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JediScum · #51

So fortify yourself tomorrow with a hearty breakfast of CRANK AND TEQUILA! Guaranteed to insure that you will take no shit off of anyone, not even GOD!

Fathom Zero · #52

Booze makes me ill. I think my uncles wore out my all my tolerance when they gave me beer at two years.

A lot of beer.

JediScum · #53

I was kidding, sir.

A better breakfast would be: 2 bong hits, a strong cup of coffee (i prefer mine black), a couple waffles and some fruit. If you have time, take a leisurely walk to a gas station and pick up a paper. Don't read the news, it'll wreck yer mood. Read the comics and/or attempt to solve the crossword or, perhaps the sudoku puzzle. Maybe check the classifieds to see if anyone is selling something cool fairly cheap.

I used to do this when i didn't have to work until 3pm.

For lunch, i'd have 2-3 more bong hits, 1-2 more cups of coffee then, take the bus to work. i'd get there a bit early so i could eat my shift meal first thang.

Fortified, I'd be able to slave my damn ass off in a hot kitchen for 7-8 hours.

Shrubfest · #54

Ooh. That sounds like a day plan. But, I would have to replace all but the first coffee with tea, being British an all.

JediScum · #55

Whatever works for you, m'lady. It worked for me several years ago but i was younger then.

If yer single... no... i not even going to try to hit on you....

Ok, maybe.

Montreal prolly has some male strip clubs that i'd go to if you paid my cover, and drinks. I'd pay for the cheap hotel room since yer a friend from out of town, y'know.

Colonel Flagg · #56

Ah, ganja. One of the four basic food groups.

Shrubfest · #57

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Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg

Ah, ganja. One of the four basic food groups.

Followed by Cake, Cheese, and Lucazade

Cosmo Electrolux · #58

protein shake, followed up by a bottle of water.
food of the gods.

Rez · #59

BRITAIN??!!!

Shrubfest · #60

Yeah?

Colonel Flagg · #61

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Originally Posted by Shrubfest

Followed by Cake, Cheese, and Lucazade

I occasionally buy these things called "poppers" which are largish pepperincini hollowed out and filled with sharp provelone and prosciutto. Three of these with a double rye, and that's a well-balanced dinner!

Saluti!

Girl Drink Drunk · #62

Did it have anything to do with the zany antics of your family?

D*O*L*E · #63

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Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux

protein shake, followed up by a bottle of water.
food of the gods.

Cosmo, right there with you man. Protein shake followed by an acai berry, pomegranate and blueberry smoothie. Every day. I'm on 3 protein shakes a day. Its like my crack for a mid-thirties man on a health kick

Shrubfest · #64

Thats a bit scary, somehow....

Our household recently came upon juicing, whereby you take some nice fruit an veg, some awful fruit an veg, then blend the shit out of it and drink it. Truely horrible.

However, Coffee in the shower is one of the best breakfasts...

Zomboid · #65

I like beating off in the shower for my breakfast

That's after a nice bowl of cereal or something.

Shrubfest · #66

Gets the blood flowing for the day ahead, yeah?

Goodgood.

Cosmo Electrolux · #67

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Originally Posted by D*O*L*E

Cosmo, right there with you man. Protein shake followed by an acai berry, pomegranate and blueberry smoothie. Every day. I'm on 3 protein shakes a day. Its like my crack for a mid-thirties man on a health kick

early 40's guy on a health kick here....we rock!!!

glowbelly · #68

i need a health kick in the ass.

Cosmo Electrolux · #69

I can do that...I'm certified, remember?

JediScum · #70

Shrubfest... what is Lucazade?

Tadao · #71

because they don't have google were Jediscum lives.

JediScum · #72

Hey now! I did try Wikipedia. No entry.

But maybe if the US weren't trying to force Coca-cola, McDonald's and gasoline on me, I might be able to find a goddamn Google in the grocery store, alright?

Is it near produce?