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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 05:33 PM       
I'm not sold on Chrome's "Most Visited Pages" feature

On one hand it's retardedly convenient, and on the other hand I'd really rather not be constantly reminded about how much of a pervert I am
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 05:33 PM       
It's illegal to throw CRT screens in traditional dumpsters due to the hazard of their screen cracking to the point where the vacuum inside causes an implosion, ricocheting glass off the back of the tube and effectively firing it out like a cannon.

You'll notice most professional movers carry CRT screens facing away from themselves and wear thick gloves while doing it.

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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 05:34 PM       
After a week or so, we should get a 'most visited pages' capture thread going.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 05:35 PM       
I just toss 'em around.

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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 05:54 PM       
Guys, don't you love it when a torrent flatlines at 99% completion?
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 05:56 PM       
At that level, some files have to be done.

Or all of them are missing a couple 1's and 0's.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 06:23 PM       
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Well heres the first of many people who think their better than me.
The abused language appears to be intentional. It's a Character.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 06:56 PM       
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At that level, some files have to be done.

Or all of them are missing a couple 1's and 0's.
Yeah, about 75% of the files are completely, all the way there, and little slivers of the rest are missing.

I'm really not going to try playing it like this.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 06:57 PM       
As we figured out the sidescroll thing can only be the result of my own idiocy, I now ask how I can fix this bug:
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 07:02 PM       
they're working on that
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 07:02 PM       
Why is it that little kids think ripping up things that I own will make me do what they want?
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 07:02 PM       
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 07:03 PM       
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 07:03 PM       
I had one in my balls last week

It's not as bad as it sounds

but fuck my balls still kind of hurt
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 07:09 PM       
Mine is at the top of my ass crack, and it got so bad that I was walking around like a 90-year-old yesterday.

I got it lanced this morning but it still hurts just as much, and now I have a fun draining wound to redress every few hours

And no I'm not posting pictures
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 07:14 PM       
You sound like David Sedaris.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 07:16 PM       
Guys, that is a scary thing, and I really wish you hadn't just invented it.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 07:17 PM       
Mine was fortunately in the loose skin of my sack so the doctor just poked it with a needle and popped it like a zit.

It never felt so good to have my balls squeezed by a burly man.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 07:18 PM       
well, now I can't stop thinking about your balls
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 07:19 PM       
baby, you and i both know that was an issue way before i posted in this thread :pimphat
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 07:20 PM       
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You sound like David Sidaris.
The sheer pitifulness of my predicament is overshadowed only by the fact that I have to be outside amidst the general public stewing in my own fabricated crippling embarrassment with the haunting notion that there may be an ever-expanding red dot of blood visible on my designer pants
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 07:21 PM       
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 07:24 PM       
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Mine was fortunately in the loose skin of my sack so the doctor just poked it with a needle and popped it like a zit.

It never felt so good to have my balls squeezed by a burly man.
Dude that sounds worse actually
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 07:25 PM       
I mispelled 'Sedaris.'

His newest book's great, by the way.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 07:25 PM       
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