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Old Sep 24th, 2003, 11:33 PM       
I love it when you talk dirty, Milhouse.
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Old Sep 25th, 2003, 09:16 AM       
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Actually, cumguzzler, I'm from Texas originally (Austin, the good part), I've been out here less than a month so far and this state sucks ass
Wow, Texas! Not California! That changed my mind completely! You're obviously a genius, like Georgie Bush!

I don't give a shit where you're from, fartsucker! If your only contribution to this thread is "You're gay", then you've just proved my point: I've got nothing to lose!


"Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, and you sure don't look like a steer to me!"


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Old Sep 25th, 2003, 05:04 PM       
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Wow, Texas! Not California! That changed my mind completely! You're obviously a genius, like Georgie Bush!

I don't give a shit where you're from, fartsucker! If your only contribution to this thread is "You're gay", then you've just proved my point: I've got nothing to lose!


"Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, and you sure don't look like a steer to me!"
Don't make me send you to the electric chair then, cockless.

And the thing is...you ARE gay. There is no more appropriate statement. A mock doesn't have to be long and wordy. Something you need to learn.
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Old Sep 25th, 2003, 08:55 PM       
Some hick from Texas just told me I AM gay! He must be right! I trust the opinion of any man who hitches up his overalls with a piece of frayed rope before going with a shotgun to his tireless pick-up truck out front his run-down shack and pumping a few rounds at the dented hood. Yeah, there's an opinion you should trust.

Hyuck hyuck, now go eat your cousin's seman for breakfast with some grits and ham, redneck.
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Old Sep 26th, 2003, 12:41 PM       
This is a long thread. I thought rednecks likes steak with grits, not ham.
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Old Sep 26th, 2003, 06:24 PM       
Up to now, everyone on this page sucks.
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Old Sep 29th, 2003, 03:13 AM       
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Old Sep 29th, 2003, 07:39 AM       
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Holy shit! Look at me! I can pretend some guy I've never met before likes penis and quote him on that! I am a fucking genius! And to think I used to sell moonshine to my hick uncles before they'd dryhump me! Stop it, Uncle Billy Bob! You'll give me nightmares!
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Old Sep 29th, 2003, 07:58 AM       
I don't think it's ever going to be more possible to mean this this much, but by god, THIS THREAD SUCKS.
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 09:46 AM       
THEN STOP POSTING IN IT, COCKFEATURES!
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 12:40 PM       
OOOOO. No one likes to be called COCKFEATURES!!! YOU'VE REALLY DONE IT NOW, Tubbie.

......god...the features of a cock....unthinkable...
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 05:52 PM       
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THEN STOP POSTING IN IT, COCKFEATURES!
AND YOU SUCK TOO

Notice I could've called you something back, like FUCKWRINKLE or something equally as disgusting and witty. But I chose to go the moral high ground. Besides, ankle socks are better.
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 08:33 PM       
ANKEL SOKS R NOT BIG ENUF 4 MY PENISSSSS
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 11:18 PM       
Tubesock, we're depending on you to push this thread up to 10 pages...don't let us down, buddy!
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Old Oct 2nd, 2003, 03:17 PM       
hmmmmmmmmm fuckwrinkle...
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Old Oct 2nd, 2003, 11:13 PM       
Is this the biggest thread in Mock Wars ever? I sure hope not.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 10:13 AM       
Those last two posts were so deaf-defyingly poor, they're an insult to this forum.

To make it better, here's a website about midgets: http://mikesundance.com/midgets.htm
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 11:50 AM       
Keep it going! Only 59 posts to go!

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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 05:34 PM       
ATTENTION PERNDOG: YOU AREN'T FUNNY. QUIT WHILE YOU ARE AHEAD.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 08:30 PM       
Fuck you, Crunch. That's all I'm gonna say.

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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 09:12 PM       
ATTENTION PERNDOG : YOU AREN'T CLEVER. STOP TRYING TO MAKE COOL COMMENTS. YOU SUCK STILL.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 11:01 PM       
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ATTENTION PERNDOG: YOU AREN'T FUNNY. QUIT WHILE YOU ARE AHEAD.
YOU SAID THAT TO ME TOO, AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 11:54 PM       
ATTENTION CAP'N CRUNCH: STOP MAKING YOUR BREAKFAST CEREALS TASTE LIKE PUBES. ALSO, YOU'RE A WHINEY BITCH.
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Old Oct 4th, 2003, 01:10 PM       
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ATTENTION PERNDOG: YOU AREN'T FUNNY. QUIT WHILE YOU ARE AHEAD.
YOU SAID THAT TO ME TOO, AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED.
I WAS JOKING WITH YOU.

TUBESOCK, GO CUT OFF YOUR DICK AND FUCK YOURSELF WITH IT. PERNDOG LOVES TO WATCH.
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