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Old Apr 2nd, 2006, 01:11 PM        Ruin a Wish Game!
Let the game begin: You wish for something, and the next person to post grants it but somehow ruins it with his imagination.

Example...

"I wish I had a million dollars"

"Granted, but someone accuses you of child molestation and you get forced to pay them everything you got."

I'll go first...

I wish I had a month's vacation!
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Old Apr 2nd, 2006, 01:17 PM       
Ok, but you must spend it in guantanamo bay.

I wish I could be bothered to go to the shops and buy some cigarettes
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Old Apr 2nd, 2006, 01:23 PM       
Granted, but a 500 pound nazi rapes you on the way back, and steals the cigarettes.
I wish i was a pretty ballerina!
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The Lion King seemed innocent enough, didn't it? But did we really notice all the issues of assault on morality and ethics the first time we watched it? I sure did not. It was not until I sat down with a pragmatic open mind did I even realize the scope of moral violations the 83-minute The Lion King fed our minds.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2006, 02:01 PM       
Dude, you forgot to make a wish

I wish I could gain immortality
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Old Apr 2nd, 2006, 02:22 PM       
Granted, but you will turn 8 years old, and you have to spend the rest of your life with Michael Jackson.
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The Lion King seemed innocent enough, didn't it? But did we really notice all the issues of assault on morality and ethics the first time we watched it? I sure did not. It was not until I sat down with a pragmatic open mind did I even realize the scope of moral violations the 83-minute The Lion King fed our minds.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2006, 03:01 PM       
This thread is a faggot
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Old Apr 2nd, 2006, 03:04 PM       
It's not faggot, it's just not so funny as it used to be 5 years ago
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Old Apr 2nd, 2006, 04:37 PM       
I wish for a thread like this to be posted on the internet somewhere
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Old Apr 2nd, 2006, 04:48 PM       
Granted, but it happens on a forum YOU read.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2006, 04:52 PM       
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Old Apr 2nd, 2006, 05:54 PM       
you but milk comes out your nose
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Old Apr 2nd, 2006, 06:09 PM       
but when it comes out of your nose it doesn't taste nice like when you drank it, it tastes really like nose
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Old Apr 2nd, 2006, 06:12 PM       
I wish Uwe Boll would go bankrupt, and no one would touch the subject of making a fucking Metal Gear Solid movie because no film could ever fucking touch the game.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2006, 07:40 PM       
granted, but uwe boll ends up robbing you because he's poor and YOU go bankrupt because you are terrible.

i wish everything was green
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Old Apr 2nd, 2006, 07:47 PM       
granted BUT IT AINT EASY BEING GREEN

I wish dracula would suck my dick
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Old Apr 2nd, 2006, 07:52 PM       
Granted, but he may suck more then you bargained for

I wish America was the only country in the world so the troops would always be home
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Old Apr 2nd, 2006, 08:32 PM       
Granted but they'll shoot the losers.

I wish milhouse would pay more attnetion to me and not that Lotida!!
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Old Apr 2nd, 2006, 10:16 PM       
granted, but its because you have a large cavity where your nose was leaking blood and mucus.

i wish that i could be a ninja of the flipping out and uppercutting variety
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Old Apr 2nd, 2006, 11:18 PM       
granted, but you become played out to the point that no one likes ninjas anymore

i wish my mommy was still alive
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Old Apr 2nd, 2006, 11:19 PM       
granted, but she will still be in a persistant vegitative state just like last time.


I wish I had a Ferrari
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Old Apr 3rd, 2006, 12:12 AM       
Granted... but it comes in a kit and you have to put it together.... and barbie and Ken fit in it.


I wish I could go on a cruise.
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Old Apr 3rd, 2006, 01:15 AM       
granted, but your ship is hijacked by pirates who chop you up and feed you to the sharks.

i wish we could all just get along.
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Old Apr 3rd, 2006, 02:22 AM       
granted, but that means you have to hug OAO.

I wish popcorn was made of steak.
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Old Apr 3rd, 2006, 02:42 AM       
Granted, but then popcorn doesn't exist. :o

But...technically it would if it was made of steak...because it would still be called popcorn...


Well, scrap that.


Granted, but Nazi Pirates pin you down and fuck your ass for no reason.


I wish I was as cool as you guys. :'<
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Old Apr 3rd, 2006, 03:40 AM       
Wish granted, and since you used the past tense instead of the conditional ("I wish I WERE as cool as you guys), it's obvious that those days are long gone. And, as Boethius says, "In the face of adversity, the greatest misfortune is having once been happy."

I wish I had a fancier watch.
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