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Old Jul 20th, 2007, 04:35 PM        Cheney will be president on Saturday
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Vice President Dick Cheney will serve as acting president briefly Saturday while President Bush is anesthetized for a routine colonoscopy, White House spokesman Tony Snow said Friday.


What do you think he'll do? I think he's going to unleash the Sentinels.
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Old Jul 20th, 2007, 04:49 PM       
he'll probably eat a baby and jerk off onto the carpet in the oval office
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Old Jul 20th, 2007, 04:59 PM       
I think he'll stage a terrorist attack on Camp David where ol' W is getting his rectal home movie made, and declare martial law.

But I'm also pretty sure he's got a ginat freeze ray.

Because I am off my medication.
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Old Jul 20th, 2007, 05:14 PM       
Maybe he'll send us to the FEMA concentration camps.
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Old Jul 20th, 2007, 06:12 PM       
there will probably be "an urgent message from the president" broadcast.

Every channel will be overridden with Dick Cheney and his souless grimace staring into the camera while inside the oval office.

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Old Jul 20th, 2007, 06:52 PM       
I think he'll release an executive order and claim it's national security that it's contents be secret.

Then he'll say "i'm not part of the executive branch"
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Old Jul 20th, 2007, 10:24 PM       
what? He's going to take over the world while everyone is busy reading harry potter
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Old Jul 20th, 2007, 11:53 PM       
I'm sure if anything does indeed happen will be extremely entertaining.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2007, 04:47 AM       
I was hoping that the excitement of being president would overwhelm Cheney so much that his wretched, black little heart would explode in his chest, causing him to vomit blood all over the whitehouse walls.

Oh well
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Old Jul 23rd, 2007, 05:59 PM       
I gotta say I'm pretty dissapointed.

He better have done something deeply evil and totally secret that I won't find out about for years.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2007, 10:08 PM       
Mabye he'll "finish the job' on Harry Whittington.
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