Wonderful site!

[marmielake]

I really like this forum... i have the misfortune to be married to a retard that spends hours upon hours downloading stupid cartoons usually involving robots and giant dicks.hes 30 for fucks sake, not 12!!!!

he sucks.

[marmielake]

ive also noticed that most of these idiotic shows involve shitty singing,whining,giant robots/dicks,lesbian innuendos and i guess that sums it up.

[Emu]

don't forget shitty j-pop

[marmielake]

so thats what its called...at all hours of the night he will be treating me to shit like "megazone number 888383" or whatever or my favorite.. the opening song to that crappy ghost in the shell cartoon..
my plan is to create something totally stupid beyond belief and somehow convince him that its popular with japanese schoolgirls and i bet he would be all over it.
what sucks is that hes always liked this crap..even back in the early 90s before it was on every channel..


had to edit due to the overuse of the word "totally"

[Yggdrasill]

my plan is to create something totally stupid beyond belief and somehow convince him that its popular with japanese schoolgirls

I don't think you need to create it because it probably already exists. I've seen something where the people kept going "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" "AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGH!!" or whatever words they needed to use to power themselves up. And it involved a scene where someones mom was talking to him naked. Bosoms and all! :/

[ziggytrix]

so, is there something horribly wrong with you that the best you could marry was a anime watching drool-factory?

i mean for fucks sake, why?!

[anDROIDdoNUT]

1. why would you marry a retard?
2. kick his @$$ for watching robotic dicks ''

[marmielake]

ive been trying to answer that question for the last 13 years..
I guess im a retard too.
BUT, im not a retard that likes anime. *pats self on back*
besides..i figured he would outgrow it.

[anDROIDdoNUT]

If he's 30 and hasn't outgrown it take him to a psychiatrist or sumthing

[ziggytrix]

that's what you get for marrying a 17 year old. so what, were you 16 and knocked up at the time?

[marmielake]

close enough
you know what though? i was looking through older posts and i saw a drawing that really hit the nail on the head.. the one of the yammering know it all and the suicidal girlfriend?

[marmielake]

It could be that she intends on poisoning her loudmouth...
at any rate, thanks for the chance to bitch! i actually found this site by searching "anime is stupid" on google.
unfortunately there were far more sites listing the virtues of it than how stupid it is.

[thebiggameover]

im going to go ahead and call bullshit. noone that much in to anime would be married. ever.....

[Guitar Woman]

I'll just say this once as a friendly gesture, marmie: Learn to use punctuation. You'll live longer.

[marmielake]

who wants to live forever??????

[Guitar Woman]

Me. That way I can see if all the Sci-Fi movie and videogame prophecies come true.

[marmielake]

good point.

[Xenogil]

Originally Posted by marmielake

at all hours of the night he will be treating me to shit like "megazone number 888383"

Megazone 23? Well, your husband may like anime, but at least he has good taste. He's also probabally into SDF Macross, Genesis Climber Mospeada...It's all Robotech over here in the states.

[marmielake]

at any rate..its still irritating.
on the other hand, i like irritating stuff too so i guess i dont have alot of room to talk.
but i will anyways.
has anyone else noticed that fireworks kind of suck now???

[sadie]

the fireworks don't suck. you've become so disillusioned with life that you simply don't enjoy anything anymore. and i can't blame you, given your marital situation.

you should invite your husband to this forum; get out all your feelings! it'll be like dr. phil sans oprah!

[maggiekarp]

I think you should both watch EBICHU MINDS THE HOUSE!



It's about a hamster named Ebichu, her master the Office Lady, and her master's useless boyfriend Kaishounachi.

[marmielake]

i disagree. the fireworks really did suck this year.
im pretty sure that they will be outlawed completely in the next 10-15 years.

[maggiekarp]

Fireworks don't suck when you have friends and family outside the city limits! Our neighbors at my grandma's house nearly blew us and themselves up with those shoot up in the sky and explode prettily fireworks. T'was awesome.

[Emu]

The guy whose house we went to bought a single 64-shot firework that was in a box that was 2' x 2' x 2' for 125 dollars.

It shot off 8 times. :/

[marmielake]

i was outside the city limits with my family and friends.
the surroundings had no effect whatsoever on the fireworks suckyness. the fact that theyve done away with any really good fireworks did.
my husbands idiot ass friend drug us out to this stand, because it was supposed to be really bad ass and such, and it had alot of bullshit that was way overpriced. the only cool shit we got were artillery shells and this windmill thingie .
and thunderbombs.