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Old Aug 2nd, 2004, 07:49 PM        Celebrate The Loaf Contest Results
Thanks to everyone who participated and judged. I chose a diverse panel of judges to assure that only the best entry would win. I'm glad everyone could contribute to this stupid idea of mine. :D


Artist Name: Agroskaterik


-Judges Score/Comments-

-Achimp-
Score (1-10): 3
Comments: I jerked off to this picture, but immediately felt dirty. The breasts are deformed and the eyes are all wrong. Yes, I'm a pathetic excuse for a human being, but this picture makes that fact obvious so I hate it.

-Capn Crunch-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: I thought this one was pretty funny. But don't post it on
I-Mockery, you could get banned.

-Da Blob-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: not much work put in there but I'm a sucker for titty art - bwahahahahaha

-FS-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: I would have rated this higher, but the breasts aren't big
enough.
Also, there is no milk coming out of them and Neko-Pan isn't licking
them.

-Gadzooks-
Score (1-10): 6
Comments: points down for no color, points up for being totally tits

-Jixby Phillips-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: I GIVE IT A 7 BECAUSE ITS GOT A RACK AND I GUESS THATS GOOD

-Kris-
Score (1-10): 6
Comments: it's funny but i dont like it

-Matt Harty-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: I thought this was from the Artificer.

-Pub Lover-
Score (1-10): 3
Comments: While certainly topical with the whole Titty Artist ordeal
fresh
in our minds, there is little humour in this for me. As for the
competence
of artistic ability shown, well... Is drawing an oval really that hard?

-SevenForceIncUSA-
Score (1-10): 3
Comments: It's kinda stupid. 0_o

-Spectre X-
Score (1-10): 5
Comments: SWEET JESUS MY EYES! THEY HAVE BEEN POKED OUT OF MY HEAD BY THE CATLOAF BOOBS!

-Pjalne-

FINAL SCORE: 61



Artist Name: BigLargeMcHuge


-Judges Score/Comments-

-Achimp-
Score (1-10): 3
Comments: This was supposed to be about Catloaf, not Batmanloaf. Still, the drawing has significant artistic merit. I shall enjoy printing off several copies and wiping my ass with this.

-Capn Crunch-
Score (1-10): 4
Comments: With such a huge file size you'd expect it to be good but it
wasn't. It was just you being lazy.

-Da Blob-
Score (1-10): 2
Comments: seriously ...

-FS-
Score (1-10): 5
Comments: Not very creative. What does the "V" in the air stand for?
Victory? I THINK NOT.

-Gadzooks-
Score (1-10): 5
Comments: Decent job, but what's with the "Check-It-And-Go" in the background.

-Jixby Phillips-
Score (1-10): 1
Comments: THIS LOOKS LIKE A FAG KID DREW IT F*CK THIS SH*T

-Kris-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: it's cute and looks like it took effort

-Matt Harty-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: This stood out as the most accurate as to what Neko-Pan looks like. I like the bird :<

-Pub Lover-
Score (1-10): 2
Comments: That is exactly what a CatBread would look like if I hated
CatBread & my only outlet was MSPaint. Actually, thinking about it,
this
would of been my entry, but I would of had thick black lines round
everything. Nice bird though.

-SevenForceIncUSA-
Score (1-10): 5
Comments: Um, it's ok, I guess.

-Spectre X-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: Yum! Golden brown.

-Pjalne-

FINAL SCORE: 48



Artist Name: Camacazio


-Judges Score/Comments-

-Achimp-
Score (1-10): 1
Comments: Seriously.

-Capn Crunch-
Score (1-10): 1
Comments:

-Da Blob-
Score (1-10): 1
Comments: SERIOUSLY !!!

-FS-
Score (1-10): 4
Comments: Your selection from the standard MS Paint palette is truly
stunning. This is a work of art. And if I'd want to be any more
sarcastic,
I'd give you a 10, but I think this is quite enough.

-Gadzooks-
Score (1-10): 4
Comments:Arrid Keeps you Dry, No Odor, No Shy, Just Dry.

-Jixby Phillips-
Score (1-10): 1
Comments: BULLSH*T

-Kris-
Score (1-10): 5
Comments: it's not very original

-Matt Harty-
Score (1-10): 5
Comments: I still don't get why the bg is green, you weirdo fuck.

