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Originally Posted by Ninjavenom
Besides, if i wanted realism, i wouldn't be watching a cartoon, now would i?
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I imagine you would if said cartoon were based off of things that actually
happened.
I can hardly wait for Peter Chung's "Overlord: The Abraham Lincoln Story." Lincoln himself will be just another one of the towering mantis creatures, with a long, V-shaped beard that comes to a deadly point at its end, and wearing nothing but a thong and some body paint.
The battle of Gettysburg will see him summoning the demons of hell, and infusing his troops with their dark power. They will be supplemented by officers riding on robotic horses that spew flames from their nostrils. The riflemen themselves will all be practically nude as well, and using muskets attached to their arms, and swords that extend from their elbows.
Best of all, the last episode will have an epic battle between Lincoln and John Wilkes-Booth, high atop the dark altar that Lincoln had constructed by the freed slaves. The sky will rain fire, the seas will boil, and indeed, the entire east coast will be all but destroyed in the final moments, when Booth manages to make the final blow against Lincoln, now a twenty foot monster with two heads and breathing huge gouts of fire. But Booth, having attained too many wounds in the battle, will perish right there beside his mortal enemy. Thus, the series ends. What a show.
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