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Old Apr 1st, 2005, 02:53 PM       
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Old Apr 1st, 2005, 03:00 PM       
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And congrats to Immortal Goat for once again proving the comedy of threes. Great job, chucklefuck. I could see why everyone loves you.
Sorry to interrupt your genious, but could you go pick up my car? And don't scratch the door like you did last time. If you do, you will not only recieve no tip this evening, but I will have to report you to your boss, Mr. Beeghly.
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Old Apr 1st, 2005, 03:05 PM       
Hey guys lighten up it was only a joke. God!
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Old Apr 1st, 2005, 03:07 PM       
So Bell E. Laffs was your character? Thank Jebus.
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Old Apr 1st, 2005, 03:08 PM       
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Old Apr 1st, 2005, 03:27 PM       
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And congrats to Immortal Goat for once again proving the comedy of threes. Great job, chucklefuck. I could see why everyone loves you.
Sorry to interrupt your genious, but could you go pick up my car? And don't scratch the door like you did last time. If you do, you will not only recieve no tip this evening, but I will have to report you to your boss, Mr. Beeghly.
Wow, I never had someone write a fanfiction about me. Do go on, Immortal Wit.

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Old Apr 1st, 2005, 03:33 PM       
Oh, that Geggy. You really had me convinced.
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Old Apr 1st, 2005, 03:33 PM       
You should be the butch weatherman.
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Old Apr 1st, 2005, 03:34 PM       
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Old Apr 1st, 2005, 03:34 PM       
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Old Apr 1st, 2005, 03:43 PM       
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Old Apr 1st, 2005, 03:50 PM       
Please move to mock wars before Immortal Goat hurts my old woman feelings.
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Old Apr 1st, 2005, 03:51 PM       
Mock Wars you say? Why I'd be happy to, Madamme.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2005, 07:04 AM        Re: hey guys I have a joke for you...
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APRIL FOOL!!

Hahahahaha that joke never gets old.
Way to early there to say such a thing there, smart man.

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Old Apr 29th, 2005, 03:58 PM       
Here is a real joke . . .


A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead,
were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman, the brunette, walked over to the man and
said "Have you ever had a hug?"

The man said "No.", so she gave him a hug and walked on.

Next, the redhead went to him and asked "Have you ever had a kiss?"

The man said "No.", so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

Last, the blonde came to him and said "Have you ever been screwed?

The fellow excitedly said "No, I haven't!".

She said "Well, I think you will be when the tide comes in."
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Old Apr 29th, 2005, 04:17 PM       
Android, would it be possible for you to copy the entire database over there at jokes.com and post it here? Thanks.
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Old Apr 29th, 2005, 05:00 PM       
Well, One= it isn't from jokes.com

I heard it from a friend today at school, it was funny too because if you ever have watched who's line is it anyway, in the game where you have to only say like 3,4,7 word, he decided to break that joke up into parts so it sounded weird I would have a funny game to post here if I felt like it, but I am in the middle of it.[/b]
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Old Apr 29th, 2005, 05:03 PM       
Oh I didn't mean to put the bold tag there
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Old Apr 29th, 2005, 05:50 PM       
i hope people are stilling telling that joke in junior high schools when you get to be my age. :circleoflife
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Old Apr 29th, 2005, 07:51 PM       
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i hope people are stilling telling that joke in junior high schools when you get to be my age. :circleoflife
Wait Middle school is junior high right?

I am in seventh grade what joke are you talking about?
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Old Apr 29th, 2005, 08:02 PM       
the one about the fucked/screwed quadrapalegic. it's fuckin CLASSIC.
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Old May 29th, 2005, 09:27 PM       
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Old May 29th, 2005, 09:41 PM       
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