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Old Nov 1st, 2006, 10:41 PM       
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yup zen's right. The social commentary portion was a total fluke.
I'm really not trying to follow you around and flame every post you make, but really, fuck off. You're going down to a juttin level (which isn't far from where you were anyway) and I think we've all had enough of that for a bit :D
What, two posts? I never really understood what your problem with me is Zomboid, I can't think of any situation that I've ever actualy adressed you in any negative setting. I'm a bit baffled as you seem to be one of the few remaining board members who don't jut ignore me.

Please enlighten me as to just what the hell is your problem.

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Old Nov 1st, 2006, 11:28 PM       
You seem to be constantly seeking approval, like an annoying little fat kid who follows his big brother around. You're always the first one to chime in with a useless opinion on something and it always looks like you're trying way too fucking hard. You see something that you think will garner you favor with people here and you run with it, only people realize it and you don't get too far. I'll put it this way. You'd be the first person to mention evil dead in a thread about movies.

I don't hate you, I just get really irritated every time I read one of your posts cause I can almost hear that annoying little 16-17 year old voice saying shit like "awww man that was sooo fucking cool when that guy got shot and you see all the blood and awwwww man it was sooooo bad ass".
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Old Nov 1st, 2006, 11:31 PM       
fiar enough it makes sense to me and I dont' need to explain myself and the motive behind me still posting.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2006, 02:40 AM       
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Old Nov 2nd, 2006, 05:20 PM       
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Old Nov 2nd, 2006, 08:51 PM       
I complained. It just went unheard as it was muffled by the masturbation sounds of the 100 or so guys here who've never touched a girl.
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Old Nov 5th, 2006, 05:19 PM       
uhm so i dont know what to think of this movie
i liked soome parts of it, and then some of it kind of sucked

and the main girl pissed me off throughout the whole movie

it was fun to watch, though :]]
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Old Nov 6th, 2006, 10:10 PM       
saw was okay, saw II sucked, saw III sucked even worse. me and my girlfriend saw it last night and it was a total snooze fest. the only redeeming part was that there WILL BE NO MORE SAWS.

if you guys have any problem with horror movies nowadays, don't watch them. you pretentious pussy fucks. go watch happy feet or whatever fucking g movie is out. I think horror movies are ace nowadays, when you have shit like hostel (<3) & wolf creek (<3)

hostel was such a badass movie, because i truley believed that the guy wasn't going to get out of there alive. and when he did, i got so giddy! it's not even a horror movie as a really great revenge flick.

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Old Nov 7th, 2006, 10:17 AM       
You're right! How could I be such a pussy?! Obviously, Hostel was spectacular, today's horror movies are ace. I'm such a fool. Lawl, I actually used to like things like 1963's The Haunting. Man, now that I've seen the truth of Hostel, The Haunting is BORING. There's like, no blood or ANYTHING. Just a girl running around with freaky camera angles, what's up with that?

What else could I have missed in the name of culture? GOOD LORD! I haven't seen the Dukes of Hazzard yet! I'm a self professed fan of comedies, as well as film in general, and yet I haven't seen the raunchiest of laugh fests! Believe it or not, I actually felt that Dukes of Hazzard was inferior to raunchy comedies like Young Frankestein and History of the World, part One! WOW! What a snob I am! Can you believe I haven't seen Police Academy 6 yet? I mean, all comedies are just made to make a quick buck, and I was actually holding them to standards. Silly me.
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Old Nov 7th, 2006, 12:37 PM       
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yup zen's right. The social commentary portion was a total fluke.
Nope, Zen's wrong. I saw an interview with Romero last week, where he said the social commentary part of it was entirely intentional.
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Old Nov 7th, 2006, 06:25 PM       
Calling out a puerile, vacuous spade for being a puerile, vacuous spade makes one a pussy. I just love internet arguments.
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Old Nov 7th, 2006, 06:52 PM       
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Old Nov 8th, 2006, 03:40 AM       
I just can't see how anyone could not find Hostel entertaining. I'm not sure what you look for in a movie, but I sure don't like to be bored. If you like boring movies, that's fine I suppose. Forgive me for enjoying my movies!
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Old Nov 8th, 2006, 09:59 AM       
If I want to see mindless violence and cheap thrills, I'll watch one of the Howling sequels. (While we're on the topic of Howling sequels, good lord, avoid "New Moon Rising".)

