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Old Jun 11th, 2004, 10:51 PM        [caps] SEX IN THE CITY [caps/]
hi my idol is samantha jones from sex and the city.
i want to be her more than anything.
god isnt she great.
yes, yes she is.
and im obsessed with her boyfriend smith.
i know its all a show but i dont care.


also i just want to post some of her quotes that are prime examples of why i absolutely adore her.


Samantha: What is it with the weekends now? I swear to God every guy I've fucked since Memorial Day wants to know what I'm doing this weekend. They just don't get it. My weekends are for meeting new guys so I don't have to keep fucking the old ones.


Ken: It's over! I told my wife [about us]!
Samantha: Who is this?


Samantha: Carrie, you can't date your fuck buddy.
Carrie: Say it a little louder, I don't think the old lady in the last row heard you.
Samantha: You're going to take the only person in your life that's there purely for sex, no strings attached, and turn him into a human being? Why?


Samantha: If you want out of this, just say it.
Richard: I don't want to have sex once and I want out?
Samantha: What about yesterday?
Richard: We were at the opera!
Samantha: I was bored.


(Samantha is posting signs about Richard on a street pole.)
Female police officer: Ma'am, it's against city law to deface public property.
Samantha: This man said he loved me and I caught him eating another woman's pussy.
Female police officer: Carry on, ma'am.


Charlotte: He should've mentioned her earlier.
Samantha: But not too early. I hate it when men do that. "I have a girlfriend." Calm down, I just asked if that seat was taken.


Carrie: Damn! Why is that girl still bothering me?
Samantha: Honey, you have to let it go. If I worried what every bitch in New York was saying about me, I'd never leave the house.


ok im going to watch more episodes cause im addicted.


ps. my surgery on the 5th went well. thanks for the prayers, fuckers <3
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Old Jun 11th, 2004, 11:01 PM       
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