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James · #1

This COULD have gone in Recommended Readings, but it'll get more attention here. And I'll probably put it in there too.

Anyway:
http://www.bruce-campbell.com/

06.16.03) Holy Crap! Bruce Is Writing Another Book!

He dazzled readers in 2001 with his autobiography If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a Bored Movie Actor... oops, I got that wrong. I'll start again...

He dazzled readers in 2001 with his autobiography If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a "B" Movie Actor and wooed them again when he added a chapter a year later which updated his life story since the publication of his life story. His wit, his personality, his fanbase, and his excellent choice in the book's art director made the story of his life a New York Times bestseller. Now, he's busily procrastinating in preparation for writing his second book...

Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way

When he called me several months ago and warned me that he was going to write again and wanted to know if I was interested in doing some more artwork, I thought about the title and became very nervous about what sort of diagrams I would have to draw for this one. Then, he explained that Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way will basically be a humorous look at relationships and books about relationships. I was relieved.

Bruce is scheduled to deliver the manuscript in September and has already started packing for the book tour that will happen in Spring and Summer of 2004.

As always, you'll know what we know several weeks after we know, so keep coming back over the next few months.

-C

This is going to be the greatest book of all time.

Royal Tenenbaum · #2

to bad you'll never get to use any of the advice.

Mockery · #3

Bruce is scheduled to deliver the manuscript in September and has already started packing for the book tour that will happen in Spring and Summer of 2004.

Awesome. I'll be picking up that book and this time I WILL see him on his book tour. His last book was great in case you people haven't read it yet.

to bad you'll never get to use any of the advice.

"too"

James · #4

Quote:

Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum

to bad you'll never get to use any of the advice.

You know, it's been quite a while since you and I have had any sort of problems. I thought you stopped being a faggot. I was wrong.

But I think I have a solution to our little problem here. You get shot in the face like the filthy little pissant you are, and I take a shit on your gravestone. Deal?

The Retro Kat · #5

I'll be picking up both those books. Bruce Campbell is the shit. I heart him.

Royal Tenenbaum · #6

"But I think I have a solution to our little problem here. You get shot in the face like the filthy little pissant you are, and I take a shit on your gravestone. Deal?"

Learn how to take a joke you fat fuck.