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Old May 17th, 2006, 07:06 PM        how can you tell if a chick had a miscarriage?
how can you tell if a chick has had a miscarriage???
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Old May 17th, 2006, 07:07 PM       
She stopped being pregnant, but doesn't have a baby.
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Old May 17th, 2006, 07:10 PM       
did you push her down the stairs
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Old May 17th, 2006, 07:17 PM       
A thorough examination of the uterus will yield results, whether it be yours or the woman-in-question's.
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Old May 17th, 2006, 07:25 PM       
There is a fetus floating in her toilet bowl.
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Old May 17th, 2006, 08:21 PM       
if you cut your grass and discover a CAR, YOU MIGHT'VE HAD A MISCARIAGE
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Old May 17th, 2006, 09:54 PM       
CHECK HER ASSHOLE IF THERE ARE CRAYON MARKS JUST ON TEH INSIDE SHE HAD A MISCARRIAGE!!!
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Old May 17th, 2006, 10:42 PM       
Are there any new children in the household? She may have just had a birth.
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Old May 29th, 2006, 01:15 AM       
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if you cut your grass and discover a CAR, YOU MIGHT'VE HAD A MISCARIAGE
If you need to put on shoes and carry a flashlight to use the bathroom, You might've had a miscarriage!
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Old May 29th, 2006, 01:45 AM       
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If you need to put on shoes and carry a flashlight to use the bathroom, You might've had a miscarriage!
If we had been lucky, you'd have been a miscarriage.
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Old Jun 10th, 2006, 03:52 AM       
We can still try for a abortion.
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Old Jun 10th, 2006, 03:12 PM       
That "chick" is your new wife and mother of your miscarriage, show some respect.
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Old Jun 10th, 2006, 04:07 PM       
If she is a white chick, her nipples may have suddenly changed colour. This happens in pregnancy normally butalso for chicks who start to lactate but then miscarry. Of course you need befor and after pics.

Feel free to post said pics and I'll give my opinion.
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Old Jun 11th, 2006, 05:45 AM       
yes like the bitch said, put naked boobies on my screen!
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Old Jun 13th, 2006, 12:42 AM       
except in your case where impending fatherhood is just a few months away
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Old Jun 13th, 2006, 09:16 AM       
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Old Jul 4th, 2006, 03:54 PM       
I recently found out via fark.com that there is such a thing as Nipple pinkening cream to turn brown nipples pink. The example on the box showed a dark skinned asian girl with befor and after nipples origanel brown, and then pink as a non abortion having white girl. Anyway it was totally hot, but my point is this.

She could have had an abortion and used nipple bleach to cover it up (the scar another way also depending on how big the baby got)

If you find nipple bleaching kits in her medecine cabinet it should be a good tipoff she's covering.

food for thought.
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Old Jul 11th, 2006, 10:39 PM       
Please don't go around telling people your from Missouri.

Wait until I've moved away
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Old Jul 13th, 2006, 01:22 PM       
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Old Jul 13th, 2006, 01:27 PM       
Hey, was the stuff running down her leg a little chunky this time around? That could be a miscarriage.

My friend and I teased this one girl that sat behind us because she claimed to have had a miscarriage, even though she was obviously lying about being pregnant. Even if it was true we still had a good time because she was one of those weird, talkitive, lying, attention-whoring otaku bitches.

May her rancid womb win more souls for the lord.
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Old Jul 17th, 2006, 10:24 PM       
so.... how do you ask your gf to use nipple pinkening cream? Does she have to decide herself?
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