THE THREAD THAT SUCKS!

[Guitar Woman]

The only thing that makes you is a horse fucker
You horse fucker


And owning a dog does not explain why you own dog shit.
I own a cat, but I don't own cat shit. I throw it into the to'lit and get rid of it as soon as possible. You seem to have some sort of creepy fetish for it by keeping it
:gross

[Rosenstern]

How dare you say anything to me about editing?!! Might I direct your attention towards the top of this page? You know, when you changed an entire post and made my next one look out of context?! I should have won when you did that! You are so lucky there are no such thing as rules here.

[Guitar Woman]

Yeah there are, and I can edit because you did the same. Fag.

[Rosenstern]

Your cat shit gets lost within the deep recesses of your DRIED HAIRY GORGE OF A SEXUAL ORGAN!!

Oh, I went there, fool.

[Rosenstern]

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

Yeah there are, and I can edit because you did the same. Fag.

You edited first, FAG!

[Guitar Woman]

That was so a few posts ago

[Guitar Woman]

Originally Posted by Rosenstern

You edited first, FAG!

Yeah, because I have been here a few months more than you, and in that time I needed to edit more than a few posts.

[Rosenstern]

You threw off my posting rhythm, you skilled bitch!

[Guitar Woman]

So, are you or aren't you Father Spaz?

[Rosenstern]

No, I'm just too damn crunk to post quickly, as my mom, the rapper, would say.

[Rosenstern]

YES!!! YOU FINALLY CHANGED THE TITLE OF THE THREAD!! You have made me a happy man, Molly.

[Rosenstern]

That's right. Sign off like a loser!

I would like to take this opportunity to remind all of you watching this that Guitar Woman has a DRIED HAIRY GORGE OF A SEXUAL ORGAN. There are cacti and yeast microbes growing in it, and it is larger than the Grand Canyon. That is all.

[Rosenstern]

And she edited on this thread tenfold what I did.

[blackwar12]

grand canyon...classic! the CN tower could fit in there three times.

[Rosenstern]

Thank you for your support (my ballz sure need it!), but I cannot help but marvel at your asstardidity. The CN Tower would in fact fit 3.78x 10^16464383263557585904093030934846568383736999999 9999999999 times. You forgot to factor in surface area, freak.

[Guitar Woman]

Originally Posted by Rosenstern

YES!!! YOU FINALLY CHANGED THE TITLE OF THE THREAD!! You have made me a happy man, Molly.

Don't call me that. Not only is it not my name, but there is no fucking way you are cool enough to make a reference to Achewood.

BTW I signed off to watch The Godfather because I'd rather do that than argue with an idiot

[Rosenstern]

Originally Posted by The Crusty Hag

Don't call me that.

Then don't put it in your fucking avatar, retard. If I had an avatar that proclaimed "Super Turkey Raper 9000", I would not find it at all surprising when people call me that, whether or not it's a reference to something no one cares about. I assume it's just a side effect of having too much sand in your GORGE OF A SEXUAL ORGAN, so I'm willing to forgive you.

PS: I assume Guitar Woman is your real name, then?
PPS: Dude, the Godfather was on? Oh, well. I just finished watching Delta Force 2, which is really fucking funny if you turn the mute on and put different words in their mouths (right, Guildencrantz? Start posting you lazy jizzjob!!!) Anyway, I don't know what I'm talking about anymore...

[Marc Summers]

godDAMN I'm trying to sleep could you just SHUT UP
JESus CHRIST :muttering

[Rosenstern]

This thread is now the recipient of the coveted Pink Star of Greatness!!!! Now we dance!!!!!

[Guitar Woman]

Psst, rosenstern, I don't think your avatar or username necessarily has anything to do with you in real life. Just thought I'd clear that up for you.

And YES The Godfather was on, right on the WB with barely any censorship. Probably because the FCC assumes nobody in their right mind would watch the WB, which means they can do pretty much whatever they want, and that makes them awesome.
Now I understand why they put retarded shit like Charmed and Smallville on that channel. :deception

[Rosenstern]

Genius Marketing!

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

Psst, rosenstern, I don't think your avatar or username necessarily has anything to do with you in real life. Just thought I'd clear that up for you.

That's not exactly what I was saying. I was just saying that if you put something in yer avatar that looks like a name ("Molly" falls into this catagory) don't be surprised when someone else uses it as such. I don't think this really needs to be said, but I am anyway because I'm a douchebag.

[Guitar Woman]

Well, if you weren't such a fag, you would know that "Molly" is the name of the Achewood character depicted in my avatar.

And don't go and look up Achewood on Google then pretend to have known about it for ever, because that would be a very lame thing to do.

[Rosenstern]

Originally Posted by I

whether or not it's a reference to something no one cares about.

Just making sure I made that part clear.

[Guitar Woman]

Dude, everyone who is worth more than a steaming pile of pig shit knows that Achewood is the best comic on the internet, hands down.

Anyone who doesn't think this should be shot.

[Rosenstern]

Then it's a very good thing I'm not worth that much

(hehe... Ive been waiting to use that emoticon on this thread)