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Old Mar 26th, 2010, 11:07 AM       
Or possibly the mid bath dump.
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Old Mar 26th, 2010, 11:22 AM       
Oh yes, they drop one in the tub! Then it starts to dissolve and break apart, and you get all kinds of floaties. Oh my.

These are a few of my favorite things ....
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Old Mar 26th, 2010, 06:51 PM       
I was giving Mia a bath once and I freaked out because I thought there was a waterbug in the tub. Turned out she popped out a teeny hard turd.

She pitched a bitch because I took it away before she could play with it.
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Old Mar 26th, 2010, 07:56 PM       
Thanks to whomever modified this thread's title.
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Old Mar 26th, 2010, 07:57 PM       
WTF you pussies. You deserve people like Coolio and Kitsumshit.
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Old Mar 26th, 2010, 07:58 PM       
Not like there isn't 50 poop threads.
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Old Mar 26th, 2010, 08:14 PM       
Oh no, the pressure to stay on topic is on now.
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Old Mar 26th, 2010, 08:15 PM       
No, this thread is different - almost karma-like in quality.

The smell of poopy
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While I read this thread
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Old Mar 26th, 2010, 11:21 PM       
I have some sort of universal assignment to deal with the shit of others. It's predestined.
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Old Mar 26th, 2010, 11:41 PM       
I always thought the poop of others was below me. Now I chase turds like they are the ass end of rainbows.
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Old Mar 27th, 2010, 08:03 AM       
God damn it. God damn it all of you.
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Old Mar 27th, 2010, 05:58 PM       
Seriously. Some little fagot comes in here and tries to dis everyone in a dedicated thread, and this is what happens? We need a new Vet list, cause this is bullshit.
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Old Mar 27th, 2010, 06:20 PM       
Until the topic turned to shit, I pretty much droned it out.
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Old Mar 27th, 2010, 06:26 PM       
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Old Mar 27th, 2010, 06:55 PM       
I'm glad I didn't show you my tits. JERK!
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Old Mar 27th, 2010, 07:08 PM       
Show them to me so that I know what I will soon be pissing all over.
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Old Mar 27th, 2010, 07:39 PM       
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Old Mar 27th, 2010, 11:34 PM       
You were more fun when you were licking that fucking ice cream cone.

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Old Mar 28th, 2010, 01:02 AM       
Ok Terra, time to put them on the glass. Either send me bewbs or your child will be smothered.
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Old Mar 28th, 2010, 12:00 PM       
fwiw terra, that pic of you and your baby is beautiful. I don't especially want to see bewbs though.
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Old Mar 28th, 2010, 12:24 PM       
Thank you, Kitsa. FTR there will be no bewbage. :D
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Old Mar 28th, 2010, 01:34 PM       
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Old Mar 28th, 2010, 01:50 PM       
How do you even know the boobs are worth seeing, man? Are you really going to lay it all on the table and not know what you're getting? They might be only average! 0_0

You should always ask for a bra-on preview man. It's like buying drugs, are you really just going to take any old white powder, or are you going to try some first? Get the bra pic first before she delivers, then if the goods is good, give her the OK to take it off.

You seem like a man of class so just settling for any old boobs seems like a detriment to your character IMO.
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Old Mar 30th, 2010, 05:14 PM       
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You should always ask for a bra-on preview man.
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