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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 08:02 PM       
its scary when it dissapears in there.

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Old Jun 13th, 2003, 01:52 PM       
I think it varies, person to person...

Sure, there are some ugly crooked misshapen discolored penises out there, and there's also some really really really pretty ones.

I just assume that mine is fucking beautiful.
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Old Jun 13th, 2003, 02:50 PM       
Edit: Ignore this rubbish.
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Old Jun 18th, 2003, 01:59 AM        Re: Why is the penis so ugly?
a penis is ugly when it goes into ugly girls, or even hot guys. not that i look at guys. no homo.

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Old Jun 18th, 2003, 02:06 AM       
Don't worry. No one's listening to you.
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Old Jun 25th, 2003, 12:26 PM       
save it
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Old Jul 9th, 2003, 04:19 AM       
A penis, ugly or not, is much better then the alternative...

childbirth
bleeding
skirts

Better to be the poker then the pokee...

Think about it...
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Old Jul 9th, 2003, 04:37 AM       
Just sit down, right now, and stare at your penis (if you are a male, by God) for a full hour. After that hour is over, you shall either love your penis like no other, or you shall come to despise that little rod of concentrated evil that is attached to your dirty, dirty body.

I find it better than the alternative, though. There are so many things that can go wrong with a girl...God bless their brave souls. May they never cross with a yeast infection, or get the clep.
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Old Jul 9th, 2003, 03:02 PM       
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Just sit down, right now, and stare at your penis for a full hour.
UHHHHHHHHHH....
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Old Jul 10th, 2003, 12:35 AM       
I sold my Penis to an aging Grandmother for a hefty sum.
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Old Jul 11th, 2003, 07:15 AM       
I lost mine. I could swear i left it in the medicine cabinet... :kingmissile
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Old Aug 20th, 2008, 07:48 PM        penis is very beautiful like a rose flower.
as a girl Iwould say penis is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen .vagina looks very ugly.penis is like a rose flower we girls love penis because it is very sexy and beautiful.when compared to penis vagina looks very ugly.yes no doubt penis is very beautiful and vagina is ugly.
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Old Aug 20th, 2008, 09:30 PM       
Most people don't know this but the closest relative of the penis is actually the dinosaur.

I hope that sheds some light on this issue.
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Old Aug 20th, 2008, 09:33 PM       
She should win some kind of bump award
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Old Aug 20th, 2008, 10:36 PM       
Don't worry, I gave her one
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Old Aug 20th, 2008, 10:38 PM       
and a "not putting spaces after a period" award
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Old Aug 22nd, 2008, 07:57 AM       
penis is very very beautiful and vagina most ugliest thing ever seen.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2008, 09:28 AM       
Then please cut out your vagina and mail it to me.
I'll give you $5 for it.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2008, 10:55 AM       
my penis has a hoodie
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Old Aug 22nd, 2008, 05:18 PM        penis is as beautiful as a flower.
As a girl I will say that penis is most beautiful and vagina is ugly lookig in nature .we girls wonder when we see that stupid comment vagina is like a flower . for you we have some question ,does a flower bleeds every month ,does a flower smells very bad .we girls never welcome such stupid comments.but certain penis is very beautiful just like a flower.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2008, 05:26 PM        penis is not at all ugly
KAHLJORN , Your findings that closest realative of penis is a dinosure, if so it is same in the case of vagina too.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2008, 07:25 PM       
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