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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 01:57 AM        LOGO CONTEST LOGO CONTEST
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 02:03 AM        wow thats cool
Hey, Cement Head thats really good.
I think they should pay you some money for that one.
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 08:48 AM       
I already won the contest, cement head. I'm sorry.

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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 11:46 AM       
Jamesman, did you take that pic at your last family reuinion? I was wondering, who is James and why are you his man? And don't your fellow klansmen frown on that kind of behaviour? Or do you keep your hood on so you won't be recognized? Of course that won't work, since your hood is the only one with a mouth hole. And your sheet has the Teenage-Mutant-Ninja Turtles on it. And there are way more seman stains than normal all over it, front and back.

Who is the racist again, you fucking hypocrite? "I'm sorry" is the most understated comment I have seen you post yet.
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 03:10 PM       
Sketch, could you go a little lighter on the darkies when you post? Not all of us here have balls of steel.

Jeez.
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 03:31 PM       
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Sketch, could you go a little lighter on the darkies when you post? Not all of us here have balls of steel.

Jeez.
"go a little lighter on the darkies"? Is that your idea of funny? Clever? The paramount of wit? I doubt some of you have balls at all, much less balls of steel. Having that little pussy Jamesman start spouting off and calling me a racist, then posting a pic like this is a serious insult. He's a scummy little pecker, and you're a scummy pecker pal. Which of you two own the knee pads? Or do you take turns?
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 03:35 PM       
Mexicans, too? Have you no shame?
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 03:40 PM       
Why does you always ask questions? Like this? All the time?
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 04:04 PM        HEY LETS STICK TO THE tOPIC
And the topic is my logo.

James - you never won no contest. They don't want photos
in their logo, and yours is a photo. And by the way, it sucks.

And if the owners of this site are reading, get rid of those skulls on the top of the page. You'll never sell any t-shirts with stupic skulls on them - skulls went out in the 1970's . Those skulls just let everyone know you don't know what you're doing. If you want respect, put my logo on the top of the page.

So you want your logo to look like the KMFDM album covers by some guy called Brute

http://members.tripod.com/~KMFDMHQ/kmfdm/discs.htm

Hey Owners of the site:
My logo is better than those album covers, but if you want something a bit less simple, let me know.
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 04:10 PM       
Man I can't believe it. I just read:
'They glow in the dark'
Are you guys still stuck in the '70's???

When you have an image that that people will remember that is original - like my logo is, it's worth at least $1,000.00.

So get rid of those glow in the dark skulls.

I'm starting to think I should just take my logo back - it's too good for this stupid site.
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 04:28 PM       
Best character ever.
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 04:29 PM       
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Why does you always ask questions? Like this? All the time?
Because Jameson, inquiring minds want to know. For instance, they want to know why you keep talking shit when you can't back any of it up. They want to know if you actually do touch little girls in bad places, or if you just think about it. They want to know if you really were dropped on your head a lot as a child, or told to go play in traffic. Or if not, why not. It's never too late to start. Try a bus route or a high building.
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 04:43 PM       
Wow! You couldn't have just said that to anyone!
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 07:57 PM        this is the last logo I make
Okay here's the last logo.

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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 01:53 AM       
I really like the first one, cement
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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 12:03 PM       
Maybe cement can get hired at Sketch's company!
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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 12:26 PM       
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Maybe cement can get hired at Sketch's company!
The amusing thing about every time I see you and your little buddies knocking my employment is I have no way to prove it other than giving you more information than I care to about myself. And the really funny thing is my checks still cash even though you doubt they exist.

Perhaps I should clarify a bit, even though you won't believe a bit of it because it suits you not to. My job isn't manipulating photos. I don't have to rely on that to make my living (and to head you off, "That's good because you would be fired, hur hur hur!"). It's building ads, posters, brochures, POP materials, mailers, identity packages, banners, and anything else our clients need. Our company nets $1.2M a month, although not all of that is from the print side (which is where I am). In spite of the downturn of the economy we haven't had to conduct any layoffs, and in fact are looking into hiring another graphic designer to help support our two newest clients. We do a hell of a lot of print work. And I really don't give a shit if you don't believe a bit of it. Like I said, the checks cash. Can you say the same for your "fantasy" jobs?
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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 01:17 PM       
Christ boy, do you have to defend your honor every god damn time it comes into question? Just write "yo momma" from now on. You're wasting space.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 01:31 PM       
I haven't heard of a cap on space. If you don't want to read what I write, skip it. It's easy. As for defending my honor...
yo mamma <heh>
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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 01:51 PM       
WOAH! WOAH NOW! ARE YOU IMPLYIN' THAT I DON'T HAVE A JOB?! YOU CAN SAY WHATEVAH YOU WANT ABOUT MY MOTHER BUT THIS INSULT WILL NOT STAND...or, I could weigh your opinion as to whether or not I'm employed with equal weight to your tantric fits of indecision over which lacy nightie you'll buy next from Hot Topic.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 03:41 PM       
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Old Feb 23rd, 2003, 03:11 AM       
How much do you think a good logo is worth???

Since the owners of i-mockery don't seem to realize the
value of my logo ( they haven't even contacted me) I am posting this just so everyone can compare logos.

The Nike swoosh was born in 1972, and Nike quickly became the
world's largest sports company. Incredibly, Nike's brand is now
valued at 75% of the company's market capitalization, which puts it somewhere in the neighborhood of $8 billion.



need any more convincing???
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Old Feb 23rd, 2003, 03:13 AM       
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Old Feb 23rd, 2003, 04:40 AM       
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