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Old Mar 3rd, 2005, 05:32 PM        I regularly go many days without showering
Why, when you say to someone you havn't showered today, their all like "ewwww your sick"? I went 2, 3, 4, even 5 days without showering more times then I can count. There's no shame in it, people in Asia do it all the time so if you think there's shame in it, then your racist. There is nothing medically wrong with it either. Not to mention all the money you saved in your water and gas bills, cha-ching!

The fact is if there's two people standing side by side and one showered earlier today and the other showered 3 days ago, you won't be able to tell which one is which, if their both wearing deodorant.

What's the longest you ever went?
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Old Mar 3rd, 2005, 05:55 PM       
Two or three days maybe but more than that and you do start to stink.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2005, 06:53 PM       
A week because the guy I was renting from didn't pay any bills and the gas got shut off.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2005, 07:56 PM       
I'm not a gross fag so two days tops.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2005, 09:47 PM       
Big deal. I've gone a week plus wearing the same clothes and not showering.
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Old Mar 4th, 2005, 12:04 AM       
NUH UH I AM THE BEST AT BEING DIRTY U /\/00|35
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Old Mar 4th, 2005, 12:33 AM       
I've gone for like, 2 weeks without showering. It's great.
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Old Mar 4th, 2005, 12:47 AM       
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Old Mar 4th, 2005, 01:47 AM       
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Old Mar 4th, 2005, 03:17 AM       
this has fuck all to do with loveline
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Old Mar 4th, 2005, 11:57 AM       
Hey you dirty fucking slob, I've got a newsflash for you. You may be used to the stench that follows you like that cloud around Pigpen in Peanuts, but to everyone else you smell like the dumpster behind Taco Bell on a hot summer day.

So take a god damn shower, the water isn't going to hurt you you fucking baby. And put some deoderant on for Chrissakes, cuz that shower is only gonna take a couple of days worth of stink offa you.
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Old Mar 4th, 2005, 12:00 PM       
every other day, some times 3 days if I don't go to downtown athens, because it's TEH DIRT. summers I might take a quick shower every day.
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Old Mar 4th, 2005, 01:35 PM       
I shower every day but when my hairs too long to gel I can go a month or so without washing it. Shampoo makes it too fluffy.
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Old Mar 4th, 2005, 01:42 PM       
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every other day, some times 3 days if I don't go to downtown athens, because it's TEH DIRT. summers I might take a quick shower every day.
and that's an oily greek funk monkey talking... you peeps that go for a week without showering should be fumigated.
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Old Mar 4th, 2005, 01:45 PM       
I eat my shit, though.
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Old Mar 4th, 2005, 01:49 PM       
save that for the "I regularly go many days without brushing my teeth" thread
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Old Mar 5th, 2005, 01:49 AM       
Brushing my teeth and shaving i corealate with showering since i brush my teeth in the shower as my hair gets wet and i cannot stand facial hair -thus im stuck in that traumatic cycle that we know of as daily personal hygiene...
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Old Mar 5th, 2005, 05:40 AM       
I only shower when theres blood on my genitals. Its gets to be a hassle when I want to shampoo my hair and have to spend literally hours searching for someone on their period so I can stab them in the face and rub their blood on my peeny.
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Old Mar 5th, 2005, 12:54 PM       
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Hey you dirty fucking slob, I've got a newsflash for you. You may be used to the stench that follows you like that cloud around Pigpen in Peanuts, but to everyone else you smell like the dumpster behind Taco Bell on a hot summer day.

So take a god damn shower, the water isn't going to hurt you you fucking baby. And put some deoderant on for Chrissakes, cuz that shower is only gonna take a couple of days worth of stink offa you.
Take a chill pill lol
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Old Mar 5th, 2005, 01:42 PM       
GROSS! If I dont shower i feel all gross and how can you even get in bed when you're so dirty!! What the heck is wrong with you???
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Old Mar 5th, 2005, 02:54 PM       
I just realized JeanetteX is pretty much the female version of NOT Jixby Phillips.
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Old Mar 5th, 2005, 05:04 PM       
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Big deal. I've gone a week plus wearing the same clothes and not showering.
What is "shower"
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Old Mar 5th, 2005, 07:18 PM       
I often go a week or 2 without showering when I am on spring break or winter break or on a camping trip. ziggytrix needs to chill out, I think his mom was murdered by a dirty hippy and he takes it out on us.
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Old Mar 5th, 2005, 10:52 PM       
I hope you guys are kidding!! I've read many posts from many of you who bitch about not being able to get a girl....this could be your problem!!! SHOWER DAILY!!!
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