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Old May 13th, 2011, 11:39 PM       
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Old May 14th, 2011, 12:28 AM       

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Old May 14th, 2011, 12:30 AM       
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Old May 14th, 2011, 01:12 AM       
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Old May 14th, 2011, 06:31 AM       
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That's awesome. She's so unimpressed that her arms are uncomfortably folded just to display a little bit extra spite.

How is the under slung grenade launcher? Easy? Fun? Useless? I've always wanted to know but never had a chance.
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Old May 14th, 2011, 06:35 AM       
GW I would suggest a little bit of facial hair (if possible) to make you look older than 6.

Top buttons should only be done up if wearing a tie.
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Old May 14th, 2011, 07:23 AM       
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Top buttons should only be done up if wearing a tie.
Or if your name is Adrian.
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Old May 14th, 2011, 07:25 AM       
Better hurry, you only have 9 years until you start to get fat.
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Old May 14th, 2011, 03:44 PM       
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Top buttons should only be done up if wearing a tie.
I think it's the hot new fashion trend for the kids these as i've been seeing more and more lately.
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Old May 14th, 2011, 04:54 PM       
fashion isn't exactly a top priority for me

As for facial hair, I used to have some manly sideburns, but I shortened them to just below my ears so I'd look less like a Victorian-era rapist and more like David Tennant. Also they were highlighting my saggy nasty chin and made me look fat. I can't grow anything else.

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Old May 14th, 2011, 05:26 PM       
Hickman, I'm going to use that picture as my work desktop background from now on.
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Old May 14th, 2011, 07:34 PM       
I would love to know what's going through the head of the girl to your left, hickman.
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Old May 15th, 2011, 02:15 AM       
Guitar Woman sure gots a purty mouth....
Also, thinking about getting a mohawk.
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Old May 15th, 2011, 05:35 AM       
Zhukov, I'm a fan of the M203 (grenade launcher) myself. It's range is about 400 meters and can shoot tons of different 40mm rounds. I am always packing nine high explosive, one smoke, and two buckshot rounds. The buckshot rounds are possibly the most fun thing you can shoot out of a 40mm system.

We've got these new grenade launchers made by H&K and they're pretty cool..you can mount them under your rifle as well (although it makes the thing way too heavy) or you can shoot it stand alone. It's got a laser range finder so even a monkey can hit it's target.

Also, that little girl is a total c*nt. Long story short, I was out in the mountains and she said "Taliban!" and pointed to one of the close by mountains (where a lot of rockets come from), so I had my terp and another guy come out to where I was and talk to her and she kept her mouth shut...pretending like she didn't know what I was talking about.

She's a jerk.
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Old May 15th, 2011, 10:59 AM       
So the buckshot rounds are like a really big shotgun shell? That's badass
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Old May 15th, 2011, 04:14 PM       
Yeah what is it, a normal 12 gauge buckshot round has 9 pellets in it? I'm not sure, something like that...Well this round has 20 pellets. I shot it at a target and it ripped it in half. I was impressed.
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Old May 15th, 2011, 08:36 PM       
Ur an real american hero mr hickman
I would totally buy your action figure
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Old May 16th, 2011, 06:12 AM       
Call of Duty Black Ops aint got sh*t on this fools

J/K to be fair, this place sucks. Most of my time is spent doing logistics. I get to travel a lot, but everywhere I go...is shitty. Let me tell you, the Russians really did this place in.
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Old May 16th, 2011, 03:03 PM       
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If it's of Hickman it would be classified as a doll thank you very much.
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Zhukov, I'm a fan of the M203 (grenade launcher) myself. It's range is about 400 meters and can shoot tons of different 40mm rounds. I am always packing nine high explosive, one smoke, and two buckshot rounds. The buckshot rounds are possibly the most fun thing you can shoot out of a 40mm system.

We've got these new grenade launchers made by H&K and they're pretty cool..you can mount them under your rifle as well (although it makes the thing way too heavy) or you can shoot it stand alone. It's got a laser range finder so even a monkey can hit it's target.
Cool. Ta. I just went and looked some of the M203 up on youtube, and it does look pretty good.

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She's a jerk.
That's actually sort of funny, sorry.
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Old May 16th, 2011, 05:05 PM       
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If it's of Hickman it would be classified as a doll thank you very much.
If you read Hickman's story in the real sex stories thread, you would agree with the term 'action figure'
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Old May 16th, 2011, 09:04 PM       
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Old May 17th, 2011, 01:43 PM       
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If you read Hickman's story in the real sex stories thread, you would agree with the term 'action figure'
Girls only play with dolls, though. ;/
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Old May 17th, 2011, 02:06 PM       
Can I be an action doll?
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