A film doesn't need nonstop shock and trash to be entertaining. My reference to The Haunting as "boring" was heavily sarcastic.
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Old Nov 8th, 2006, 12:42 PM       
I would definately agree that the violence in the Saw movies are over the top. However, I also I think that the situations that the protagonists, and just the thought of knowing that they have to do something horrible to stay alive. That's what makes the movie so tense. Anyways on violence and horror, blablablah, I think that there should be a good balance between gore and atmosphere (and possibly a good script. I mean, you gotta have the gruesome scene in a movie that makes your stomach (like when Kevin Bacon got that arrow driven through his throat in Friday the 13th. Shut up), and at the same time have a tense mood (and possibly ambient music like in the Silent Hill games). I would like to see a movie that is both scary by using violence and elements of atmosphere, and can still be taken seriously. Also, I actually think that the original Texas Massacre is a tad overrated, because really, it didnt scare THAT much. I mean, there were some moments that made me cring, but COME ON, with a name with the words "chainsaw" and "massacre", I expected a few gruesome chainsaw related-killings (which turned out to be one, which WASNT disturbing at all). And come on, how was I supposed to take that seen in the car seriously where that creepy dad keeps saying "YOU'LL BE OKAY" and keeps poking the girl with a broom. There was random violence in the movie (which was pathetic at best) like when Leatherface just gets knocked down by a hammer and saws part-way through his leg. What was the point of that whole part?. Well, thats enough of my rant, and if I want horror, Ill just settle for the Silent Hill games, because they are actually a lot scarier than most horror movies I've watched.
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Old Nov 8th, 2006, 02:23 PM       
Horror games in general will usually be more intense than movies, seeing as how you are directly interacting with the protagonist's well being.
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Old Nov 8th, 2006, 05:54 PM       
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yup zen's right. The social commentary portion was a total fluke.
Nope, Zen's wrong. I saw an interview with Romero last week, where he said the social commentary part of it was entirely intentional.
"Casting Jones was potentially controversial. In the mid-twentieth century it was unusual for a black man to play the hero in a film that starred white actors, and commentators saw Romero's choice of Jones as significant. Romero, on the other hand, said that Jones "simply gave the best audition."

If he was white, he still would've gotten the part.

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Old Nov 8th, 2006, 07:53 PM       
No, please explain it again, this time with more condescension.

Regardless of the debate on Romero's social commentaries, is Saw III worth five bucks for the rental fee, or not?
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Old Nov 8th, 2006, 07:57 PM       
Sure, it's worth a rental. It's trash, but it'll give you your gore fix.
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Old Nov 8th, 2006, 07:59 PM       
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Old Nov 9th, 2006, 08:49 AM       
don't believe it, i got into saw III for free and was sad that i wasted my 90 minutes in the theatre! that's how awful it was. if you thought II sucked, saw III will be like watching dogs having sex
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Old Nov 9th, 2006, 11:01 PM       
The last great horror movie I saw was Slither. Now it's on DVD.

But the last movie that scared me shitless was The Mothman Prophecies. That tall thing with the eyes scared the Hell out of me because it reminded me of something my best friend's dad said he saw when he was a kid.
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Old Nov 9th, 2006, 11:49 PM       
Theres one part in this movie that made the girl 2 rows ahead of me and my girl toss her cookies and thats when the cop beats the shit out of his foot with the top of the toliet and rips it off. I thought it was funny as fuck and my gal was scared shitless. Classic. But other than that it wasnt too grand.
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Old Nov 10th, 2006, 12:08 AM       
I think people like that are crazy.
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Old Nov 10th, 2006, 02:00 AM       
"it's not even a horror movie as a really great revenge flick. "

That's exactlywhat i thought of this movie. First itwas coolguyspartying with pornography for like an hour with some "historical" traveling and then onto a relatively stupid unscary movie and then some dumb goreforlike five minutes and they don'teven show them cutting the toe off and finally (conveniently) in thelast five minutes of the movie everybody who made the main character mad was killed in a series of luck and revenge.
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