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Old May 21st, 2003, 08:44 AM        In about five hours I'll be 41.
I took the day off. You should to.
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Old May 21st, 2003, 09:22 AM       
You're not old.
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Old May 21st, 2003, 09:41 AM       
In a few months I will be 25, and I too took the day off due to a malfunctioning car. Have you had your colon checked recently?
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Old May 21st, 2003, 09:58 AM       
Howza bout:

Evil Robot: "You must be tired, Max."

Max: "Why?"

Evil Robot: "Because you've been running around my mind all day."

Just thinkin' that that colon pick-up line doesn't work for guys under 70. Just sayin'

I'll just set this "Happy Birthday" right here for you Max ... next to the Geritol ... you can pick it up when you're past the denial.
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Old May 21st, 2003, 10:17 AM       
happy bday, ya damn geezer. :P
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Old May 21st, 2003, 10:48 AM       
Happy B-Day

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Old May 21st, 2003, 11:18 AM       
LETS ALL SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TODAY
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Old May 21st, 2003, 11:20 AM       
Happy birthday to today, burbank, and the orange alert.
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Old May 21st, 2003, 11:26 AM       
I find it exceedingly suspicious that the alert level just HAPPENS to go up on Max's birthday. CONSPIRACY?!
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Old May 21st, 2003, 11:29 AM       
One man's conspiracy is another man's life plan. And denial schnemial. I like being old.
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Old May 21st, 2003, 11:30 AM       
MUST BE. I will continue to do research on this COINCIDENCE and return back with information.
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Old May 21st, 2003, 12:17 PM       
Happy Birthday, Max!
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Old May 21st, 2003, 12:19 PM       
happy birthday max
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Old May 21st, 2003, 12:19 PM       
There is no cake emoticon, ergo:



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Old May 21st, 2003, 12:53 PM       
Holy shit you're right. We don't have a cake logo.

Happy birthday Max. You sure you don't want the brown flower still?

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Old May 21st, 2003, 01:05 PM       
Happy birthday, maxie
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Old May 21st, 2003, 01:10 PM       
I hope that the cake doesn't take as long to unload as it did to load ... especially considering ... you know ... Max's age and all :/
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Old May 21st, 2003, 01:31 PM       
Happy birthday, you old Commie bastard. Vince says hi, too.
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Old May 21st, 2003, 01:55 PM       
My brother's birtday is also May 21st. I think he's 23. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's 23. I bought him an Aqua Teen Hunger Force t-shirt. He'd better like it.
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Old May 21st, 2003, 02:07 PM       
You will happy to know that you share the same day of nascency as one Judge Reinhold.



Happy Birthday, Mr. Burbank!
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Old May 21st, 2003, 02:14 PM       
Happy Birthday, Max...you're a stone pants rabbit...
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Old May 21st, 2003, 02:29 PM       
Happy birthday Max.
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Old May 21st, 2003, 02:48 PM       
Happy Birthday!

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Old May 21st, 2003, 02:52 PM       
Happy birthday! The gods themselves are celebrating!


I have already sacraficed three captured warriors in your honor!

(And 41 isn't that old! My parents are both in their late fifties!)

Happy birthday Max!
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Old May 21st, 2003, 02:55 PM       
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