Ruin a Wish Game!

[ItalianStereotype]

granted, but instead of a wristwatch or a pocket watch, you get some fancy guy who watches you not masturbate.

I wish I could've lived in the golden age of mobsters!

[Seven Force]

Granted, but instead of living in prosperity, a rival could put a hit out on you, since you'll never be a made man. I hope you like the feeling of hot lead traveling through your viscera at high-speed.

I wish I knew what I was going to do with my life.

[Sethomas]

Wish granted: You find out that you have two hours to live, and you amend to spend every second furiously jacking off.

I wish I didn't have an anthropology test today.

[RaNkeri]

Wish granted, but instead, you had an exam about the basics of Quantum physichs

I wish I'd have a brand new car

[MLE]

Granted, but we run you over with it before you can notice the color of it.

I wish I could have a better paying job and keep my moneys :<

[wastr]

granted, but you have to deal with all the poor saps below you.
I wish I was the fonz.

[Chojin]

Granted, but I ban you from the forums.

I wish that something terrible happens to me.

[ArrowX]

Granted, and it makes everyone feel sorry for you, then you come back as a zombie and begin the end of days.

I wish I was hung like a black man.

[xbxDaniel]

Granted, but they're mean birds, like from a Hitchcock film.

I wish my post didn't have to be edited because Emu posted right before me.

[Chojin]

Granted, but now he'll be upset that it's deleted and your response won't make any sense.

I wish you didn't start sucking so bad about a week ago.

[xbxDaniel]

Granted, but you still have to put up with the all the shitty posts I already posted.

I wish I had something interesting to say.

[ArrowX]

Granted, you become the next saviour because of it, you are then promptly assasinated by Muslims.

I wish I had elastic powers like Mr. Fantastic.

[Emu]

Granted, but you asphyxiate yourself with your pinky when a toast at a fancy party goes a little too far.

I wish I could stop being lame.

[ArrowX]

Granted, but that would make me cooler than someone on the boards

I wish for 1000 more wishes

[xbxDaniel]

Granted, but your handicapped liscence plates will be revoked.

I wish I had a Honda VTX1300S, or a new Goldwing.

[Terra]

Granted but your dad takes it away so your mom can ride it.

I wish my Harley Dyna Lowrider were out of the shop

[Sethomas]

Granted, but it's at the bottom of the ocean.

I wish everyone would convert to my wacky religion.

[Terra]

Granted. Now our bedtimes are at 6:00 pm

I wish my bike were brought back to the surface.

[Jeff The Ninja]

Granted. But now the bike is covered in rust and it will never work.

I wish i was a Power Ranger with a Zord and the Lazer gun amd a Energy sword and the a spaceship and that I was the green ranger and A pet Robot Named Chogie who makes me happy by telling funny jokes.

[Terra]

Granted. But there is a power outage.

I wish my bike were ressurrected and rust free. Ready to ride. NOW!

[ItalianStereotype]

granted, but it explodes while you're out on the road, propelling your body into space.

I wish terra wouldn't post after me.

[Terra]

Not granted. I have a strap on just for you baybee. Your ass is bludgeoned by me.

I wish my bike would be whole

[Seven Force]

Granted, but i'm the bike.

I wish I was funny like Mr. Cross.

[Terra]

Hmm... I speechless.

I can't derail my own bike....

You get two flat tires.

I wish my tires were full of air.

[ItalianStereotype]

this isn't the not grant a wish thread, terra. you broke it. you broke it so you die.