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The Leader · #26

No, you're a prince.

Sam · #27

I think I wrote #7

Or maybe Zomboid did.

Colonel Flagg · #28

The picture of the "typical i-mock member" - that's Schimid, right?

Nick · #29

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Originally Posted by The Leader

No, you're a prince.

Aw, thanks.

Zomboid · #30

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Originally Posted by Sam

I think I wrote #7

Or maybe Zomboid did.

Shh! I've always wondered who put me in at #8, though. I assumed it was you. I wrote 7, you wrote 6. It's been what? 2 years? 3?

Flagg - Yep.

Esuohlim · #31

It was always obvious to me that you wrote 7, but I also assumed you wrote the rest too.

Zomboid · #32

Nope. Just that. Sam and I went and added those two entries around the first time someone pointed out the article, figuring it might stir the pot a bit. I never figured out who wrote Willie's entry, but that's gone now.

Tadao · #33

I thought Kingsuckass was gone! How fucking ignorant of me!

Kitsunexus · #34

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Originally Posted by Tadao

I thought Kingsuckass was gone! How fucking ignorant of me!

Kingsuckass?

Really? Well at least it's more clever than that cutter shit in your sig. Where did you find the poetry generator to make that, Sim City 2000?

Tadao · #35

Anyone who makes a goodbye drama thread and then comes back should be punished.

Zhukov · #36

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Originally Posted by Tadao

Kingsuckass

That is fucking awful

jhonnyD2 · #37

i liked the wii gameplaying .. it's great.

Kitsunexus · #38

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Originally Posted by Tadao

Anyone who makes a goodbye drama thread and then comes back should be punished.

Yes, I should be punished! Punished like those who disgrace the face of Mother Earth! BURNED BY THE FIRE I MAKE!

Supafly345 · #39

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ARE YOU REFERENCING SOMETHING IS IT IRONIC OR AN ANALOGY WHY DID YOU WRITE THAT I DON'T EVEN

Kitsunexus · #40

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Originally Posted by Supafly345

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ARE YOU REFERENCING SOMETHING IS IT IRONIC OR AN ANALOGY WHY DID YOU WRITE THAT I DON'T EVEN

4chan shit, the sign of defeat. ^_^

Tadao · #41

No, making a goodbye thread is the sign of defeat. You are forever marked as a pussy.

Zhukov · #42

Supafly was mocking you. Even JohhnyD2 is getting in on the action.

Kitsunexus · #43

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Originally Posted by Zhukov

Supafly was mocking you.

No shit!? Why do you think I "^_^"'d?

Also, it was never supposed to be a real goodbye thread, it was supposed to make you see the ED article, which backfired horribly because you guys wrote it. As I mentioned after Tadao's idiotic thread derailment in the Might And Magic thread, I was going to come back after a week of posting, but I figured that since I HAD TO PROMPT YOU TO EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT THE THREAD WAS ABOUT (that's why I came back, who the fuck comes back for an AVATAR, SERIOUSLY!? And despite what you may think, I don't care what you think about FF4, really SO WHY THE FUCK DID YOU ASSUME THAT INSTEAD OF CONNECTING THE DOTS TO ED) that just leaving for a real week was useless so I just decided to say meh, and come back.

Why would I go through all that trouble? Because the ED article is funny, and not really true if you look at the forum, but I wanted to see what would happen BECAUSE I WANTED TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN BEFORE FUCKING HEATH LEDGER TURNED THAT PHRASE INTO A HOT TOPIC SHIRT.

So if you're going to mock me, mock me because I can't make a plan for shit, not because of a fake-ass thread. I'm not leaving, unless someone with a green username has a say in it.

Oh and I kinda like you guys, so umm, yeah...

Tadao · #44

pussy

Kitsunexus · #45

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pussy

Better to be one than have one. :P

RaNkeri · #46

So basically he left for a week, realized that he has no friends and decided to come back because any kind of attention is better than no attention at all

Kitsunexus · #47

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Originally Posted by RaNkeri

So basically he left for a week, realized that he has no friends and decided to come back because any kind of attention is better than no attention at all?

1. I didn't leave for a week, I left for some other period of time that I haven't counted.

2. I realized that I have friends, but they're boring whereas you guys provide entertainment. I've had to cut back on friends because all they like to do is drink and talk about fucking. Have you ever noticed that? On the Internet, people talk about interesting shit. IRL, it's drinking and fucking. WHY!?

I guess I'm probably an asshole because I've told my friends I have too many friends and I can't keep up with all of them so you can't be my friend anymore. I think that having over five IRL friends is too much of a hassle, so whenever too many people start liking me I have to be a jerk to some of them and this is A LOT MORE WORK THEN YOU REALIZE. Because you can't just choose friends that you LIKE, because hell, then I'd keep them all. No you have to choose friends that are beneficial to your existance, namely which friends you can borrow money from, which friends have connections with the bosses, etc...

Not many people can live my life. So maybe you're right, and maybe I have no true friends. But maybe, just maybe I've broken through this bullshit "friendship" system and now I'm playing it like a harp from Hell. Different strokes, man.

Tadao · #48

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Originally Posted by Kitsunexus

1. I didn't leave for a week, I left for some other period of time that I haven't counted.

2. I realized that I have friends, but they're boring whereas you guys provide entertainment. I've had to cut back on friends because all they like to do is drink and talk about fucking. Have you ever noticed that? On the Internet, people talk about interesting shit. IRL, it's drinking and fucking. WHY!?

I guess I'm probably an asshole because I've told my friends I have too many friends and I can't keep up with all of them so you can't be my friend anymore. I think that having over five IRL friends is too much of a hassle, so whenever too many people start liking me I have to be a jerk to some of them and this is A LOT MORE WORK THEN YOU REALIZE. Because you can't just choose friends that you LIKE, because hell, then I'd keep them all. No you have to choose friends that are beneficial to your existance, namely which friends you can borrow money from, which friends have connections with the bosses, etc...

Not many people can live my life. So maybe you're right, and maybe I have no true friends. But maybe, just maybe I've broken through this bullshit "friendship" system and now I'm playing it like a harp from Hell. Different strokes, man.

Entering Document A into evidence.

Kitsunexus · #49

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Originally Posted by Tadao

Entering Document A into evidence.

Documentation of what? How I will eventually best the hypocrisy that is humanity? Don't tell me you bought into that good will unto others crap. You're probably a Scientologist.