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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 12:40 AM        Chimp has a webgame! :O
Remember how we were all playing KoC and then it turned all gay and I said that I could make something better? That was over 14 months ago.

Since then, I worked on the game, stopped working on the game, started, stopped, and finally started again and rewrote everything from scratch, but this time with dozens of extra features that I never thought of originally.

Some of my CS friends helped me out with alpha testing and the game is stable and runs pretty good. The game is in open beta now, so anyone who is interested can make an account and start playing to help test it out.

http://legions.flamewars.org

The premise of the game is pretty simple, but there are a few twists that make it different from average web MMORPGs.

You have peasants which contribute to how much gold you get per turn. When you train a military unit, it uses up a peasant and reduces the amount of gold per turn that you can get (disbanding units gets your peasant back). Rather than attack points, your army has stamina. The more you attack, the lower your stamina gets, leaving your kingdom more vulnerable to attack.

There are melee and magic units and equipment that you can buy for them. Melee units can get equipped with a weapon, armour AND a shield. Some magic units can be equipped with more than one scroll, etc.

There are also siege attack/defense and fort upgrades.

Long descriptions of several features are already present on the forums for the game, but if there are any questions, I will answer them here, too. :O
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 07:39 AM       
I signed up. Though i have never played a webgame before my undead minions should be feasting on your puny human brains soon.
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 07:40 AM       
btw, do you have to tell your peasents to do work and make gold or will they do it by themselves?
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 08:57 AM       
nm i just re-read your post.
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 08:59 AM       
i signed up, reminds me of planetarian,
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 10:15 AM       
ok, this is not cool. all my gold keeps geting stolen. theiveing bastards.
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 10:59 AM       
The players are vicious right now. All my gold keeps getting stolen, too.
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 11:20 AM       
We should all join forces to make a i-mock army to reign down terror and pestelence on all those gold stealing nazis that oppose us.
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 11:24 AM       
There are relatively few players right now, so there's little choice when deciding who to attack. Tell your friends to join so there are more people to annihilate.
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 11:36 AM       
hey guys you might want to check out http://legions.flamewars.org/link.php?id=62
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 11:41 AM       
hmmmmmm, ok i will be your minion but if you taxes are in the lest bit high i will not be happy.
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 12:10 PM       
Ja, I'll join it too....
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 02:55 PM       
wow im getting completely raped in this game.. i think il have to leave my account for a couple of days so i can get some more peasents.
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 02:58 PM       
this is pissing me off, i can never get ahead because i keep getting attacked.
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 03:08 PM       
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 03:12 PM       
There have been about 1000 separate attacks in the first 14 hours. The overall amount of gold isn't very much right now, so there are few resources available right now, AND everyone is still really close together in the rankings.

There's no difference between your power level if you are ranked 5 or 50 right now. Things should settle down in a couple days when there's more accounts and the rankings spread out more. You're not allowed to attack people who are really weak compared to you, but everyone is equal right now.

Best thing to do is get people to click your link so you get more peasants, join under a commander to get a defense bonus and retaliate. Most people are really weak on defense right now.
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 03:22 PM       
My peasants left me and Im broke in the first 10 minutes gg
Now I'm gonna have to find an alliance/scam aol users
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 04:15 PM       


It costs peasants to train military units.
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 04:18 PM       
AChimp can you hook me up with some money?
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 04:25 PM       
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 05:08 PM       
omg eggyolk i am like one of your minions or something and you tried to attack me
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 05:37 PM       
http://legions.flamewars.org/link.php?id=82
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 06:02 PM       
Newer cooler account : http://legions.flamewars.org/link.php?id=79
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 06:10 PM       
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 06:28 PM       
Join up! http://legions.flamewars.org/link.php?id=79

My forces are increasing, my equipment is increasing... Excellent.
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