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Pee Wee Herman · #26

"Lone Starr, I am your father's brother's uncle's neice's daughter's cousin's roommate."

"And that makes us...?"

"Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become"

The One and Only... · #27

Well... my uncle's pseudo-girlfriend was pretty loose when she had some alcohol... I think she wanted me to have sex with her daughter. :/

Terra · #28

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Originally Posted by The One and Only...

Well... my uncle's pseudo-girlfriend was pretty loose when she had some alcohol... I think she wanted me to have sex with her daughter. :/

I hear the alcoholic mind can be fuzzy on details.

Just make sure it wasn't the dog she wanted you to have sex with.

The One and Only... · #29

She wasn't drunk. Trust me. It would take a lot to get her drunk.

Supafly345 · #30

Terra is on a roll today. Watch out! Unprevoked, unsupported, unoriginal taunting is her specialty- and she is ruthless with it.

Terra · #31

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Originally Posted by Supafly345

Terra is on a roll today. Watch out! Unprevoked, unsupported, unoriginal taunting is her specialty- and she is ruthless with it.

Yeah.

But I only unsupportedly and unoriginally taunt assholes that throw the first punch to me. OAO's wasn't unprovoked. I was only stating a well known fact about alcoholics and hoping he wasn't going to buy the "daughter theory."

Otherwise, it's Sunday. The day of payback. :/

Skulhedface · #32

Alcohol, I've noticed, seems to exponentially increase sexual intercourse.

What I want to know is...

Why is it you always hear about the guy who got drunk and screwed the proverbial pooch, or the girl that got whacked out of her head and did the mailman, but you NEVER hear about the reverse? Don't ugly people get drunk and say "I can't believe I banged Katie Holmes!!"