-Pub Lover-
Score (1-10): 1
Comments: As I'm writing these with my first viewing of each image
alphabetically, I really am shocked that the quality could get worse
than
Agro & Biggie's, who are both people I would expect to try alot harder.
As
for this stinking pile of orange & brown turd-pixels, you couldn't even
manage a proper perspective on the Loaf's body.

-SevenForceIncUSA-
Score (1-10): 3
Comments: Um, it's ok, I guess.

-Spectre X-
Score (1-10): 6
Comments: Everybody and their grandmother have used paint. It wouldn't have gotten a six if it was above average.

-Pjalne-

FINAL SCORE: 32



Artist Name: Chojin


-Judges Score/Comments-

-Achimp-
Score (1-10): 8
Comments: This actually took effort. The catloaf does not appear to be photoshopped at all. Humour was used tactfully in the light-hearted "directions" at the side. This entry looks cozy, and I'd expect to see it in next month's issue of Good Housekeeping. It's got everything, including chicks stuffing gratuitous amounts of bread into their orifices.

-Capn Crunch-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: I thought this idea was pretty funny but way too much effort
was
put in. You're the Supafly of the draw your own worst nightmare.

-Da Blob-
Score (1-10): 10
Comments: I want some.

-FS-
Score (1-10): 9
Comments: LOL. I would have given this a 10 if the cat faces were
actually
drawn onto the bread, with food paint or something.

-Gadzooks-
Score (1-10): 10
Comments: :>

-Jixby Phillips-
Score (1-10): 9
Comments: I ENJOY THIS DEMONSTRATION OF CREATIVIITY

-Kris-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: it's funny and creative

-Matt Harty-
Score (1-10): 10
Comments: This took a shitload of effort, and it's cool seeing a real life catloaf. :o

-Pub Lover-
Score (1-10): 8
Comments: Well done Chojin, this is funny and well presented. I would
of
preferred it if you'd actually baked the faces into the bread, but I
understand that would of been alot of effort.

-SevenForceIncUSA-
Score (1-10): 8
Comments: Awesome!

-Spectre X-
Score (1-10): 10
Comments: Sweet mother of GOD! That poor, glorious loaf.

-Pjalne-

FINAL SCORE: 96



Artist Name: Drev


-Judges Score/Comments-

-Achimp-
Score (1-10): 1
Comments: Follow the white rabbit off a cliff. Please.

-Capn Crunch-
Score (1-10): 4
Comments: HAHA THE MATRIX. IT'S STILL FUNNY.

-Da Blob-
Score (1-10): 3
Comments: so what ? applying some nice texture doesn't make it anymore interesting

-FS-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: Maybe you shouldn't have resized this to avatar proportions
just
yet. While it's different from most entries it looks like you used some
rather standard methods or templates of 3D art to make this.

-Gadzooks-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: Spy Kids 3-D

-Jixby Phillips-
Score (1-10): 1
Comments: MATRIX

-Kris-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: it's different

-Matt Harty-
Score (1-10): 4
Comments: It's a nice try.

-Pub Lover-
Score (1-10): 4
Comments: Matrix KittyLoaf... certainly an interesting interpretation,
not much humour beyond the initial surprise however. For technical ability,
it appears badly pasted together, & as I don't know what you used to make it.
I'm not sure how much effort you put into it.

-SevenForceIncUSA-
Score (1-10): 6
Comments: Heh heh, Matrix kitty...

-Spectre X-
Score (1-10): 6
Comments: Hmmmmmmmno. It just doesn't look right.

-Pjalne-

FINAL SCORE: 50



Artist Name: Drumming4buddha

-Judges Score/Comments-

-Achimp-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: Hee hee! It looks pissed off that it was decapitated and stuffed onto a piece of bread. So pissed off that it lost an eye.

-Capn Crunch-
Score (1-10): 8
Comments: Haha. I thought this was real funny because it looks like
shit and
it took you like a minute.

-Da Blob-
Score (1-10): 9
Comments: you lose one point for the crappy set up but this is what I'd have done so close to the perfect idea I guess

-FS-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: A cyclops catloaf. Packed in plastic. Simple but interesting.
Kind
of.

-Gadzooks-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: Whoops!

