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seanlargey seanlargey is offline
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 02:25 PM        GRAPES!
grapes suck whenever i buy them they give me too many, and i only eat ten before i go to eat more, and they're all lumpy and squishy! now why would i want to eat a squishy grape?! I WONT SETTLE FOR SECOND BEST I WANT MY GRAPES TO BE NICE AND HARD SO THEY ARENT SQUISHY!!!!! FUCK YOU GRAPE#E!@edf
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 02:57 PM       
Those aren't grapes. Your suppliers have have been selling you ferret ovaries.

Its a pretty common scam nowadays.
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 03:52 PM       
It won't be long before you'll be paying quadroople for your grapes. Then you'll only be able to afford ten. Everything works out in the end.

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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 04:13 PM       
no grapes.
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 04:15 PM       
this thread reminded me i had grapes to eat. THANKS THREAD!!!
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 04:45 PM       
you better eat them before they get all squishy
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 04:54 PM       
thanks sean
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 06:12 PM       
anything for you jixby :'( have you been reading my journal :'(
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 07:02 PM       
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 07:10 PM       
And people without mouths need not complain about soggy grapes.
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 12:26 AM       
every 1 give me their soggy grapes cause soggy grapes are good
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 12:28 AM       
Ah liek raisings.
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