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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 09:55 PM        BEST SHIRT EVER!!!
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 11:09 PM       
I'd say "I don't get it," but then I'd just be setting myself up for a bunch of flacid insults from elitists who think the shirt hilarious.
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 11:18 PM       
I don't get it, and I'll talk any snide remarks with a shit eating grin so long as someone explains it to me.

Too lazy for a Google.
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 11:27 PM       
I don't get it.
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 11:34 PM       
I don't get it. Not too lazy for a Google, but it's more fun hearing someone rant about it than looking it up.
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 12:08 AM       
Same as the rest. :/
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 12:35 AM       


JOHN GALT, FAMOUS AUTHOR WHO HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH A PARTICULAR BOOK THAT CAPITALISTS LIKE TO READ.
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 01:31 AM       
I'm ready to start a "OAO needs a girlfriend" campaign. Anybody with me...?
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 03:26 AM       
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 07:52 AM       
I get it. Wearing this shirt will make you feel incredibly intelligent and knowledgeable, because it means nothing to the whole world minus five people.

This is why I have a closet full of t-shirts that read such hilarious phrases as "tiki tiki weeya boo", "it is NOT an asparagus" and "fuck you, Louis Pasteur".
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 08:56 AM       
ATLAS SHRUGGED? NEVER HEARD OF ATLAS SHRUGGED? GO LOOK IT UP ON SPARKNOTES!!!
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 09:36 AM       
Go on, tell us.
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 09:40 AM       
John Galt didn't write Atlas Shrugged. He is too manly.
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 10:04 AM       
John Galt was a character from Atlas Shrugged, which is a fictional book by Ayn Rand. He represented her view of what would make up the optimal human being - rational, and utterly selfish.

"Who is John Galt?" is a famous rhetorical question from the novel. Take the shirt to a Marx convention, and have fun gauging the leftist's reactions.
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 10:12 AM       
Probably: "I don't get it."

I've never heard of the dude or the book, and I was at the last Marx convention.
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 11:15 AM       
I hear that "Atlas Shrugged" sucks a fat one.
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 11:34 AM       
The rumors were true.
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 11:38 AM       
I remember when the skater punks and goths in my school first learned how to be introspective and pseudo-intellectuals. They all had those patches and shit. Doesn't necessarily mean anything, people wear that often like they wear Che t-shirts. Often void of real meaning.

However, this reminds me, "The Passion of Ayn Rand" is a pretty cool movie. Go rent it.
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 11:40 AM       
What I really want is the libertarian t-shirt. That is, my friends, beautiful. It even mentions the Davis-Bacon Act.
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 11:59 AM       
Maybe Santa will make a note of that.....
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 10:59 PM       
Is it my imagination, or is OAO just about to disappear up his own ass?
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 12:19 AM       
The best shirt I ever saw was on the bartender at the dive I went to last night. She had a smoking body and the shirt left little to the imagination. I totally approved of it.

If you watch Elimidate( loser) she won the episode that aired saturday night.
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 02:58 AM       
The best shirt I saw was in the pub on friday night- a bloody huge bloke wearing a shirt that said 'I fucked your boyfriend'.
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 07:26 AM       
Best shirt...was printed in Latin "If you can read this, you're over-educated"
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 10:02 AM       
Here's a shirt for you:

"I'm an arrogant, smug, superior wiener and the only way I know to feel okay about myself is to drop literary/scholarly references and then be shocked when you don't know what I'm talking about."

And on the back it could say

"Oh, please God,don't let me be wrong that I'm smarter than you, it's all I have"
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