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Old Dec 8th, 2004, 05:23 PM       
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I'm just going with what you guys have suggested.
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Old Dec 9th, 2004, 12:58 AM       
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I'm really not sure how I'm going to able to sustain a friendship with this girl without hitting on her... it's going to be challenging.
Just out of curiosity, how will you go about "hitting on her" if it ever comes to that?
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Old Dec 9th, 2004, 01:05 AM       
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Old Dec 9th, 2004, 04:28 AM       
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I'm really not sure how I'm going to able to sustain a friendship with this girl without hitting on her... it's going to be challenging.
Just out of curiosity, how will you go about "hitting on her" if it ever comes to that?
Probably making suave remarks like "Are you doing anything special next weekend? Answer the question."
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Old Dec 9th, 2004, 10:52 AM       
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Old Dec 9th, 2004, 08:25 PM       
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Just out of curiosity, how will you go about "hitting on her" if it ever comes to that?
Well, like I did last night.

Basically I got into a conversation with her, and when I said I had to leave soon, I said that I had to tell her she looked really good, but not to take that in any way than would make her feel uncomfortable.

So then she said aww thanks Jack and that she'll talk to me today since I'm signing off.

Basically, I figure I have to take it slow. She's being incredibly friendly and receptive despite my obvious advances, but she isn't being bitchy and mean, nor does she seem like someone who would be that way. I think I can work it out.
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Old Dec 9th, 2004, 08:44 PM       
You are really really fucking creepy when you talk about girls. Did you know that?
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Old Dec 9th, 2004, 08:46 PM       
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Just out of curiosity, how will you go about "hitting on her" if it ever comes to that?
Well, like I did last night.

Basically I got into a conversation with her, and when I said I had to leave soon, I said that I had to tell her she looked really good, but not to take that in any way than would make her feel uncomfortable.

So then she said aww thanks Jack and that she'll talk to me today since I'm signing off.

Basically, I figure I have to take it slow. She's being incredibly friendly and receptive despite my obvious advances, but she isn't being bitchy and mean, nor does she seem like someone who would be that way. I think I can work it out.
Has she told you that you look good?
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Old Dec 9th, 2004, 09:19 PM       
I honestly think that if you took that serial rapist/murder test you would score at least a 8 out of 15. Dohmer scored like a 12 :/

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Old Dec 10th, 2004, 12:57 PM       
Guys girls are just like the dating games, where you just have to slip in compliments and get receptive answers, because that means that you're scoring points. When you get up to 30 points, you can then ask for a date without being turned down, and the point mount exponentially from there, up to 100 which I don't think I even have to explain am I right guys
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Old Dec 10th, 2004, 01:14 PM       
Creepy Geek #2, what would you do if we were on a romantic cruise and a big burly guy came up to us and started hitting on me?
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Old Dec 10th, 2004, 03:40 PM       
Keep wearing her down. It's working.
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