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Old Oct 14th, 2003, 09:10 PM        Who hates jocks?
This is just a simple question but I am wondering.....for those of you out there: Who hates jocks?

If you don't know what one is....then, well, you'd better hang yourself right now.
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Old Oct 14th, 2003, 09:16 PM       
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Old Oct 14th, 2003, 09:18 PM       
I like Jocks. They help protect your genitals when you play sports. I like sports.
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Old Oct 14th, 2003, 09:21 PM       
yeah man they n always doing there sportz n stuff an its wicked gay cause they diobnt like the gothci culture and they always
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Old Oct 14th, 2003, 09:23 PM       
Why does it seem like shallow, idiot teenagers are drawn to this board like flies to honey? I don't get it.
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Old Oct 14th, 2003, 10:06 PM       
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Old Oct 14th, 2003, 10:25 PM       
I MADE A TOPIC ABOUT THIS AND IT WAS DELETED. YOU GUYS ARE RACIST.
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Old Oct 14th, 2003, 10:26 PM       
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Old Oct 15th, 2003, 12:09 AM       
AAAAWWWWW! Did the jocks beat you up in the locker room because they caught you wearing your sisters panties?
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Old Oct 15th, 2003, 01:32 AM       
Im scared of jocks >_<
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Old Oct 15th, 2003, 06:53 AM       
Yeah, I can't stand those sneaky little bastards. Thinking they're all tough up on their stupid horses.
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Old Oct 15th, 2003, 06:57 AM       
Jocks, phah. There is no suck thing as a 'jock'.
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Old Oct 15th, 2003, 10:31 AM        jocks rule
I think jocks rule because they bag my groceries fast, fill my tank without spilling any gas and deliver my pizza piping hot.
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Old Oct 15th, 2003, 10:39 AM       
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Old Oct 15th, 2003, 11:55 AM       
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Old Oct 15th, 2003, 12:15 PM        Re: jocks rule
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I think jocks rule because they bag my groceries fast, fill my tank without spilling any gas and deliver my pizza piping hot.
I AGREE WITH THIS GUY. I ALSO AGREE WITH MADDOX.
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Old Oct 15th, 2003, 12:41 PM       
I LUV JOCKS OMG THEY RAPE ME IN TEH SHOWERS *blush*

MORE BIG COCK PLZ ^_~
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Old Oct 15th, 2003, 12:45 PM       
I got your jock right here, bitch
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Old Oct 15th, 2003, 01:10 PM       
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Old Oct 15th, 2003, 01:22 PM       
Actually on that big day when you come to school dressed all in black and fully armed to teach everyone that big lesson, jocks usually make the best targets due to their size.
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Old Oct 15th, 2003, 01:25 PM       
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Old Oct 15th, 2003, 04:28 PM       
One of them told me that I'd win $1000 if I was the 12th caller but I was the 13th caller because all the phone lines were busy so I didn't win anything. Stupid jocks!!
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Old Oct 15th, 2003, 04:48 PM       
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Old Oct 15th, 2003, 07:30 PM       
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One of them told me that I'd win $1000 if I was the 12th caller but I was the 13th caller because all the phone lines were busy so I didn't win anything. Stupid jocks!!
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