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Old Jun 17th, 2009, 06:44 PM        My neighbors
Hey guys so in my past life experiences I always had this one situation happen to a friend or patron stereotypically and now I'm experiencing it!

My neighbor keeps stealing my parking space! She just parks there like its hers. WHAT DO I DO IM TOO AFRAID TO TELL HER NOT TO PARK THERE. Plus if I told her she'd be all, "You can't own space! So how can you own a parking space?"
I don't know what to say to that logic.

Somebody please help and/or act suitably outraged about my predicament.
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Old Jun 17th, 2009, 07:02 PM       
Are you assigned that parking space through your apt complex? Assuming you are in an apt.

If so then just knock on her door and politely say, "Hey I noticed you've been parking on what I think is my assigned parking space. Maybe I'm mistaken, but I just wanted to clear up any confusion."

Throw in some smiles, a wink, compliment her outfit, and hell, maybe even a little grab ass. Women <3 that shi*.

Problem solved.

If you don't have an assigned parking space then join a gang and use force/intimidation.
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Old Jun 17th, 2009, 07:19 PM       
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Problem solved.
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