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Old Sep 5th, 2005, 11:46 PM        FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAT
Last Friday I was waiting for my bus to come when I couldn't help but notice a gaggle of girls in front of me yelling at another chick walking home. They said things like, "Hey you! Fat!" or "Don't forget your twinkies!" and other pretty generic fatty statements.

The thing was, this girl wasn't even fat. Maybe a little heavier than the girls mocking her, but not fat. So these girls continue shouting at her and being general bitches and annoying, and I kept thinking to myself "CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT GETTING THE SCHOOL BLOWED UP FOR REALZ".

Eventually one of the girls could sense my presense or something, turned around, and told me how cool my shirt was. The other girls agreed, and continued to bitch about how the bus was late.


THAT'S WHEN IT ALL CAME BACK TO ME! Girls are usually only that hateful to people they actually know and hate. Usually. I'm pretty sure this is the case since I'm about two times larger than the girl they yelled at, and they didn't seen to acknowledge than any. Perhaps that girl they were making fun of had angered them in some way, or something. Or they were out of magical bitch-energy girls have. (and they weren't the only ones who said my shirt was cool so they weren't making fun of me in a different way unless there's a conspiracy to make me think me shirt was cool when it really sucked okay)


Oh hey, loveline forum. Gotta include the love, right? Uh...

You know how they always warn you than the sexy internet women you meet are actually men?

My boyfriend does that for fun and profit!

...Not warn people about shemen, he plays a woman to get fake money. Yeah.
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Old Sep 5th, 2005, 11:56 PM       
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Old Sep 6th, 2005, 12:07 AM       
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I could repost those pictures of me in a dress.
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Old Sep 6th, 2005, 10:18 PM       
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. . .they weren't the only ones who said my shirt was cool. . .
Can we see said shirt?
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Old Sep 7th, 2005, 12:24 AM       
More about Shamanism.
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Old Sep 7th, 2005, 03:51 PM       
She-men = Internet Chicks With Dicks. Well, I guess. :/

That's just dishonest and wrong ... AND ... kinda funny!
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Old Sep 7th, 2005, 04:28 PM       
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Old Sep 7th, 2005, 06:14 PM       
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Old Sep 7th, 2005, 08:33 PM       
The shirt is of Betty Boop versions of the Spice Girls! Kids like that sort of thing, I guess.


I think it's kind of funny that, while pretending to be a chick, he met a hermaphrodite. He's also met guys who wanted to break up with their real life girlfriends to be with him
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