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Old Jan 30th, 2005, 08:11 PM        Alone in the Dark!!!
was entertaining. Uwe Boll did a much better job than ''House of the dead''. I give Alone in the dark a 6.5 - 8.0, I can't decide yet. The only really bad thing about the flick was the music, which wasn't that good overall. I don't know why people are saying this flick is bad...it was fun. Dorff and Slater both did a good job acting, through Ried...was...okay/medicore. Sure the script could've been better, but it wasn't a big problem like the music was. If you haven't seen this flick yet...don't worry. It be out on DVD in a few months cause it bombed like there was no tomorrow. And yes...there is enough gore and action to keep you watching.
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Old Jan 30th, 2005, 08:24 PM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2005, 08:27 PM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2005, 08:41 PM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2005, 08:44 PM       
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lol I do now!

I was hinting at the fact, you dissing me cause I liked a Uwe Boll Film.
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Old Jan 30th, 2005, 08:45 PM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2005, 08:48 PM       
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Stop trying to confuse me fool...and going off topic.
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Old Jan 30th, 2005, 11:47 PM       
Can we just ban Sports? I know he's a character, but a character should provide some level of entertainment, rather than be someone's mask of stupidity.

And if he's really not a character, then I think it's only right that we all pray for his death... again.
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Old Jan 31st, 2005, 12:45 AM       
where not talking about the alone in the dark movie which is about escaped mental patients on the rampage and says on the poster from the makers of texas chainsaw masacare but the only person that had anything to dow ith it was like the head caterer
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Old Jan 31st, 2005, 05:56 PM       
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Old Jan 31st, 2005, 09:09 PM       
I wan't my friggin money, back. The plotholes where too distracting. for example, it never explained WHY the proffessor was injecting himself with the xenome blood, or how (why) he was controlling them, If the monsters die in the sunlight,than what the fuck is that at the very end of the film? Why do the super anti-xenome bullets not kill them?
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Old Jan 31st, 2005, 09:41 PM       
the fun thing is that if you go and see this movie, you will be alone in the dark.
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Old Jan 31st, 2005, 10:02 PM       
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Old Feb 1st, 2005, 11:45 PM       
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Old Feb 1st, 2005, 11:47 PM       
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Old Feb 2nd, 2005, 06:40 AM       
Yes, but how was the catering?
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Old Feb 5th, 2005, 12:53 PM       
I saw this movie, it was so bad. If you love big budget action movies with incoherent story lines and completely unbelivable characters.

I realized why sports loves this movie so much.. It makes AVP look like a goddamn cinematic masterpiece. There is absolutley nothing positive about this movie i can say except at least ive finnaly seen one of the imdb bottom 10.
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Old Feb 6th, 2005, 12:43 AM       
Playing the games through again, and I don't remember any zombie liek people or spine attatching centipedes. The one biggest flaw was the the lack of the WAY out there weapons like the 3 barrel shotgun and the dual barrel magnum.
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 01:46 PM       
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