First/worst time getting drunk

[Emu]

Threads like this are why I don't drink.

[Zomboid]

Are you implying that we're drunk posting?

[Emu]

I thought the whole forum was drunk posting

[MetalMilitia]

Every time you drink and post, japanese make a new anime.

[glowbelly]

one time i got drunk and posted a pic of myself here topless.

that wasn't the drunkest i've been, though.

[Tadao]

I once was really drunk on Vodka and had my headphones on listening to Smashing Pumpkins Meloncolly 2nd cd. I was laying on the floor and couldn't get up and the world was spinning. I started to believe I was going to die of alcohol poisoning. The music was loud and I couldn't get the headphones off.

The only thing that ran through my mind at that point was "OMG! I'm going to die listening to this to this CD, that is a gay way to die!"

[liquidstatik]

I ate a whole bunch of spaghetti, and drank a fifth of soco. It was pretty gross comin' back up.

[Grislygus]

I knocked out my friend's screen door accidentally.

I was actually sober, but I like to pretend that I was drunk at the time

[Tadao]

Ha ha I did that too! Walked right through it. I was sober but had to pretend to be drunk

[liquidstatik]

OH FOR REAL

[Grislygus]

Oh snap

[liquidstatik]

I bet that was insaaaaane :O

[Grislygus]

It was like, dark and shit

[Tadao]

It was daylight. I was just looking at ass though.

[JediScum]

My first time was on New year's Eve of 1992. I drank 3 Bacardi Breezers, then proceded to drink 4 16 oz. can of Miller Lite. I starting cleaning randomly, like vaccuuming and shit.

That was also the day I moved into my first apt. away from the parental units. No furniture, so me and roomie slept on the floor. I woke up at 5:30 am very sick and bewildered (hungover) and thinking "I HAVE TO GO HOME!!!".

Then, it slowly dawned on me that I WAS HOME and proceeded to tear the shit out of that place for the next 6 months, with the help of 8-10 friends.

[chemquat]

first time getting drunk: freshman in college. vodka and coke. had to be driven back to the dorm so i could help a chick with her astronomy paper (we were partners), and panicked b/c i thought the chick at the next computer was going to tell everyone from my hometown that i was drunk and my parents would find out (me and that chick at the next comp were from the same town, obviously. i wasn't just super-paranoid or something.)

worst time getting drunk: sophmore year. went to a friend's birthday party and proceeded to drink gallons of frog punch b/c i didn't think i was drunk. this happened in the first week of school, and i spent the next year having people ask me "aren't you that girl who passed out at candy's party?"

i have no recollection of passing out.

[Sacks]

I think the first time I was really drunk was in Russia with this Englishman who kept buying me beers and shots of really nice vodka. We'd hidden about 10 glasses on our persons to get back at the red bastards for poor service and all around bad attitude during our stay there. We'd finally reached the point where we both felt it was time to leave when he insisted we have a shot of absinthe first. So being the gentleman that I am and feeling like somewhat of a diplomat of course I oblige and we take the shots and pocket the fancy little cups as we make our way out of the bar and down the streets of St. Petersburg at 3 am. It was white nights so it felt like it was just about daybreak and we could hear the roaming gangs of youths belting out the proud songs of their nation as they stomped from bar to bar. It soon had become clear that the scoundrels had poisoned us because at just about the same time we started vomiting all over the place and cursing our own mothers. I'll never go back, never.

[saizo_ogasawara]

The worst time I got drunk was 2 weeks ago (yup, teen drinking is OK here in the Phil.!), when I accidentally knocked an entire rival gang out! Got myself really full in grog first, and miraculously didn't vomit! AROOOOOOOO!!!!!

[MetalMilitia]

The wost time I got drunk, I was going out for dinner with my ex-wife while simultaneously trying to close a TV deal with a network exec, sat at another table in the same restaurant! At this stage I should make clear that I needed to be dressed as a buxom elderly woman while talking to my ex-wife, but dressed in my normal clothes when talking to the network exec. The problem was the network exec kept buying me scotch every time I sat down. After three or four scotches I started messing up my disguise in a number of humorous ways (forgetting to remove makeup when talking to the exec and other such shenanigans). The evening culminated in my ex-wife realizing that I was in fact me and not an elderly Scottish woman.
But what of the TV deal I hear you asking? Well, using my quick wit I convinced the network exec that the elderly woman costume was actually the new character I had invented for the TV show!

One monkey co-host later and I was a captain of industry. I think I got re-married to my wife or something too. I don't really remember what with being drunk and everything.

[executioneer]

8(

[MetalMilitia]

Don't worry, Willie. That wasn't really me, it was Robin Williams in the hit comedy Mrs Doubtfire.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Originally Posted by glowbelly

one time i got drunk and posted a pic of myself here topless.

that wasn't the drunkest i've been, though.

uhrobix@yahoo.com

anyway, When I drink too much, I tend to black out...especially when I drink bourbon. So, I've pretty much given up drinking except for a couple of beers or a glass of wine on the weekends.

[saltshakermaniac]

Geez Ive got a few good drunk storys, but I'll only meantion 2 that are realy noteworthy in my book.

Awhile ago I had a freind over at my old appartment, after a lilttle deliberation we decided to start drinking Captian Morgan Tattoo, Ive never been a fan of rum but this stuff was all right when mixed with Dr.Pepper, so we each end up drinking a 5th of it, from what i can rember he stumbled outside and ended up walking home, as for me it was the only time ive ever thrown up from drinking, i can remeber wakeing up latter on after i passed out because i was having a nighmare where i was playing Texas hold'em with Santa Claus and Jesus and they both kept calling me Bill. That was also the worst hangover ive ever had too.


The second story starts off with me drinking way too much Oberon and getting kicked out of a bar for being to loud. I walked back to my house (witch was only 5 blocks away) and i decied that i want to keep drinking so i start makeing Yagerbombs. After i drank the first one, i made another and just to add a little kick to it i put a shot of vodka in it, i started thinking to myself "Hmm not bad, i'll make another" . So i drank about 3 of those and then layed down on the couch and blacked out. When i came to it was 4 in the afternoon and i had cuts on my hands and the bathroom door had several fist sized holes in it.

[saizo_ogasawara]

Nice! My next one was last week. I drank a bit too much, and STILL had rival gang members out for my neck, but hell, I gave them what for with my fistful of BOOMSTICK! (Note the Ash reference, and not the shotgun, literally a booming-powerful fist!)

[terrva]

The second worst time i got drunk was on last new years eve. Me and my cousin both drank six or seven cans of beer, then went to a bar and drank some more, at some point i found myself chit-chatting with some guy about whatever, and after several drinks, including too many tequila shots, me and him swapped the bar to this night club, and my cousin went home. We drank at that club for a couple of hours, and i was trashed. I obviously was too drunk to get home by myself, so i went to that guy's place to sleep. Last thing i remember is eating noodles through his zipper. When i woke up, i only had my boxers on and i reeked of noodles and other unknown substances. Needless to say, i hurried on out of there pretty damn fast.

I'm not going to share the worst with you, or anybody on this planet. Atleast not yet.