-Jixby Phillips-
Score (1-10): 10
Comments: LOOK AT THE PUPPIES SLEEPING WITH EACH OTHER :D PLUS I WANT TO GET ON DRUMMING 4 BUDDHAS GOOD SIDE O

-Kris-
Score (1-10): 6
Comments: good idea...but it's really corny

-Matt Harty-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: Extra points for decapitating a beanie baby just for the contest.

-Pub Lover-
Score (1-10): 5
Comments: Amusing, but likely not more than a moment of thought &
construction time. Why does it have only one eye?

-SevenForceIncUSA-
Score (1-10): 10
Comments: Hey! She got the real thing! :-O

-Spectre X-
Score (1-10): 8
Comments: Hahahaha!

-Pjalne-

FINAL SCORE: 84



Artist Name: Emu


-Judges Score/Comments-

-Achimp-
Score (1-10): 1
Comments: I was going to rank this picture -10, but that would make me look like the bad guy, since Emu's great aunt has Parkinson's and can't draw good. I gave it one pity mark. The real bad guy here is Jesus for allowing something like this to happen.

-Capn Crunch-
Score (1-10): 5
Comments: I think I saw this somewhere before.

-Da Blob-
Score (1-10): 5
Comments: stupidity IS funny, but still stupid.

-FS-
Score (1-10): 1
Comments: I'm giving this a 1 because I think you ought to have made it
yourself. Also, I hate people with Parkinson's and think they are
attention
whores.

-Gadzooks-
Score (1-10): 1
Comments: Michael J. Fox happens to be one of my favorite actors, bastard.

-Jixby Phillips-
Score (1-10): 1
Comments: YOUR AUNT S*CKS

-Kris-
Score (1-10): 8
Comments: funny

-Matt Harty-
Score (1-10): 4
Comments: Emu sent me 3 entries, and this is the only one that looked remotely like cat loaf. Kind shitty.

-Pub Lover-
Score (1-10):1
Comments: Oh No! This is awful! & if that's a joke about the
'Parkinsons',
you get a zero.

-SevenForceIncUSA-
Score (1-10): 1
Comments: ....that sucks.

-Spectre X-
Score (1-10): 6
Comments: Tell your great aunt to stay away from MSpaint.

-Pjalne-

FINAL SCORE: 34


Artist Name: Esuohlim


-Judges Score/Comments-

-Achimp-
Score (1-10): 1
Comments: I hate Garfield, you fag.

-Capn Crunch-
Score (1-10): 2
Comments: IT WOULD BE FUNNIER IF YOU DIDN'T ENTER.

-Da Blob-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: someone had to do it. But still, I like it.

-FS-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: I question the effort that went into this, but that crazy
Garfield
makes me smile. Shine on and have another lasagna, you crazy cat.

-Gadzooks-
Score (1-10): 9
Comments: Garfield has 9 Lives, and this get 9 votes, HAHA, FANTASTIC!

-Jixby Phillips-
Score (1-10): 10
Comments: GARFIELD

-Kris-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: creative

-Matt Harty-
Score (1-10): 5
Comments: Simple, but funny idea.

-Pub Lover-
Score (1-10):4
Comments: IT'S A CAT ON A SLICE OF BREAD!

NOT ANY CAT!

GARFIELD THE CAT!

This is probably very funny, but I don't get the joke. You should of
use
some sort of silhouette function to make it look part of the slice, but
then
you're not very big on the idea of a subtle juxtaposition.


-SevenForceIncUSA-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: I hate Garfield...nice approach though.

-Spectre X-
Score (1-10): 5
Comments: That's garfield on a pice of bread. Not a catloaf. They are two entirely separate things.

-Pjalne-

FINAL SCORE: 64


Artist Name: Jim Duncan


-Judges Score/Comments-

-Achimp-
Score (1-10): 3
Comments: Nice use of cliches, but I still hate this picture

-Capn Crunch-
Score (1-10): 3
Comments:

-Da Blob-
Score (1-10): 1
Comments: OK, you take this back, I'll pretend I didn't see it.

-FS-
Score (1-10): 3
Comments: I'm not exactly sure why, but this makes me want to tear out
my
guts and force a chainsaw up my ass. It might be to blame on the
babies.

