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Old Aug 10th, 2009, 08:40 AM        Greek woman 1, tourist balls 0
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Old Aug 10th, 2009, 10:24 AM       
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Old Aug 10th, 2009, 12:19 PM       
The followup story is even better. "I don't know, some crazy woman poured liquor on my balls and set them aflame. I'd never grope anyone! I have a girlfriend!"
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Old Aug 10th, 2009, 12:39 PM       
here's another recent one -
http://www.nypost.com/seven/07282009...re__181758.htm

fun new trend?
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Old Aug 10th, 2009, 12:58 PM       
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Old Aug 10th, 2009, 01:19 PM       
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Old Aug 15th, 2009, 02:41 PM       
Well, if he had been warned and was still repeatedly trying to assault her, then she acted in self defense. I suppose witnesses will probably confirm her story.
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Someone alert Jerry Lee Lewis!
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Old Sep 8th, 2009, 02:29 PM       
If you are running around a club with your dick out and humping women then you deserve to get it lit on fire.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 11:53 AM       
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Feltham, who has since returned to Britain, last week told the Sun newspaper that he suffered second-degree burns to his chest and stomach in an unwarranted attack by the 26-year-old student identified by media as Marina Fanouraki.
"I had nothing to do with her at all. It came completely out of the blue," Feltham told the newspaper.
"Stories about me showing my privates or pestering her are complete fiction."
So she just set you on fire for NO REASON WHATSOEVER?

Sure she did. Sure.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 12:14 PM       
I have no idea why but I was all-of-a-sudden reminded of a musician friend who ordered "Nagasaki with extra opa" at the Greek diner after shows.

He always emphasized extra opa because he wanted a big fireball. Never did learn how to say saganaki though.
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