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Old May 20th, 2011, 01:28 PM        What are YOU doing for the rapture?
It's tomorrow, which is also my birthday, which I think is convenient as hell. No matter what happens, I intend to consider it my personal birthday present from God. I what to warn people, that I just looked it up and it's not until 6:00 pm, so don't go around in the morning going "Ha-ha-ha, I thought it was supposed to rapture today, not rain." THAT, my friend, is one good way to make sure you don't get raptured. I myself plan to be out in public at six, and throw a huge nutty, and then, when I'm still there (assumedly, after everything I've done) just sort of meekly apologize to anybody nearby.
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Old May 20th, 2011, 01:58 PM       
gonna put on a devil costume and run around poking people's butts with a pitchfork
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Old May 20th, 2011, 02:02 PM       
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Old May 20th, 2011, 02:05 PM       
what no raping?!
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Old May 20th, 2011, 02:10 PM       
sure throw rapin and pillagin in too
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Old May 20th, 2011, 02:15 PM       
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Old May 20th, 2011, 02:18 PM       
I think this has been asked before in another thread, but does Rapture take time zones into account?

Pub and I need to know.



Oh, and happy birthday Max.
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Old May 20th, 2011, 02:22 PM       
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Old May 20th, 2011, 02:46 PM       
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I think this has been asked before in another thread, but does Rapture take time zones into account?

Pub and I need to know.
I believe it starts at 6:00 PM local time. So you and Pub are first on the i-mockery hit parade.

Let us know how it is, will you? Unless you are both swallowed by a giant Slor or something.
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Old May 20th, 2011, 02:50 PM       
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Old May 20th, 2011, 03:02 PM       


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Old May 20th, 2011, 03:07 PM       
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Old May 20th, 2011, 04:36 PM       
http://apocalypse2011.com/tag/may-21-doomsday

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Also, I don't get what the point of trying to prove what day the world is going to end. Even if you did get it right and can't be all like "Seeeeeeeee." Unless there is life 2. Then you would be a big shot there.
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Old May 20th, 2011, 04:42 PM       
I'll be writing silly comics about time travel and watching the new Doctor Who!

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Old May 20th, 2011, 04:56 PM       
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I think this has been asked before in another thread, but does Rapture take time zones into account?

Pub and I need to know.



Oh, and happy birthday Max.
Yeah I asked in the chat thread. Never got an answer there though
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Old May 20th, 2011, 04:57 PM       
Imma play Rift, I figure if a hole in the sky is going to open up and swallow people I may as well be fighting it with my ranger
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Old May 20th, 2011, 05:11 PM       
I should probably use my penis pump so that in case god forgives me, I won't be embarrassed by my 6 inch penis.
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Old May 20th, 2011, 08:09 PM       
Ive got a rental truck full of nitrates. I'm going to make sure the rapture is real for a small group of people.
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Old May 20th, 2011, 10:21 PM       
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It's tomorrow, which is also my birthday, which I think is convenient as hell. No matter what happens, I intend to consider it my personal birthday present from God. I what to warn people, that I just looked it up and it's not until 6:00 pm, so don't go around in the morning going "Ha-ha-ha, I thought it was supposed to rapture today, not rain." THAT, my friend, is one good way to make sure you don't get raptured. I myself plan to be out in public at six, and throw a huge nutty, and then, when I'm still there (assumedly, after everything I've done) just sort of meekly apologize to anybody nearby.

I KNEW YOU GUYS KILLED CHRIST BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

Me and a crew of folks are gonna have a bar bee qye and play Dungeons and Dragons and MAgic: The Gathering.
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Old May 20th, 2011, 11:05 PM       
there's gonna be a big garage sale tomorrow as a benefit for the local humane society. i'd like to herald in the judgment day with an armload of dusty old garbage.
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Old May 21st, 2011, 01:18 AM       
When the mountain touches the valley

All the clouds are taught to fly

As our souls will leave this land most peacefully

Though our minds be filled with questions

In our hearts we'll understand

When the river meets the sea

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Old May 21st, 2011, 01:40 AM       
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I KNEW YOU GUYS KILLED CHRIST BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

Me and a crew of folks are gonna have a bar bee qye and play Dungeons and Dragons and MAgic: The Gathering.

BETTER BE 4TH EDITION. 5th ....maybe.
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Old May 21st, 2011, 03:06 AM       
guys just remember judgement day wont come until after the second coming AND the resurrection of the dead

so uh maybe you should watch out for the zombies i guess
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