-Gadzooks-
Score (1-10): 3
Comments: Weather Report: This BLOWS

-Jixby Phillips-
Score (1-10): 1
Comments: I DIDNT LIKE IT

-Kris-
Score (1-10): 3
Comments: i just dont like it

-Matt Harty-
Score (1-10): 4
Comments: Real nice

-Pub Lover-
Score (1-10): 2
Comments: This made me laugh, it was a hysterical laugh of disbelief at
how
crappy it is, but that laugh got you an extra point from me.

You should remove MSPaint from your computer & cry yourself to sleep
tonight.

-SevenForceIncUSA-
Score (1-10): 4
Comments: Awwww, babies!

-Spectre X-
Score (1-10): 4
Comments: Don't go anywhere near an art program again.

-Pjalne-

FINAL SCORE:
31




Artist Name: King Hadas


-Judges Score/Comments-

-Achimp-
Score (1-10): 2
Comments: Good stuff. I'm planning on eating a shitload of hot wings tonight, and messy diarrhea is on the forecast for tomorrow. It'll help out when I'm done with Big McLargeHuge's picture.

-Capn Crunch-
Score (1-10): 3
Comments: It reminds me of kellychaos too much.

-Da Blob-
Score (1-10): 2
Comments: can we say NO ?

-FS-
Score (1-10): 3
Comments: Well. I wasn't aware that Neko-Pan could FLY. I also must say
it's
quite an accomplishment to fail to color within the lines in MS Paint.
Also,
the stripes make it just look like a regular cat. And I'm pretty sure I
hate
you.

-Gadzooks-
Score (1-10): 4
Comments: I know I'm Funnier than Dat Phan.

-Jixby Phillips-
Score (1-10): 1
Comments: I DIDNT LIKE IT

-Kris-
Score (1-10): 3
Comments: it doesnt really look like a cat or a loaf of anything..but
good effort

-Matt Harty-
Score (1-10): 5
Comments: Fuck you.

-Pub Lover-
Score (1-10):3
Comments: Flying Brown TurdCat. While yours has been the best MSPaint
entry
I've yet seen, it's still utter shit.

-SevenForceIncUSA-
Score (1-10): This one...sucks.
Comments: 1

-Spectre X-
Score (1-10): 4
Comments: What the fuck is that? I can't distinguish anything.

-Pjalne-

FINAL SCORE: 31



Artist Name: Liquidstatik


-Judges Score/Comments-

-Achimp-
Score (1-10): 6
Comments: OMG L33T.

-Capn Crunch-
Score (1-10): 1
Comments: AS FUNNY AS MALIBU'S MOST WANTED.

-Da Blob-
Score (1-10): 4
Comments: at least you tried

-FS-
Score (1-10): 2
Comments: You could have at least drawn your own catloaf.

-Gadzooks-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: The text effect was cool.

-Jixby Phillips-
Score (1-10): 1
Comments: NUMBERS FOR LETTERS

-Kris-
Score (1-10): 4
Comments: i just dont like it

-Matt Harty-
Score (1-10): 6
Comments: Nice idea, I like the blue.

-Pub Lover-
Score (1-10): 4
Comments: I'm very unimpressed with my reviewing, I hope the others
have
managed to be entertaining in some way.

It's been filtered blue. I think that's the most important thing you
did to
it. You made the Neko-Pan blue.

-SevenForceIncUSA-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: I'm glad someone killed it...

-Spectre X-
Score (1-10): 5
Comments: No, sorry. It doesn't look good.

-Pjalne-

FINAL SCORE: 47



Artist Name: MLE


-Judges Score/Comments-

-Achimp-
Score (1-10): 9
Comments: Another good entry: ONE THAT TOOK SOME EFFORT. I'm ranking this one higher than Chojin's because it promises me a free bottle cap, and I was bribed a few months ago.


-Capn Crunch-
Score (1-10): 5
Comments: It must be British humor.

-Da Blob-
Score (1-10): 9
Comments: I'm an absolute sucker for play doh claymation and the shit, which makes up for the not so nice overall layout (a bit cold)


-FS-
Score (1-10): 8
Comments: The toaster is a nice touch. This is cute enough to make me
want
to vomit glitter.

-Gadzooks-
Score (1-10): 10
Comments: Root Beer caps are a treasure of mine.


-Jixby Phillips-
Score (1-10): 8
Comments: I THINK ITS GREAT WHAT THESE KIDS ARE DOING!


