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Old Aug 8th, 2004, 09:36 PM        Alien vs. Predator premiere
Im going to be in hollywood next week and wensday they are having the hollywood premiere of AvP. Their are going to be guys dressed up like the aliens and predators and of course their is always the big hollywood stars. so thats going to be cool
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Old Aug 8th, 2004, 09:38 PM       
Strip a guy in an alien costume and take pictures of it. I'll send you gold!
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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 05:25 AM       
i think this will be a cool movie
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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 11:06 AM       
There isn't even a "star" in the film, so why would they show up for the priemer? I bet it'll be straight-up C listers.
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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 11:59 AM       
FUCK that movie - it's got a PG-13 rating.
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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 12:24 PM       
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FUCK that movie - it's got a PG-13 rating.
does that means no blood and guts this sucks
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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 04:16 PM       
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FUCK that movie - it's got a PG-13 rating.
Yep, that pretty much sums it up for me, too. I'm not gonna go see it because it will be extremely lame. PG-13 in the US basically amounts to a G rating here in Canada. A G rating basically means there's dancing Teletubbies, not blood and guts spraying out of gaping chest cavaties.
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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 04:22 PM       
I'm going to the Yu-Gi-Oh movie instead!

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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 04:32 PM       
I would like this movie to bomb. But I doubt it will.
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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 04:36 PM       
It's going to rule in Canada because everyone here is a complete shit head. They showed the Transformers movie on YTV and on their website a few hours after, they got about 200 complaints from children and parents beause none of the transformers looked the same as they did in either Energon, or Armada
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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 08:24 PM       
PG-13? are you shitting me? seeing as how all the alien and predator movies are rated R i dont see how this will fly. i hope they say FUCK alot :/
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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 01:25 AM       
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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 03:06 AM       
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Its more action oriented than it is shocking.

The one thing that buggs the hel out of me is. On the first predator when the guy with the Vulcan gets shot in the back and it comes out through his chest. The black guy picks up the minigun and starts shooting, whick isn't possible after the Plasma bolt would have hat to go through the ammo backpack to come out og his chest.
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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 03:07 AM       
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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 07:06 PM       
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FUCK that movie - it's got a PG-13 rating.
...2 things.

1. PG-13 doesn't mean it's bad. Unless the acting, music, and story all suck. Example, FVJ. A perfect blood/guts movie.

2. http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/av...s_faceoff.html
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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 11:30 PM       
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Old Aug 11th, 2004, 12:09 PM       
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FUCK that movie - it's got a PG-13 rating.
after seeing that faceoff thing i get why is pg 13. only predators and aliens are going to die. and scince they are not human they dont count as blood and guts in rating.
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Old Aug 11th, 2004, 12:15 PM       
I doubt that. A lot.

In Alien, how many people died? In Predator?

Hell, even if they are just killing each other, I'm sure at least 5 humans will die.

And there had better be tits.
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Old Aug 11th, 2004, 07:45 PM       
I'll bet most of the humans get killed off-screen, or in predator vision. Doesn't mean that it's bad, just a little disappointment. Hopefully there be a R-rated cut or something on DVD.

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And there had better be tits.
Well some PG-13 movies do so tits in them...but

1. AVP shouldn't have no nudity in it, just a good story, acting, music, and blood/guts/gore. And good direction.

2. Where would the nudity fit in anyway?
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Old Aug 11th, 2004, 07:49 PM       
The predator wants to cop a feel. Duh.
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Old Aug 11th, 2004, 07:58 PM       
ok, lets get something straight. There is no way this movie is going to be good. Its directed AND written by Paul WS Anderson. what does that tell you? That guy couldnt direct a bleeding man to the nearest hospital. Paul Anderson SUCKS. plain and simple.
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Old Aug 11th, 2004, 08:09 PM       
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ok, lets get something straight. There is no way this movie is going to be good. Its directed AND written by Paul WS Anderson. what does that tell you? That guy couldnt direct a bleeding man to the nearest hospital. Paul Anderson SUCKS. plain and simple.
Then how come I like Mortal Kombat and Resident Evil? Am I mad, or do I just have bad taste?
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