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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 05:33 PM        It's like my eyes are on fire
http://www.dingo-pictures.de/

A German company that makes 30-minute shameless Disney knockoffs.


The animation looks like, to quote some youtube comments on longer scenes than the previews they have up there, "It's like somebody took the Zelda CD-i games and made them into a movie."

I highly recommend checking out the "Aladin," "King of the Animals," and "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" previews. Some of this stuff may actually make you cry.
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 05:37 PM       
But do they have sex?
This may be my favorite:
http://www.dingo-pictures.de/filme-de/dinos.htm
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 05:45 PM       
so they did the animal soccer world movie. but how did it make the tremendous leap to budget ps2 game :o so many unanswered questions
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 05:54 PM       
Oh the Germanity!
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 07:05 PM       
Disney genuinely frightens me.


Maybe it's the fact that Walt was a nazi

Maybe it's the fact that he had his brain frozen.

All I know is that a company founded by a man like THAT, must have some secrets behind closed doors
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 07:39 PM       
that brain freezing thing is a urban legend and you know it
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 07:54 PM       
Disney would frighten me if the core of their pathetic copyright extension bribing wasn't simply because they're afraid that someone turning Steamboat Willie into a porno would somehow ruin their business.

Come the fuck on. Any business that fragile deserves to die. Especially since they were having their asses handed to them by Pixar and haven't made a decent animated movie since they trumped up Aladdin and the Lion King so many pathetic years ago. The only thing Disney has is money and that can't last forever if they can't make a decent product.
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 07:58 PM       
I've never been to Disney World

I want to see the magic
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 09:52 PM       
It's great if it's just you and your girl or someone else. No more than four people. EVER.

I'll never go with my entire family again.
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 11:27 PM       
I always liked six flags better
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 11:55 PM       
I've never been to no Six Flags neither
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Old Jan 21st, 2008, 01:12 AM       
"that brain freezing thing is a urban legend and you know it"

Snopes© A subsidiary of Walt Disney Enterprises
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Old Jan 21st, 2008, 01:16 AM       
lol w/e
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Old Jan 21st, 2008, 01:28 AM       
Oh christ, do they really make money off this?
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Old Jan 21st, 2008, 01:29 AM       
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Old Jan 21st, 2008, 01:47 PM       
The Aladin one is actually kind of catchy
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Old Jan 21st, 2008, 02:18 PM       
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I've never been to no Six Flags neither
How 'bout Bush Gardens?

It's like the Disney World of beer.

But THE best amusement park is Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio. The best roller coaster collection in the world.

Back on topic: I could care less what happens to Disney; The shit they do to other people is deplorable.
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Old Jan 21st, 2008, 02:24 PM       
Disney is owned by the Jew$ so good on these underdogs
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Old Jan 21st, 2008, 02:32 PM       
if the whole aladin one is like that preview it'd totally be worth buying. doesn't look like they sell stuff to individuals though :<
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Old Jan 21st, 2008, 03:20 PM       
http://www.dingo-pictures.de/filme-de/camelot.htm

This is the best by far. Live action sequence, Gay Knight, AND a Peter Gunn Theme midi? Sign me up.
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Old Jan 21st, 2008, 07:11 PM       
The worst part about watching something like that is you can't unwatch it :P
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Old Jan 28th, 2008, 01:42 AM       
To hell with Disney. Their Disney World doesn't support the extremely tall part of the population, thus preventing us from enjoying much of what they have to offer.
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Old Jan 28th, 2008, 03:53 AM       
How tall are you Durin? What weren't you able to experience?
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Old Jan 28th, 2008, 08:51 AM       
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Old Jan 28th, 2008, 02:26 PM       
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How tall are you Durin? What weren't you able to experience?

6 foot 6, Space mountain. and some other things but thats the one that sticks out (the car is too small for my knees, the bar cant come down due to the way I have to sit).
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