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Old Mar 27th, 2009, 05:36 PM       
the man really shines through when shemales make faces other than the few obligatory expressions which are ambiguous. Depends on the face, though.

I CONSIDER :O <<< THAT FACE TO BE PROBABLY THE MOST TYPICAL SHEMALE FACE.
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Old Mar 28th, 2009, 06:34 AM       
your dad cums on your face and dem shemales
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Old Mar 28th, 2009, 07:03 AM       
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have any of you guys ever seen Solaris?
I've seen the first movie and read the book... haven't seen the remake with George Clooney though.

It's by far the best alien-imitating-humans story ever.
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Old Apr 6th, 2009, 11:31 PM       
yea solaris is a cool movie ;o just long and kind of has a drawn out begining. other than that its fabulous...

your dad cums on dog faces, babality

and then on your face afterwards i dunno i dont really want to get into the details its kinda gross.
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Old Apr 6th, 2009, 11:34 PM       
apparantly you like to tagteam dicks with your dog though
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Old Apr 6th, 2009, 11:48 PM       
Watched part of Scary Movie 3 while falling asleep last night. I forgot how hilarious it is. Even though it's more kinda like Airplane 3.

When they're fighting over the teleprompter and end up hitting a bunch of key the news reporter still tries to read it "O Shizl Gzngahr!" cracks me up every time. Spoof of Bruce Almighty but still hilarious

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Old Apr 7th, 2009, 02:54 AM       
i watched the fall tonight. thats a really good movie i think ;o
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Old Apr 8th, 2009, 03:12 PM       
I watched the original My Bloody Valentine with all the cut-out gore put back in it. I really liked it and the Canadians in it were silly.
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Old Apr 8th, 2009, 11:04 PM       
The Usual Suspects

Probably the 50th time i've seen it but nothing beats watching it with someone who's never seen it before. MINDFUCK.
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Old Apr 10th, 2009, 08:36 AM       
I had a bit part in a movie that Kevin Spacey was in. He walked up to a group of us while we were waiting for something and started talking to some of the extras. He looked around and said, in what I think was a mock Spanish accent, "Don't call me Fer-NAN-do." Then he walked off.

I've always been a little mystified about that.
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Old Apr 10th, 2009, 09:38 AM       
I caught the end of Death Wish 3 yesterday followed up by Commando. Rockin'
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Old Apr 10th, 2009, 09:54 AM       
Good ol' AMC.
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Old Apr 11th, 2009, 05:03 AM       
Yeah, AMC seems to love to play the Death Wish movies followed by a dash of Commando or some other shitty but somehow great movie.

God bless AMC.
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Old Apr 12th, 2009, 10:18 AM       
Kentucky Fried Movie.

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Old Apr 12th, 2009, 08:47 PM       
Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Dear god is Mila Kunis smokin' in this.
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Old Apr 12th, 2009, 09:04 PM       
I watched part of National Treasure and it was stupid.
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Old Apr 12th, 2009, 09:25 PM       
The Spirit - Awful film. Really terrible. Got about half an hour in before I had to turn it off. It looked great, I'll give it that but the dialogue was unbelievably poor.

No Country For Old Men - Still great.
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Old Apr 12th, 2009, 09:45 PM       
No Country For Old Men is wonderful.

I got the book, even though I'd never read any of Cormac McCarthy's other stuff. I understood that the movie was very, very loyal to it, and it's true. But I couldn't get past the writing style.

It was written like this: "He opened the door and walked inside and leaned into the closet and pulled out a pair of boots and put them on and walked into the other room and checked the refrigerator."

I mean, it's his writing style, but my brain flooded with all the run-ons until I got used to it.
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Old Apr 12th, 2009, 10:24 PM       
I watched The Ten Commandments. I got as far as the parting of the Red Sea, but then I had to give up.
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Old Apr 12th, 2009, 10:53 PM       
death of a salesmen :O awesome movie.

cept for the crazy scenes
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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 03:31 AM       
The Transporter 3 - uuuggghhh
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, how bad could it be?
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I got 10 minutes into the first one and knew it, and any that might follow, was crap.
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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 07:51 PM       
I watched changeling last night and it was okay!

DEATH OF A SALESMAN. WATCH IT.
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