10:43 PM       
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Old Aug 24th, 2003, 10:48 PM       
Yeah, i HATE when that happens!
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