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Old Jul 27th, 2010, 08:54 PM       
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Old Jul 27th, 2010, 09:06 PM       
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Old Jul 27th, 2010, 09:43 PM       
I wear size 29.
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Old Jul 27th, 2010, 11:59 PM       


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Old Jul 28th, 2010, 01:34 AM       
i think i saw that man up close and personal recently
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Old Jul 28th, 2010, 01:44 AM       


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Old Jul 28th, 2010, 02:58 AM       
god i am SO

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and no one i know will answer their phones, and i'm sober and not going to fall asleep I REGRET THAT THE I-MOCKERY GANG COULD NOT STAY ANOTHER WEEK IN MY NECK OF THE WOODS
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Old Jul 28th, 2010, 03:31 AM       
awright, fuck yall, nontalkative motherfuckers, i'm mixing myself another cannery punch
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Old Jul 28th, 2010, 03:35 AM       
what is in a cannery punch
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Old Jul 28th, 2010, 04:23 AM       
uuuuh, in Cannery Row one of the boys worked in a bar, and whenever someone didn't finish a drink he'd pour it into a jug and at the end of the week they'd call it punch and drink it

so a cannery punch IRL is when you throw together splashes of what the fuck ever because you're low on cash and trying to conserve your liquor

this current one is small amounts of jameson, jack daniels, knob creek, a bigger splash of captain morgans, orange juice, white grape juice, ruby red, and filled the rest of the way with gatorade and vodka
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Old Jul 28th, 2010, 04:28 AM       
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Old Jul 28th, 2010, 04:32 AM       
i guees it's too late to call some of these motherfuckers
THEY called ME earlier to go out and about, not sure why they'd be asleep NOW
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Old Jul 28th, 2010, 05:57 AM       
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For those at home doing the math, Zhukov, the guy making fun of fat people, has a 35-inch waist.

WELL. I'm not making fun of fat people, and I'm 32 inches; reasonably thin from my point of view.

185cm tall; you pricks work it out we won the war, and I also have a small assortment of average muscles lacklusterly scattered around my body. I still consider myself skinny, and being called fat by the resident human noodle isn't going to change that.
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Old Jul 28th, 2010, 10:52 AM       
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you pricks work it out we won the war
What war was that? The war to be the fattest person in the Southern Hemisphere?
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Old Jul 28th, 2010, 11:06 AM       
I dont care what hemisphere your from. If your waist is anything less than Zhukovs 32 inches your a fucking beanpole.
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Old Jul 28th, 2010, 11:06 AM       
Or a woman.
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What war was that? The war to be the fattest person in the Southern Hemisphere?
Either WW1 or The French Revolution. Imperial measurements are for the dirty Hun.


I got Litres by the motherfucking Kilometer, bitch. Fuck your infraction.
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Old Jul 28th, 2010, 12:18 PM       
That wasn't aimed at you Chojin.

Also, I can post pictures if need be. But only if I get to see some i-mock female stomach in return.
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Old Jul 28th, 2010, 02:43 PM       
Make sure those pictures have some Tasmanian Devils in them

Do they really spin like tornadoes?
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Old Jul 29th, 2010, 04:25 AM       
dear internet you are BORING at 4:30am

I need drunk gus
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Old Jul 29th, 2010, 04:57 AM       
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Old Jul 29th, 2010, 08:38 AM       
why is this site down like half the times i try to access it
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why is this site down like half the times i try to access it
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Yeah I get that almost every night. I just treat it as normal now.
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