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Drev · #26

I didn't watch Taboo Tueday, but here's what to brought us:

HHH still champ (Edge speared HBK)

Edge/Benoit tag champs

Shelton is the new IC Champ

Diva crap

Sub Diva crap

Bald Bischoff AND cross dressing coach

Randy and Ric bloody hug-a-thon

And it is once and for all officially proven that GENE SNITSKY IS THE FUCKING MAN AND DESERVES THE TITLE WAY MORE THAN HHH!!

executioneer · #27

what the hell why do you guys like this crap :/

James · #28

I watch Raw for one reason and one reason only. There's a delightful site, which features a Raw Satire, which spoofs the show from the night before in hilarious fashion, and it's exceptionally funny when you watch the show to know what they're making fun of. http://www.onlineonslaught.com/colum...20041019.shtml

OK, well, two reasons. I want Stacy Keibler.

Jixby Phillips · #29

all women in wrestling are ugly

Drev · #30

Quote:

Originally Posted by James

I watch Raw for one reason and one reason only. There's a delightful site, which features a Raw Satire, which spoofs the show from the night before in hilarious fashion, and it's exceptionally funny when you watch the show to know what they're making fun of. http://www.onlineonslaught.com/colum...20041019.shtml

OK, well, two reasons. I want Stacy Keibler.

James showed this to me during Bad Blood, and I still read it now. It's hilarious.

I like Dave "Batista" Davidson in it

I wish there was a Smackdown! Satire

Drev · #31

On Raw:

Bischoff is trying to look like Sean Connery, acts lazy and eats Jell-O for the rest of the night with coach.

Orton can't compete for the title as long as HHH is champ now

Batista got beat by MAVEN.....geez.

HHH got raped.

Drev · #32

On Raw:

Bischoff is trying to look like Sean Connery, acts lazy and eats Jell-O for the rest of the night with coach.

Orton can't compete for the title as long as HHH is champ now

Batista got beat by MAVEN.....geez.

HHH got raped.

Drev · #33

I WANT GENE SNITSKY'S "NO BABIES" SIGN!

Is this the most time Bastista has talked on Raw? Also he was called Dave for the first time I think.

Simon Dean hates fatties.

ARABS

Tripjiri H :O

racialslur · #34

i watched wwf...in FOURTH GRADE.

Drev · #35

not me, but right now it's so hilarious, especially Gene Snitsky.

SLjimbo · #36

For those of you that care, Bad Mr. Ass, Test, Albert, Chuck E. Palumbo, Nidia, and Gail Kim all got sacked.

Drev · #37

I knew about the 3 guys, but Nidia and Gail Kim? Shit.

James · #38

Billy Gunn - Been around forever, nothing to do anymore. Personal problems. Understood.

Albert - Hasn't been used since WRESTLEMANIA, when he was traded to Raw and never seen again. Don't agree with that, but understood.

Chuck Palumbo - Traded to Raw, breaking up the effective FBI stable. Made no sense, was never used. Again, don't agree with that, but understood.

Test - Great worker, potential to come back into a great role once fully healed. Boning Stacy Kiebler.

I can imagine him being on the injured list for so long and the payment he was receiving from his contract was a problem, but still. Not understood.

Gail Kim - One of the best female workers right now. COMPLETELY changed her wrestling style to be tighter and safer, and still pulled off amazing moves. Looked to be figuring into a story between Trish and Lita. Not fucking understood.

Nidia - Tough Enough winner who never evolved into an actual wrestler. Became a valet for Jamie Noble in a fairly amusing role. Then everything went downhill, and nothing's come from her ever again. Understood.

Now for three MORE people.

Jazz - Another great worker. Not easy on the eyes, but she was a legitimate wrestler, and played her role wonderfully. Not fucking understood.

Rodney Mack - Separating him from his mouthpiece, Teddy Long, was a really stupid idea. He's a decent enough worker, but couldn't stand on his own two feet worth a shit. Understood.

Johnny Stamboli - I liked him when he first showed up. The FBI gimmick worked for a while. The whole stable is now fucked up. But I honestly can't remember the last time I saw him used. Still, I liked him. Undertsood.

What kills me is they're doing this cleaning up for financial reasons.
THEY JUST FUCKING GAVE SOME DUMB BITCH A QUARTER-MILLION DOLLARS TO STAND AROUND AND DO NOTHING FOR A YEAR! THEY JUST SIGNED ANOTHER DUMB BITCH AS AN INTERVIEWER WHEN THEY ALREADY HAVE THREE! THEY ARE SIGNING A NEW TOUGH ENOUGH WINNER TO WIN A MILLION DOLLARS!

Really doesn't make any fucking sense. "Well, we're letting you go because we can't afford to pay you for your hard work. Instead, we'll pay unimaginaly more amounts to people not even qualified to open their mouths, much less get in the ring. Goodbye."

Drev · #39

Hey here's something to think about....

With all the cutting that they are doing, could they possibly destroy the brand split? The reason it was there was to give stars equal time, but since they are really mowing down the lesser stars, they might as well combined it to one roster again.

James · #40

The scary thing is all but two of those were Raw roster stars. We're probably looking at some more cuts soon.

They're not doing away with the brand split. This will thin out some numbers and give people more consistent time . They're not at a shortage for wrestlers for sure. They're also bringing in a few more, like Simon Dean and Hassan.

SLjimbo · #41

Too bad for all those who got fired, all they have left to go to is indy feds. NWA-TNA won't be able to sign them all because they just don't have that kind of money.

Drev · #42

Hussen is a horrible idea.

Religion and wrestling never mixes well.

IF they actually got rid of the roster split, I'd still like to see seperate control of the shows, like Bischoff would only control the stars when they are on Raw (same thing goes for whoever wins the Survivor Series match), and Long would control Smackdown.

Drev · #43

I am sad to inform you that Damien, Jake "The Snake" Robert's pet snake has died.

I never watched Jake Robetsat the time but snakes are neat

Jake Roberts starved it to death.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/b...ts/3972907.stm

SLjimbo · #44

MORE CUTS! :/

Rico just got released today and two more are expected tomorrow. (Probably Steven Richards and Shannon Moore) Damn it all to hell.

Drev · #45

The guy (I forgot his name) who was responsible for Mordecai and Kenzo Suzuki as "Hirohito" was fired by Steph McMahon today.

Schimid · #46

Hey, whatever happened to Mordecai? Is he still in?

Drev · #47

You know, I really don't fucking know. :/

First, they said the wrestling himself wasn't ready. Second, they wanted to have him feud with the Undertaker, but they want to develop it length-wise, and people wer impatient. Theird, they sent the guy back to OVW to get better. Vince did like the idea of Mordecai, so if he ever gets better, they'll probablly have him back, hopefull AS Mordecai.

Schimid · #48

It seems like they're trying to bring in a new wrestling "powerhouse" each month. First Mordecai, then that Japanese guy, then probably some other people that I didn't see because I stopped watching, and now Hussen.

It's funny, because these powerhouses often fail horribly. Remember Nathan Jones?

Drev · #49

The only ones that have truly succeeded are Heidenreich and Gene Snitsky. Hell, Snitsky is in the Raw Main Event, and if he wins (along with HHH, Batista, and Edge) he gets to control Raw with them for one month while Bishoff is on vacation.