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Old Sep 24th, 2006, 11:32 PM        Worst sickness youve ever had.
Chronic Broncitis. I still cough to this day. Jesus. Also I just got sort of well from one illness a few weeks ago and I still cant talk right. Fucking sucks. You?
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Old Sep 24th, 2006, 11:36 PM       
once I was down with the sickness, my mother got up and brought some soup for my sickness ooo-wha-a-a-a
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Old Sep 24th, 2006, 11:43 PM       
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Old Sep 25th, 2006, 01:02 AM       
I'm sure some of you already know about this, but my worst sickness was when my feet swelled to the size of small hams and flesh had to be removed from them. Thus, the odd shaped scars I have today.

Acid burns'll do that to ya.
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Old Sep 25th, 2006, 02:12 AM       
Chest infection, if you can consider that a sickness.
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Old Sep 25th, 2006, 07:25 AM       
It's not quite a sickness but once I overdosed off of Nuke. Shit put me in the hospital for 3 days.
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Old Sep 25th, 2006, 07:49 AM       
Nuke?

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Old Sep 25th, 2006, 08:42 AM       
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Old Sep 25th, 2006, 12:33 PM       
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Old Sep 25th, 2006, 03:04 PM       
The one where it hurts to swallow spit.
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Old Sep 25th, 2006, 04:27 PM       
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Old Sep 25th, 2006, 05:20 PM       
they will do what every time
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Old Sep 25th, 2006, 05:36 PM       
probably my worstsicknesswas when i overdosedona bunch of pills and went (mostly) deaf for a few days.

Damn fathom that's a crazystory ;o that happened from acid burns on your feet? what kind of acid?
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Old Sep 25th, 2006, 06:17 PM       
one time i had an asthma attack.

that wasn't even the bad part. I had to stay in a room for thrree days with a little boy who was Blue's Clues obsessed.

It was cute for the first hour, then he had his mom rewind his Blue's Clues tape.
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Old Sep 25th, 2006, 08:11 PM       
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probably my worstsicknesswas when i overdosedona bunch of pills and went (mostly) deaf for a few days.

Damn fathom that's a crazystory ;o that happened from acid burns on your feet? what kind of acid?
Formaldehyde. The sweat from my feet reactivated the stuff in my unwashed socks. The pictures of the scars are floating around in the 560's of the Picture Thread.
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Old Sep 25th, 2006, 10:21 PM       
I once had a pounding ear infection just before I went to Ocean City (an East Coast tourist trap) for the week. It might not've been the worst injury of my life but it kept me from sleeping, eating, pretty much anything. My girlfriend was with me, so that didn't make things any better.

Urinary tract infections always hurt too. :=
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Old Sep 25th, 2006, 10:30 PM       
Top This:

I had a SEVERE Earache, and I found out that my drums were blown open from pressure, along with a constant headache and loss of balance.

Due to me leaking all of my fluids out of my ears,
I was extremely Dehydrated, so, I pissed pure Ammonia

AT ALL TIMES.

Top that with a temporary Deafness, and you have "Hell"
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Old Sep 25th, 2006, 10:38 PM       
Try a slight deafness in your left ear, FOREVER.
I can hardly hear from my left. It feels odd.
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Old Sep 26th, 2006, 11:46 AM       
guys, right now? arms just fell off. seriously.
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Old Sep 26th, 2006, 05:15 PM       
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guys, right now? arms just fell off. seriously.


I also had an asthma attack awhile back and I was in like 3rd grade. Fucking blew. I couldnt talk or breathe or anything. I nearly had to go to the ER but I refused to go and I healed myself later on. Im like Wolverene! :o
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Old Sep 26th, 2006, 05:28 PM       
Why are you zeldas "biggest" fan with a batman avatar.
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Old Sep 26th, 2006, 07:01 PM       
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Try a slight deafness in your left ear, FOREVER.
I can hardly hear from my left. It feels odd.
that's the same as my right ear!
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Old Sep 26th, 2006, 08:24 PM       
The flu has been a bitch to me, on occasion.
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Why are you zeldas "biggest" fan with a batman avatar.
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