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Old Aug 13th, 2004, 09:57 PM        does anyone crap at work?
just wondering. i don't. i hate it when i smell people's crap. some people just sit in the stall and try to pretend they're not there. others will talk to me while they're crapping. it really bothers me. i even know a guy who (and i don't work with him) leaves work early to go home just to crap b/c he just can't do it in a bathroom with other people. i know guys talk to each other when they pee but maybe b/c i'm a girl and used to sitting in a stall in silence, talking to me while you're crapping is weird. i just don't like to think of people crapping, especially people i know. maybe i'm the weird one.
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Old Aug 13th, 2004, 10:19 PM       
... ...wha? I'm changing the subject...nice avatar.
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Old Aug 13th, 2004, 11:14 PM       
Everyone knows that girls don't poop.
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Old Aug 13th, 2004, 11:56 PM       
During the Bar everyone was so stressed that you could smell it in the women's restroom. Nothing like a thousand chicks yakking and having diarrhea.
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Old Aug 14th, 2004, 12:18 AM       
I don't shit in the restroom at school for health concerns. Besides, everyone already knows the proper place to take a shit in public is in plant pots, coffee mugs, and under the bleachers.
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Old Aug 14th, 2004, 03:44 AM       
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During the Bar everyone was so stressed that you could smell it in the women's restroom. Nothing like a thousand chicks yakking and having diarrhea.
Indeed!
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Old Aug 14th, 2004, 04:28 AM       
People actually sit on public toilets???

Can you catch AIDS from a toilet seat?
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Old Aug 14th, 2004, 05:30 AM       
I have just got to work to discover someone has managed to shit on the floor of our disabled toilet, and there is only one candidate it could have been. And he's not disabled.

I was sitting in a cubicle of a toilet in a place I used to work in, and heard a man in the cubicle next to me say, in a strained voice 'OOOH YE BUGGER!'. And then a splosh.
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Old Aug 14th, 2004, 12:15 PM       
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I was sitting in a cubicle of a toilet in a place I used to work in, and heard a man in the cubicle next to me say, in a strained voice 'OOOH YE BUGGER!'. And then a splosh.
that's classic. if i ever have a dire emergency and public crapping becomes a necessity, i'm totally going to say that.

one time i was at one of these 24 hr mcdonald's, and like at 3 a.m. this huge shaved-head serbian burst out of the bathroom, pointed at this guy in line, and yells "YOU. YOU DIDN'T FLUSH THE FUCKING TOILET." the guy in line actually turns around and says "Me?" The serb screams, "YES YOU. YOU DIDN'T FLUSH THE FUCKING TOILET." the guy in line says "I tried but it was broken." the serb replies "NEXT TIME, FLUSH THE FUCKING TOILET, FUCKER." i just about choked on my fries. this guy cleaning the floors next to me dropped his mop and almost fell over laughing. probably the only reason why i like mcdonald's.

but seriously, how do you shit on the floor? is it really too hard to get to the toilet. like peeing is one thing, but most have better restraint over their bowels. maybe the disabled toilet was too high? i was in some shitty goth club once and someone had managed to shit on the wall. i still think it was nadia comenici.
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Old Aug 14th, 2004, 12:20 PM       
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Old Aug 14th, 2004, 12:23 PM       
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one time i was at one of these 24 hr mcdonald's, and like at 3 a.m. this huge shaved-head serbian burst out of the bathroom, pointed at this guy in line, and yells "YOU. YOU DIDN'T FLUSH THE FUCKING TOILET." the guy in line actually turns around and says "Me?" The serb screams, "YES YOU. YOU DIDN'T FLUSH THE FUCKING TOILET." the guy in line says "I tried but it was broken." the serb replies "NEXT TIME, FLUSH THE FUCKING TOILET, FUCKER." i just about choked on my fries. this guy cleaning the floors next to me dropped his mop and almost fell over laughing. probably the only reason why i like mcdonald's.
That Serbian guy is a dumb fuck. You can't flush a toilet that's broken, or whatever is in it, will overflow and get all over the floor. Trust me I know.

At my school nobody seems to flush the tiolet. Why? Cause it has so much crap in it, if you did it would overflow onto the floor. That guy just wanted attention plain and simple.
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Old Aug 14th, 2004, 12:27 PM       
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Can you catch AIDS from a toilet seat?
Yes. Along with many more fun diseases.
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Yes. Along with many more fun diseases.
That's why you use Irish Spring soap to clean your ass.
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Old Aug 14th, 2004, 01:30 PM       
sports, you ought to change your name to the_voice_of_reason
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Old Aug 14th, 2004, 01:41 PM       
I was in a Target in Grand Forks many years ago and all but one of the stalls was being used. The free stall was covered in shit and piss and toilet paper. It was almost like a tornado used that stall.

I was washing my hands when some grunting redneck comes running in, already undoing his belt. He rushed into the shit-filled stall and...

"AWW FUCK!"

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Old Aug 14th, 2004, 03:50 PM       
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Old Aug 14th, 2004, 04:31 PM       
HEY, CHIMP, STOP THROWING YOUR POOP AT TARGET!

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Old Aug 14th, 2004, 04:34 PM       
It's possible, yes, but doesn't usually happen outside of bars and elementary school.
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Old Aug 14th, 2004, 04:52 PM       
yes, 3x a day. expresso does that to your bowels.
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Old Aug 14th, 2004, 06:42 PM       
I used to work at a movie theatre, and every so often I'd get the shit job of cleaning the bathrooms. Well, one day I stumble into a stall that looked like a murder scene. There was shit everywhere, and whoever committed this vile act actually managed to get shit INTO the toilet paper holder, ruining all the unused paper. But the best part was that on the wall, written in shit was the phrase:

"Daredevil Sucks"

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Old Aug 14th, 2004, 08:57 PM       
I take Zoloft, so I shit like every 5 minutes, so yes I go at work. Someimes like 2-3 times a day. But I can clean the tolet when ever I want, so I make sure it's sparkling.
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Old Aug 15th, 2004, 12:48 AM       
I shit at home.

Merry fucking Christmas.
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Old Aug 15th, 2004, 01:03 AM       
you title seems to drop it from the sky yet you say otherwise. Please explain.
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Old Aug 15th, 2004, 01:31 AM       
It IS hard to shit in a public restroom for me, cause when I blow chunks, you can seriously hear it for miles. Also, I have a giant ass, and the toilets are built for Paris Hilton.

When I hear these stories, I'm glad that I live in Portland, one of the cleanest cities in the US. All we have to do is dump all of the homeless people in LA, and we'll be better.

I take Zoloft, and I like never shit, wtf?
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