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Old Jul 19th, 2012, 03:43 PM       
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Old Jul 20th, 2012, 02:53 PM       
Whatever happened to that pentegarn guy. All I remember was a really creepy picture of what seemed to be goofy being posted and he suddenly left.
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Old Jul 20th, 2012, 03:28 PM       
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Old Jul 20th, 2012, 06:06 PM       
He left because he thought we're all incompetent children?
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Old Jul 20th, 2012, 09:47 PM       
This place is so slow on weekends
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Old Jul 20th, 2012, 10:08 PM       
Everyone's pretending to be busy.
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Old Jul 21st, 2012, 02:54 AM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2012, 11:57 AM       
hahaha mr wizard's my hero suddenly

some people came to the door to tell me about the bible.

"so, do you believe in evolution?"
"yes."
"what evidence do you see that makes you believe?"
"uh, there's lots of it. where should i begin?"
"well why do you think humans have stopped evolving?"
"we haven't."

come on now seriously you run a door-to-door conversion mission and your argument to people who believe in the theory of evolution is "why aren't we evolving now?"

you might as well ask "why we still got monkeys?"
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Old Jul 21st, 2012, 01:02 PM       
Humans have devolved.
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Old Jul 21st, 2012, 01:04 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2012, 02:27 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2012, 03:34 PM       
Evolved versions of humans put signs on their doors saying no religious solicitation.

I must have some look on my face that happens when people tell me they are ministers, because they stop and leave without my even needing to say a word. This is funny because I've been ordained (ULC) for around 9-10 years.

I used to give Mormon missionaries two 7-ups and told them to have a nice day before I closed the door. It was sort of like trick or treat.
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Old Jul 21st, 2012, 05:29 PM       
I GISed "dicks touch each other" and found this 3rd in.



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Old Jul 21st, 2012, 05:32 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2012, 05:35 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2012, 05:41 PM       
Can we make an emoticon dedicated to Kitsa.

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Old Jul 21st, 2012, 05:46 PM       
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You have been slow cooking those mother fuckers for like 2 years now. I think they are ready.
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Old Jul 21st, 2012, 06:24 PM       
Needs more 5 spice
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Old Jul 21st, 2012, 07:17 PM       
You kept a picture of my dog?
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Old Jul 21st, 2012, 07:37 PM       
You act surprised?
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