-Kris-
Score (1-10): 10
Comments: good stuff

-Matt Harty-
Score (1-10): 9
Comments: You went out of their way to create something. I really like the sculpture. :>

-Pub Lover-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: Certainly not what I was expecting at all. You have shown an
originality that has failed to appear in the majority of the entries
I've
seen so far, & your use of a different medium is certainly refreshing.

-SevenForceIncUSA-
Score (1-10): 9
Comments: This one is also very good! Good job!

-Spectre X-
Score (1-10): 9
Comments: Very original.

-Pjalne-

FINAL SCORE: 93


Artist Name: Pancakes


-Judges Score/Comments-

-Achimp-
Score (1-10): 4
Comments: Fuck you, Pancakes. It still looks kinda good, though.

-Capn Crunch-
Score (1-10): 1
Comments: NICE TRY.

-Da Blob-
Score (1-10): 3
Comments: why not smaller ? duh.

-FS-
Score (1-10): 5
Comments: I'm not exactly sure what happened here, but I assume you too
already resized your entry to avatar size. Since this also looks like
an
entry by someone with Parkinson's, I don't like it.

-Gadzooks-
Score (1-10): 2
Comments:


-Jixby Phillips-
Score (1-10): 1
Comments: AN A FOR EFFORT THOUGH!

-Kris-
Score (1-10): 5
Comments: it's really cute but there's no loaf

-Matt Harty-
Score (1-10): 3
Comments: <3

-Pub Lover-
Score (1-10): 4
Comments: This is surprisingly good, I think it's the first round loaf,
& I
like the scrappiness of the spiral used to draw it.

-SevenForceIncUSA-
Score (1-10): 5
Comments: What the hell is that?! Should I rate it?

-Spectre X-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: Aaaaaaw.

-Pjalne-

FINAL SCORE: 40


Artist Name: Sam


-Judges Score/Comments-

-Achimp-
Score (1-10): 8
Comments: Good stuff. Killer catloafs that much the faces off of prostitutes are A-OK in my books.

-Capn Crunch-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: Nice cutting and pasting Sam.

-Da Blob-
Score (1-10): 8
Comments: yes. not as nice of a lay out as it could have been

-FS-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: It's nice, but taking into account that it's most likely a
picture
from a videogame with three identical catloafs pasted in, it turns less
impressive. Kind of cute, but not a winner.

-Gadzooks-
Score (1-10): 10
Comments: FANTASTIC!

-Jixby Phillips-
Score (1-10): 1
Comments: VIDEO GAMES :-/

-Kris-
Score (1-10): 3
Comments: looks cool...but i dont like it

-Matt Harty-
Score (1-10): 8
Comments: Funny idea, I like the shading of the loafs.

-Pub Lover-
Score (1-10):6
Comments: Funny, but it's a shame they weren't drawn in style or with
the
correct palette of the original image.

-SevenForceIncUSA-
Score (1-10): 8
Comments: Hahahaha, yeah! Kill her!


-Spectre X-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: dot dot dot

-Pjalne-

FINAL SCORE: 73




Artist Name: ScruU2wice


-Judges Score/Comments-

-Achimp-
Score (1-10): 8
Comments: This reminds me of an old Ghostbusters comic that I have where they Ghostbusters have to go through this weird portal into another dimension to fight weird other-worldly beasts. It was a damn good comic.

-Capn Crunch-
Score (1-10): 9
Comments: This is the best one.

-Da Blob-
Score (1-10): 5
Comments: why not, but mostly, why ?

-FS-
Score (1-10): 8
Comments: This I like. Actual artwork AND a warning to the future.
Never
forget.

-Gadzooks-
Score (1-10): 9
Comments: I knew someone would do a robo-catload. Thank you for keeping my dreams alive.

-Jixby Phillips-
Score (1-10): 1
Comments: I DONT LIKE WHATS GOING ON IN THE PICTURE BUT ITS A GOOD DRAWING THOUGH!

-Kris-
Score (1-10): 10
Comments: it's really original...it came out good and it was a good
idea.

-Matt Harty-
Score (1-10): 10
Comments: This is my favorite entry.

-Pub Lover-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: Evil, Metallic, Future KittyTank! This had some real effort put into it, & it's been done in a very good style. A few places of the image are a little empty, but it shows the subject well.

