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Old Jan 17th, 2010, 02:03 PM        Solomon Kane
Robert E. Howard's violent, grim, (and second-rate) Puritan, bastardized by that one dude who wrote that one horror movie that one time. Plus MAX VON GODDAM SYDOW. Who else is going to watch this inevitable shitfest?
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Old Jan 17th, 2010, 02:14 PM       
I love reading Solomon Kane so I will be hating on this until it is released and then I will pay my hard earned money to see it and scoff at it on the big screen.

NAME A PURITAN WHO KICKS MORE ASS THEN MUTHAFUCKIN SOLOMON KANNNNEEEE
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Old Jan 17th, 2010, 03:09 PM       
If we're lucky the writer's desperate and threw in vampires AND pirates
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Old Jan 17th, 2010, 03:10 PM       
RIGHT BEFORE THE WITCH DOCTOR CRACKS SOME SKULLS
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Old Jan 17th, 2010, 06:04 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2010, 06:05 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2010, 08:09 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2010, 09:31 PM       
A GERMANIC WEREWOLF WHO IS A MUSICAL COMPOSER BY TRADE
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Old Jan 17th, 2010, 09:40 PM       
IGNORANT KAHLJORNS THAT WANT TO BE A PART OF THINGS
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Old Jan 17th, 2010, 10:52 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2010, 10:53 PM       
AAAWRIGHT, HOP ON BOARD
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Old Mar 7th, 2010, 09:17 PM       
Sam this is actually getting good reviews


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Old Mar 7th, 2010, 10:10 PM       
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Old Mar 9th, 2010, 09:46 PM       
I saw this. It is good.
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Old Mar 10th, 2010, 12:14 AM       
How close is it to the source material? I've heard "not very".
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