FORUM EVENT: I-Mockery's "Secret Santa" Gift Swap!

[HickMan]

I GOT MY PACKAGE A COUPLE DAYS AGO


I'LL HAVE PICTURES THAT'LL BLOW YOUR MIND UP SOMETIME IN THE NEXT COUPLE DAYS

[Secret Santa Event Admin]

Ok, who has not received their Secret Santa gifts yet? Furthermore, is there anyone who has not sent their gifts out?

[ItalianStereotype]

my package got bounced back to me because the address sticker got ripped in half. I'll resend it priority tomorrow.

[Ninjavenom]

I haven't gotten mine, though there was a note from UPS on my door yesterday that said something was attempted to be delivered to me, but since i wasn't there to sign, i couldn't get it. They're making another attempt tomorrow :O

[Seven Force]

I sent mine a week ago, and I haven't recieved my gift yet.

[Zomboid]

Haven't got mine...mine hasn't gotten to my person yet :O

I'm not really surprised cause of customs and shit but I figured it'd be there by now

[Johnyy Darko]

I got my gift on the 23rd

Thanks BAPE.

VETS FOR LIFE

[Chojin]

You have to take pictures!

[Johnyy Darko]

I well whale penis.

[Dr. V]

I haven't gotten mine yet and I'm afraid the one I sent out wont be delivered for above mentioned reasons.

[Chojin]

Oh, I got yours, all right.



This only got to my house after a mailman swung over a dangerous pitfall, dodged live ammunition, and murdered a dog. Unfortunately, the dog had apparently managed to take a part of my package with him into the next life.



Maybe you should have written 'Do not consume' or 'Do not expose to whirling machinery.'



Well, let's open this puppy up and hope there weren't any priceless chinese marbles in here.



Well, ok. It's still good, the letter might have money in it.



Okay, okay, maybe it's a cool pin. Let's investigate.



Found the crane! Let's prime this one and search for the rest!



I see.



I... I see.



And that's it.

Thanks for ruining Christmas.

[Sethomas]

What could ANYBODY possibly give me that I do not have already. I receive a package from one lovely lady that seems to take up the challenge. Lo, young dame, what have you?



A mirror? A wand? Surely there is magic involved. I look in the mirror: eww. Surely the wand shall come in handy.



"Magic wand, in my hand: Give me the finest bitches in all the land!"



It worked! And I also got a tiera, so I can make myself a pretty pretty princess! Thank you, Glowbelly, for the best internet Christmas EVER.

...

I tried to take a picture of the badass Green Fairy holiday card she included, and the snowflakes she crafted out of the nativity narrative of the Bible, but they didn't turn out well. A Green Fairy is perfect in every way.

[Dr. V]

Yay! You're very welcome. If you can't tell, I am poor.

[glowbelly]

hooray :D

i'm glad you liked your new friends, seth. i thought you could benefit from getting in touch with your feminine side, you big hunk of masculine manny man you.

my hubby got all upset that i cut up the bible. he said i was going to hell. lemme just say this:

it was worth it :D

[Seven Force]

Alright, let's get this over with.


So anyways I got a printer/scanner/copier for Christmas, and I installed it with no diffiulty at all. Then came the ink cartridges.


Those instructions were, needless to say, very cryptic. I was stumped. I didn't want to risk damaging my machine,
so I thought about who to ask for help. I then recalled
having recieved my secret Santa gift from Protoclown.





Even though Romeo didn't seem like he had any skills with computer hardware, he was my only hope.
Also, i'm retarded and I wear fruity shirts.


But he was determined to get the job done, if not for the sake of finishing this post, then, for luurve.


He promptly showed me the correct way to insert the cartridges, pointing out I needed to have the printer ON. He also called me an idiot. He also started calling me a wide variety of ethnic slurs. This prompted me to question his "sainthood".


Upon hearing my concern he started to get very indignant, and slowed down time, also telling me, and I quote,

"go fuck myself, go back to FYAD, you dickless GBS poster".

Each insult had the impact of a dropped safe,
due to the lag. It was obvious now that he
has an SA account, and I had done something to irritate him.


He then disappeared and materialized on top of my CD Tower, and announced that I was cursed.
He will never leave my house and any attractive women I go to bed with will have a dick right before sex.


Thanks Protoclown. I excepted this from Chojin, not you.

Fucking end.

[Protoclown]

Well I didn't know he would do all that!!

[HickMan]

Seven Froce's pictures reminded me of Rockwell's "Somebody's Watchin' Me"

[Secret Santa Event Admin]

The following people have their presents but still need to take pictures:

Sam
Dr. Boogie
Johnyy Darko
Schimid
Hickman

The following people have not confirmed that they have received their presents:

Doopa
nothing4buddha
Zomboid
Dr. Volshurawitz
Ninjavenom
Orange Juice Bruce
ItalianStereotype

If your name is on any of these lists, please provide details/updates on your situation in this thread. Do not PM the event admin.

Respond quickly or I'll be left to assume that you didn't send anything and will therefore ban you indefinitely.

[ItalianStereotype]

oh, my package is in transit.

[Immortal Goat]

Hickman sent his gift the same day I sent mine, and I don't see his recipient on the list of those who haven't gotten them.

[Ninjavenom]

I sent mine four days before christmas, and have yet to receive my gift.

[Seven Force]

I've sent mine a couple of days after the sign up deadline, which was more than enough time for my gift to get where it should. I haven't recieved any notice saying it was delayed or returned or not sent, so i'm starting to get nervous.

[Black Flag]

Originally Posted by Seven Force

I've sent mine a couple of days after the sign up deadline, which was more than enough time for my gift to get where it should. I haven't recieved any notice saying it was delayed or returned or not sent, so i'm starting to get nervous.

how does that work? you couldn't have had the person's address until after the sign up deadline

[Johnyy Darko]

I've seen my package out a few weeks ago.

[Seven Force]

Originally Posted by Black Flag

how does that work? you couldn't have had the person's address until after the sign up deadline

Oh shit, you're right. That seems pretty suspicious. I thought I had recieved the address that day. It was two days after I recieved the address. It was still at least the week before Christmas.