-SevenForceIncUSA-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: Awesome robo-loaf!

-Spectre X-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: It has a laser :O

-Pjalne-

FINAL SCORE: 81



Artist Name: Subterfudge


-Judges Score/Comments-

-Achimp-
Score (1-10): 9
Comments: Butter pats on vixen catloafs make my day. Rowr.

-Capn Crunch-
Score (1-10): 4
Comments: I can't tell what it is.

-Da Blob-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: nice and catchy as expected but lacks a real idea. I admit being harsh with you just because of said expectations.

-FS-
Score (1-10): 8
Comments: This is friggin cute. I can't say anymore without bursting
into
tears.

-Gadzooks-
Score (1-10): 9
Comments: I perfer Margerine. Nice work though.

-Jixby Phillips-
Score (1-10): 1
Comments: ITS A GOOD DRAWING BUT I DONT LIKE SUBTERFUDGE LOL

-Kris-
Score (1-10): 10
Comments: it's one of the best ones...its just really good

-Matt Harty-
Score (1-10): 9
Comments: This is the best drawing, I like the butter on the head alot. :o

-Pub Lover-
Score (1-10): 8
Comments: This is the level of competence I would expect from you, & if
I
was being fair, you should be marked down for that.

-SevenForceIncUSA-
Score (1-10): 6
Comments: Cool.

-Spectre X-
Score (1-10): 9
Comments: Very well made, but scary.

-Pjalne-

FINAL SCORE: 80


Artist Name: Supafly345


-Judges Score/Comments-

-Achimp-
Score (1-10): 9
Comments: Very good. Would have been a 10, but I think the ears are too detailed. The innards of animal ears disgust me and I vomitted all over my pants because of this drawing. That made me give it 1. But then I realized that I liked the sensation of puke-soaked pants, so that made it a 10. But then the puke got all dried and crusty and it smelled bad, so down one notch to 9.

-Capn Crunch-
Score (1-10): 2
Comments: It wasn't funny and I hate Supafly.

-Da Blob-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: yes. but not this green, huuuuhhhh

-FS-
Score (1-10): 9
Comments: I still love this one. Even though I saw it before, I still
think it's great.


-Gadzooks-
Score (1-10): 8
Comments: Good drawing, but I like chojin's form of the joke better.

-Jixby Phillips-
Score (1-10): 10
Comments: PRETTY COOL!

-Kris-
Score (1-10): 10
Comments: it's my favorite one...looks like someones got some talent

-Matt Harty-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: Very funny, but it's too life-like for me.

-Pub Lover-
Score (1-10): 7
Comments: What, no blood?

-SevenForceIncUSA-
Score (1-10): 9
Comments: LOL OMG WTF?!

-Spectre X-
Score (1-10): 8
Comments: Ouch.

-Pjalne-

FINAL SCORE: 86



Artist Name: z3r0-sk8r


-Judges Score/Comments-

-Achimp-
Score (1-10): 1
Comments: What a pile of shit.

-Capn Crunch-
Score (1-10): 1
Comments: GET OUT.

-Da Blob-
Score (1-10): 1
Comments: you've got to learn that sometimes it's better not to.

-FS-
Score (1-10): 5
Comments: Why are all you Parkinsonners entering this contest? Are you expecting sympathy? I CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE NODDING YES OR SHAKING NO, STAND STILL YOU GODDAMN VIBRATOR.

-Gadzooks-
Score (1-10): 2
Comments: WHAT/EVER

-Jixby Phillips-
Score (1-10): 1
Comments: I DONT LIKE IT THIS

-Kris-
Score (1-10): 2
Comments: anyone could draw like that

-Matt Harty-
Score (1-10): 5
Comments: The face looks smashed in.

-Pub Lover-
Score (1-10): 2
Comments: Did you use a splintered marker or repeated work with a
fineliner?
One would of been worth the effort to produce this poor entry, the
other
would of been stupid. Ha, both were stupid, in truth.

-SevenForceIncUSA-
Score (1-10): 4
Comments: ...yeah. Good, I guess.

-Spectre X-
Score (1-10): 6
Comments: My eyes don't know where to focus. I think I'm going blind.


