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Old Jun 12th, 2008, 11:39 PM        Hilarity in the lingerie aisle
I was shopping this evening and pushed a pair of women's panties aside on a lingerie rack. Something about the texture of it made me go back and look, and I found that the entire back of it was a fake foam butt.

I mean, I've seen the ones with the padding for the ladies who are kind of flat back there, but this was an actual foam butt, complete with crack. I couldn't tear my eyes away...it was a molded foam butt covered in black spandex. It was $19.95.

No, I didn't buy it. But it was intriguing in a weird sort of way.

It sort of reminded me of those foam butts you can find around Halloween to stick out the backs of hospital gowns and stuff.
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Old Jun 13th, 2008, 02:30 AM       
Oh the lengths some women will go through.

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Old Jun 13th, 2008, 03:12 AM       
Having an ass that's too small is not something that I have ever had to worry about.

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Old Jun 13th, 2008, 10:43 AM       
Me either. I mean, it's not J-lo, but not bony either.

I just wonder what happens when the partner of this person discovers (s)he's just grabbed a handful of foam-ass. It'd be like coming up with tissues out of a bra.

What was that Family Guy quote? "Those aren't boobs, they're lies!"
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Old Jun 13th, 2008, 05:49 PM       
This sets a new bar for gag gifts.

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They're also available in Depends/Lumpy Soccer Mom, apparently.
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