I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[elx]

so my roommate is like this french chick who spent like her entire life living in a boarding school, and so she's super hilarious and unfortunately naive in this environment. I just taught her how to use a dishwasher the other morning -- I come home, there's a spoon, a wine glass, three kitchen rags and a sponge going through the heavy rinse cycle.


I tried explaining to her that we're not supposed to wash those things, but even I didn't understand why not.

[executioneer]

click on this above the post you want to give pickles for

[kahljorn]

i washed sponges all the time in the dishwasher. Keeps em fresh.

id be more concerned about her wasting water for five items ;/

[Colonel Flagg]

Originally Posted by elx

YES :D


:beetlejuice

You mean "I DO". And it's "Betelgeuse".

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Originally Posted by elx

YES :D


:beetlejuice

<3

[Shyandquietguy]

My only red pickle is from Pentagarn for when I half assed attempted to justify red pickling him. So I could green pickle Willie more.

Haha, I'm all over the place.

[Fathom Zero]

You're a knock-around guy, a free wheeling spirit that doesn't play by the rules

[Fathom Zero]

A child molester.

[Esuohlim]

Guys why is a vagina less than half an inch a way from a butthole

Retarded

[Fathom Zero]

because good things come in clusters

[k0k0]

Not a good thing for the lady if your junk falls out and you stick it in the wrong one. Just saying, it happens and you get major shit for it afterwards.

[Shyandquietguy]

Lo, for God madeth woman to be tempting not on the will of need, but of seduction.

[executioneer]

Originally Posted by k0k0

Not a good thing for the lady if your junk falls out and you stick it in the wrong one. Just saying, it happens and you get major shit for it afterwards.

you get in major shit during, you get in major shit afterwards

sadtrombone.wav

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Originally Posted by k0k0

Not a good thing for the lady if your junk falls out and you stick it in the wrong one. Just saying, it happens and you get major shit for it afterwards.

I get high fives from it.

[k0k0]

Then you found yourself a keeper. Or a porn star.

[Rongi]

buttholes

[Rongi]

why are buttholes by balls

why do we ever have to poop

[Kitsa]

I think the omnipresence of porn has really changed the sexual norm. I have a friend who's an OB surgical nurse, and she said that even 9 months pregnant she sees more women shaved than hairy.

:classydiscussion

[k0k0]

The thing with me is, I don't like the shaved look. If I wanted to fuck a baby, I'd become a clay animator and move to portland oregon.

[kahljorn]

are you talking about pram maven the child molester from portland oregon that produces music and claymation

[ThrashO]

i see alot of shaved varinas but not enough shaved buttholes

more like buttlols

[Shyandquietguy]

[Tadao]

Originally Posted by Babs

You have a fucked up problem with taking things way to far. So what I asked to have the lame cancer pickles taken away, let it go. It's not even that big of a deal and of course you have to go make some bleeding musty ass pussy post like "BABS IS A PATHETIC PUSSY BECUASE HE DON'T TAKE MY SHIT" over something so minute. Your a grown ass man trying to but heads with someone you know absolutely fucking nothing about. OH YEAH EVERYONE HATES ME ON IMOCKERY HOLY SHIT! Little do you know (like even matters), piece of shit babs actually gets along with a few people on here.

I really don't feel like typing anymore seeing as your dead set on having this go no where. So before you repost what I just typed and make some shitty observational joke about how I said I have a "few" friends on here and everyone gets anxious to pucker up their lips to kiss your fat ass, take a moment to reflect on how much you go out of your way to be a dead serious dick to someone who does absoultely nothing to you.

Oh man, this is just too funny.

[Tadao]

And I get in trouble for red pickling this sad fag?

[Babs]

I'm just a dumb faggot for sure. Eveyone, lets just agree on that.