-Pjalne-

FINAL SCORE: 30




FINAL STANDINGS:
MLE- 93
Chojin - 96
Supafly345 - 86
Drumming4buddha - 84
ScruU2wice - 81
Subterfudge - 80
Sam - 73
Esuohlim - 64
Agroskaterik - 61
Drev - 50
BigLargeMcHuge - 48
Liquidstatik - 47
Pancakes - 40
Emu - 34
Camacazio - 32
Jim Duncan - 31
King Hadas - 31
z3r0-sk8r - 30


CONGRATS MLE. YOU HAVE ONE 2 AFRO KENS!!! :D

If not for the judges, I would have been deadlocked between Subter, Chojin, MLE, and Scru. So thanks for commiting your time.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2004, 07:59 PM       
I'm gonna cry myself to sleep tonight.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2004, 08:20 PM       
Drumming4Buddha should not be 4th.

I already knew MLE was going to win, she got both 1st and 2nd place after all. I don't even mind that she borrowed my idea, and used her strong ability of belief to make it come to life.

Edit: Fatsatan is a savior to the forums.

2nd to worst judge was Pjalne- the worst judge was Kris.

Edit Edit: I should have been a judge.

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Supafly is colorblind.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2004, 08:20 PM       
Edit: nothing worth reading
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Old Aug 2nd, 2004, 09:23 PM        Re: Celebrate The Loaf Contest Results
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That's garfield on a pice of bread. Not a catloaf. They are two entirely separate things.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE COMMENT EVER THANK YOU SPECTRE X
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Old Aug 2nd, 2004, 09:51 PM       
I was so confident I was going to win I created a halloween neko-pan



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Old Aug 2nd, 2004, 10:00 PM       
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Drumming4Buddha should not be 4th.
yah no kidding :/ mine took like a minute to do and sams took like hours

edit: thanks Jixby you are on my good side :O
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Old Aug 2nd, 2004, 10:24 PM       
IT'S FUNNY, I WASN'T AWARE I SENT YOU ANY ENTRIES. AT ALL.
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It's sad that Emu's grandma with Parkinsons beat me.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2004, 11:52 PM       
The comments kicked ass

I did better than I expected. At least I got a 1 from Jixby. I thought he'd go negative.
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Old Aug 3rd, 2004, 12:05 AM       
haha. I didn't even make mine.
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Old Aug 3rd, 2004, 12:06 AM       
If it hadn't been for Mr. Phillips and the Captain, Subberfudge would have won!
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Old Aug 3rd, 2004, 12:44 AM       
I totally forgot to pay off jixby

edit: If you find pjalne's votes can you throw them in just to see how it could've turned out..
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Old Aug 3rd, 2004, 12:54 AM       
HEY, I made that catloaf in response to matt harty, annoyed by me whining about not having a catloaf avatar, saying "then make me one." I'm just annoyed because I was lumped with people who made shitty catloafs just for the contest. I made a shitty catloaf for something completely different.
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Old Aug 3rd, 2004, 01:09 AM       
YOU SHOULD'VE USED MY SECOND ONE YOU STUPID JERK
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Old Aug 3rd, 2004, 03:38 AM       
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2nd to worst judge was Pjalne- the worst judge was Kris.
2nd to worst mail filter was Matt Harty's mail filter, worst mail filter was Supafly

I can post my votes here if Matt wants me to.
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Old Aug 3rd, 2004, 04:35 AM       
Uh, matt, you listed me and MLE at 96 in overall votes, not her at 97 (like it says in the overview). And adding up the judges' scores, she got 93 and I got 96.
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Old Aug 3rd, 2004, 11:46 AM       
MLE WINS! CONGRATS!
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Old Aug 3rd, 2004, 12:32 PM       
You fag. See if I enter one of your contests again ;<
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Old Aug 3rd, 2004, 12:50 PM       
You guys can share
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Old Aug 3rd, 2004, 12:51 PM       
wait I was 4th yesterday

What's the deal matt
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Old Aug 3rd, 2004, 12:54 PM       
What are you talking about? The order never changed, and Drummings been in 4th.

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Old Aug 3rd, 2004, 02:27 PM       
My entry was just a joke and I didn't expect it to be taken seriously. I took a picture of Garfield, hastily pasted it upon the first result for "bread" in Google image search, and 10 people still did worse than me.
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